The 2. April pump will be glorious

The 2. April pump will be glorious

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I would suggest removing all sharp objects in your vicinity.

Cash is and always will be KING

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Your optimism holds you back, Mumu. There's money to be made on back sides of the fence. Use your head.

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Im ready to sell again if we have a sharp dead cat bounce. But maybe we are really at a bottom

Eth went from 1800 to 2100, u afked?

Already stacked some peaq, the shit has bottom out, we may be going higher from here

Kind of but i hopoe for 2.7k

It will rally a bit until the 2nd and then we'll be liberated from our money.

Red pill me on what happens on April 2

reciprocal tariffs on every country

Ok. Why wouldn't this cause the price of crypto to crash.

shorting after a 30% correction during a bull run

NGMI Bobo, this is why the average Bobo is poor compared to the average Mumu.

idk ask him

I'm asking you, boy.

WHAT THE FUCK is that lingo? whenever I come here people are talking about inverted siberian tiger skip or siamese dead cat pump what the fuck is that

during a bull run

Its not a bullrun, check alts Bitchud
You ever heared about concepts like frontrunning and priced in?
If not watch and see

My birthday anon send me a pepe

In case I miss you then, happy birthday :D

lots of people are going to be selling in order to derisk their portfolio so i'd be patient for the generational entry

bottom is in

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frontrunning and priced in

I sure as fuck hope so. I'm tired. Someone PLEASE make BTC finally go to 140K.

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140k? No no no i was talking about like a month of uptrend
140k seems not likely before 2027

If you turn the chart upside down it actually looks like its going up

Bump

my benis is ready for ze pump

Thank you fren

I'm ready to slurp more ETH at $1'500

thinking he will pamp when EU is about to announce YUGE reciprocal tarriffs on FAGMAN

lol, you bull retards never learn, do you?

I'm not even in the FAGMAN bull trap

reciprocal on reciprocal

LEARN. ENGLISH.

Based knower

cope seethe shit shart dilate altcel

I already boughted at $1800, Sui is next on my list, also eyeing A47, meme with AI news focus could go hard.

ETH?????

Top class retard. There are better L1s you can put your money on.

Lol
Leave that clown. You can literally make generational wealth long before BTC hits ATH again but some fags just want to remain retarded and remain broke for life. Been timing and scooping A47 dips and I've made a ton of profits in the last 1-2 weeks but you can keep fading.

I'd rather bet on EOS.

newfags wants to be taught everything always. they all gon die broke.

lol

what did OP mean by this

If you can make money going up, and you can make money going down, why does it all matter?
Shouldn't we all just be cheering on predictable volatility?

Trump's "reciprocal" tariffs are completely made up, they're entirely based on natural trade deficits that he interprets as unfair somehow in his demented mind

The idea that EU or any other country would reduce any of its tariffs is a fantasy because those tariffs don't exist in the first place

Buy American based crypto like MOVE, Q2 will be massive

OP was a Bobo irony posting

like it's that easy.
you short, it goes up and you long it all fucking goes nuke.

I've just stuck to earning from my eos, sui and render bags passively. Staking saves all that stress.

Sui is based. Made a lot from it. Next on my list is supra.

That's the next big L1.

What's your next play after this?

I actually don't know who's trolling who anymore. I'm partial to believe that bobo it's more sincere, most of the time buuut i can easily see it as both being cunts.