/smg/ - Stock Market General

We are getting liberated of having a portfolio arent we
I wish I could move into cash but im in too deep already

jannies were banning anons for talking about going long on TSLA last week when redditors were shorting
looks like some faggot janny was bleeding on his puts

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Who's ready for another +10% day fellow Tesla chads?

I should have bought NMAX

The sharpest of all peens

pic related

B-b-but.... i-its a girl.....(?)

Nearly panic-sold TSLZ when I was -13.45% down.

Still down -8%

Do I still panic sell or wait for tomorrow's delivery numbers plus tariffs? The numbers that have already come out are shit, and it shouldn't be anywhere near green, which worries me.

Nigger!

Finally, someone speaking sense here

Things are going to pump insanely tomorrow. I sell naked calls to short and the only times I see them hold value the way they are is when someone is buying for a huge move they know about.

just wait. have faith.

Where were all the posts about NMAX before the giga retard pump. Looked like easy money if it was on your radar.

ooh... wtfwt

Well, I waited and now I'm back down to -11%. STOP BUYING YOU CUNTS

I HAVE A PLAN

All troons get the rope. Disgusting perverts.

gettan tired of this shit

when does liberation day happen?

holy fuck 69 prices

WHAT LOW LOW PRICES!

The Prices Index surged further into expansion (or ‘increasing’) territory, registering 69.4 percent, up 7 percentage points compared to the reading of 62.4 percent in February. The Backlog of Orders Index registered 44.5 percent, down 2.3 percentage points compared to the 46.8 percent recorded in February. The Employment Index registered 44.7 percent, down 2.9 percentage points from February’s figure of 47.6 percent.

It's over.

hello niggers

another day of up down

i cant take this much longer.

also niggers

Don't worry anon the market figures it out in its own time.

Since I couldn't do this today
+21% today, though it's more like +8.3% from my previous ATH before bagholding SOXL a couple of days ago, so less impressive I guess.
+25% week
+45% month
+117% YTD

Expecting a crabby day tomorrow with a possible downturn at the end of the day due to orange man and SOXL's 1 month MACD turning negative.

that was probably the worst april fools ever.
Couldn't browse Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, or even Anon Babble.
This event made me realize how much I hate Anon Babble and Anon Babble.

futures

futures

I wanted to discuss the market but couldn't
If you think about it, it was extremely irresponsible to block posting intentionally, because there could have been financial implications for people here

nigga are you serious rn?

meh it was fine up until the pigeonholed everybody into the worst pedophile infested dogshit boards imaginable

site became unusable for most so I bet their traffic numbers got destroyed for the day and they lost money on ad revenue which lmao nice one retards

What are the financial implications of breaking Anon Babble containment and setting all the bronies free?

they lost money on ad revenue

Actually now that i think about it, wasn't this a huge fucking mess for their custom paid advertisers?
Imagine you paid to advertise your shitcoin or AI onlyfans on here on the 1st.
You were basically scammed while that shit was going on.

scamming shitcoin scammers

Yeah i think that's actually a good thing.

How blood red will tomorrow be

ya, why they would deliberately cull your userbase for the sake of a shitty joke because you're butthurt about trump is beyond me, but internet troonerators aren't known for their fiscal money making intelligence.

not much at all unless trump does something new with the tariffs

this website is operated by the alphabet agencies. I dont understand faggots trying to apply reddit standard of forums to Anon Babble

well, there's that and then there's the (obviously) fake Anon Babble dating site and string of discord servers that advertise here.
I'm not sorry for them I just think it would have been dogshit to charge their advertisers for CPM that they aren't getting.

might go up since the blueballing will finally stop (temporarily)

how far out do you usually get your calls/puts? Next expiry date? The one after that? months in the future?

doubt it
if it was as much as a honeypot that you guys screamed about, a hell of a lot more retards would be getting v&

i think they dont really give much of a shit about this site beyond Anon Babble

doubt it

its just a fact. Anon Babble is run on FBI servers. feds offered moot an ultimatum to either give them the servers or get charged every time something happened on his website. jannies and mods literally have a built in fed line to insta delete and save your data then open a ticket with the FBI whenever you post illegal content.

Didn't he announce that he is implementing 20-50% tariffs on all foreign imports?

I dont hold any tsla but i think i might buy some for some reason i think its gonna absolutely skyrocket this month. The market is retarded so the retarded options will happen

So what? Everybody on here knows that. As a law-abiding citizen you have nothing to fear.
Doesn't solve the bronie problem, though.

im just pointing out to this redditor that this whole "DUHHH why 4troon no care 'bout ad revenue??? are dey stoopid or sumting??????"

they get like pennies for their ads. its not like actual companies advertise. whoever advertises already knows about april fools melty. they browse here too. its not like this is some super complex giga-corp contracting. one day of missed ads is not something anyone gives a shit about. It amounts to fucking nothing. Not like this website is going out of business. Its so weird to unironically think matters at all.

Not like this website is going out of business.

Exactly. It's all paid for with tax dollars anyway.

First time trading options went well but was nerve wracking. The day was more bullish than expected so I had good timing exiting around here.

I paper traded SOXL/SOXS options and traded one for real as well. I just go for the next expiry which in SOXL/SOXS's case is the end of the week. I wouldn't buy an option unless I had reasons to think the underlying will move like I want in a short amount of time, so buying far ahead into the future doesn't make sense to me.

You're right but you got the wrong department.
The DoD runs the site.

Go look at Anon Babble it's filled with (unironic) feds and ex-army/navy/airmen who cocksuck NATO and the Global American Empire (GAE).

Go look at Anon Babble it's filled with underage b8.

Go look at Anon Babble it's filled with distractions to keep them from talking about reality.

Go look at Anon Babble and it's filled with spam to keep you from finding real market info

Go look at Anon Babble it's always filled with culture war shit

They don't need to "shut it down" because they make money on you browsing here and they can control any narrative about anything by spamming out the real consensus.
Otherwise feds would have shut it down a long time ago.

Disclaimer that I'm a complete rookie in options so I may be missing the point of buying ahead into the future. I'm used to day trading so it looks like parking your money without making profits for days, hoping for a lucky strike from my perspective.

You guys buying more XOM?

I sold some xom. de-risking and profit taking.

There is a certain advantage to this place being controlled opposition, though.
What's the name of that principle where money is more effective it is the closer it is to the source? (like government officials, then banks, then corporations, then workers, then unemployed see the direct benefit of money in that order)

Same thing for information. This is far from where decisions are made, but it's miles ahead of what normalfags see, look at all the "conspiracy theories" that originated on Anon Babble like 10-15 years ago that are now getting disseminated in (social) media. You don't have to necessarily succeed, just not be the lowest on the totem pole, and that does give us an advantage over normal folk, like fuck go on Facebook for 10 minutes and look at how naive people are about how the world works and how ignorant they are to things

pointing out how it's a poor business decision to run a shitty april fools gag at the cost of losing users is somehow reddit

on the fucking business board

every post you make is always beyond teenage nigger tier retardation
genuinely worthless poster

Anon Babble is not a business you fucking moron

It's just another way to trade man don't think to hard about it, number just goes up faster and down faster

well yeah certainly. in the stream of information Anon Babble is usually first and the rest of the internet just swallows our diarrhea

and you are a nigger
case closed

niggers niggers niggers

they dont care about clicks. they dont care about ad revenue. they dont care about traffic. they dont care about any of that dumb reddit brain retard nigger bull shit you want to project onto it. Its not a fucking RDDT, its not a fucking META. Its a government asset. They do not cqre about "MUH PROFIT MARGINS" or "MUH UNIQUE USERS PER HOUR" does your retarded ape faggot nigger cuckold dumbass pea brain truely honestly think they would do any of this fucking nonsense if this were the case? Or are you still stuck on the left side of the bell curve thinking you are very smart for this magnificent conclusion that a website that is down cannot be advertised on?

de-risking

LoL. Just bought more.

thanks for the exit liquidity. I might be selling more VZ if youre interested

Yeah why not?
My average XOM is around 50 now.
VZ at 35.
Bring the pain so i can buy it all.

Reit?

My average XOM is around 50 now.

now.

I actually expected Trump to throw Taiwan under the bus. I guess it's safe to invest in TSM then?

I may sell you some at 200 if you decide to hop back in.

Bad debt.

At the start of the Chinese millennium?

I never understood this "bro the chinese are eating your lunch" meme until i realized it's a psyop to buy in cheap.

Did the tariffs kick in yet

sportsmans whorehouse was a buy before the close, up 50% after hours.
Newsmax was a banger, anyone get in early on that?

tariffs

President Trumptar keeps changing his mind if he is going to tariff, how much, who, he is intentionally confusing the markets. Just sit back and watch the nonsense.

Wait...he didn´t boughted bottom? lol

foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/us-bank-executive-believed-among-minnesota-plane-crash-victims.amp

What did he know, /smg/?

Didn´t even know it was IPOing, obviously would pop. Same thing happened with Rumble and HIMS. People think because of le vibes these shit companies are going to be growing like crazy. GPT tells me that the current Newsmax valuation is 28 billion and it´s just a fucking news station lol.

More importantly: Whose home was it?

I just realized my portfolio is down only 0.27% YTD. Huh.

tarrif announcement at 4pm

Kek, hes going to crumble isn't he? He's leaving it that late to give other countries time to beg him but it won't happen

tarrif announcement at 4pm

lmao, that's actually at market close. 22pm here in germany.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY, von der Leyen is in bed at that time

Is that after market close in schoolshooter time? Oh well

NAK is over a dollar.

NAKbros...

more XOM?

always do the opposite of cramer