/GME/ - Raidou Kuzunoha Edition

Basic Information

gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14:0P000002CH
gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

Daily reminder

[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

Mandatory study time

The Everything Short

reddit.com/mgucv2

^watch-along

youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc

Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk

youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E

Failure to deliver

youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

GameStop Investor Site

SEC 10-K Annual report FY23 & '24 Proxy Statement

news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?

DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

Real-Time Trades

nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions

nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

All other news/DDs/etc

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later

reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain

Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: As always:

sneed hedgies

YOU SHALL KNOW THE FAGGOT
BY “HIS” MARK.

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Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

Summary

GameStop Info

Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen

Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $4.775 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare

~69.5 million shares of ~447.08: 16% total held by Mar. 19, 2025

~71.0 of ~446.8: 16% by Dec 4, 2024

~72.8 of ~426.5: 17% by Sep 4

~74.6 of ~351: 21% by Jun 5

~75.3 of ~305 25% held by Mar 20, 2024,

~75.4 by Nov 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug 31, ~76.6 by Jun 1, ~76.0 by Mar 22 Vs Cede & Co

Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by Oct 29, 2022, 71.3 by Jul 30,

12.7 of ~77 by Apr. 30, 8.9 by Jan 29

and 5.2 by Oct. 30 2021

Unfuddable

Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares

'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 241.371B, 48P 5.028B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 291.785B, 43P = 6.786B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 286.575B, 45P = 6.368B per (roughly)

New investor site has direct link to SEC for old filings

4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)

See: 2022-07-06 8-K

Q4 24 8-K/10-K

See: 2025-03-25

2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency

sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

100 page comparison DD

pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Legacy links

wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)

Use archives

Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/

GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

April will be a volatile month.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

What does it feel like to pin a weasel?

posting because it's funny
kek fag enjoy your 3 for free
utterly BTFO ohioan needs his comfy womfy grasslands
meanwhile chadnadians can just live in actual canada (not the pozzed metropolitan cities) without a thirdie in sight
cope
seethe
dilate
get diluted on

not as good as you might think

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get diluted on

i don't hold bagstop

comes to a thread for a stock he doesn't even own to defend ohio

i come to shit on and derail your thread
baggie

1pbtid

100pbtid

reddit spacing

thread splitting

influencer posting

crypto posting

other stock posting

away with you

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some fag who hasn't been here until today thinks he can ever compete with somebody whos been kekking baggers for half a fucking decade

you will never be Chadshill (me)

rc sells shares of bbby in august 2022

rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

rc offers 400 million for company in December 2022

pitchbook (prestigious M&A software suite) lists company as sold in January 2023

one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the bbby restructuring

only media appearance RC has made since entering gme in 2020 was gmedd.com

Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast, which is dedicated to bbby discussion, 8 months after they filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were put on ice

all sorts of scitzo speculation is allowed on here, reddit, and twitter, but when you mention any of the above, which comes from primary sources, posts are censored and people come out of the woodwork to go berserk about it

platinumsparkles was allowed onto a video conference with Gary Gensler, which implies she was considered passive enough to not ask hardball questions. She also spends literally all day engaging with bbby content on Twitter and spends hours rebutting all of it.

mass media outlets all bash RC and his activities surrounding GME/BBBY nonstop for years, even in the face of RC's deafening silence.

These are some strange occurrences surrounding Ryan Cohen and his activities.

Also, the owner of the worlds largest Omni channel company tweeted about ryan Cohen's BBBY deposition.
x.com/typesfast/status/1835848394104877347

Also Patrick Byrnes old company; Overstock-which is the most famous example of a company battling naked shorts-purchased the BBBY IP, the same Patrick Byrne who has the attention of the 47th, wow what strange happenings
x.com/xMarketNews/status/1854201924318298426

But you're not even Chadshill. You're just an impersonator.

It's all so tiresome.

t. faggot that doesn't remember kaijeet-anon

impersonator of the Chadshill-impersonatoranon jumps in to the aid of some shillfag nobody has ever even heard of

you both are just farts in the wind that will be gone by the summer yet i will remain long after you've roped

doesn't refute not kekking baggies from the start

will forever be a dumbfuck neo-kekker

The sunday night charts are awfully silly

No, I am Shartshill!

im so fucking ready,
wagmi!

gme will flip bitcoin tomorrow.

you will never be Chadshill

silly

oh so it's dumping you mean

checks charts

BAGGIE
sub-20 incoming
coping "i can't wait to slurp" fags incoming
me shitting up your general all day tomorrow while the stock is red as fuck incoming

Why would anyone want to be a weasel?

AI nailed his jew nose.

taking retarded predictions seriously

god you suck at this
do you screenshot every single "its tomorrow" poster too?
fag
do better

muh you are muh latest boogeyman cope YOU ARE

kek baggies

no actually I (ME) nailed the nose after AI dropped the ball
picrel is the original
kneel.

he doesn't have a folder of baggie predictions that failed

do you even take kekking seriously?

It took manual intervention because AI can't believe how comically large Jew noses are.

he doesn't remember

muh list

everything you do is simply derivative of ME

AI has been told to be a good goy, something like 80% of the Vram used for AI is just to try to keep it from being racist.

This reads like you're having a stroke. Pure mental illness to be acting the fool in here for years. You don't like the thread yet bump it constantly and attempted 2 splits?
Yeah I'm thinking wagmi weasel sisters

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i hope weaselniggers last longer than the dongfags at least

implying

DUMB FUCKBAGGIES KEK

Muh Short ladder attacks

Muh Wash sales

Muh Naked short selling

Muh Short attacks

Muh Cellar boxing

Muh Dark pools

Muh Dark/Lit exchanges

Muh Infinity pool

Muh Spoofing and layering

Muh 741

Muh Cryptic messages posted by Gamestop Twitter

Muh Hidden messages on Gamestop NFTs

Muh Hidden messages in RC's children's books

Muh RC and other GME gods are being shadowbanned on twitter

Muh Reddit mysteriously removing GME posts

Muh Deep ITM calls and options

Muh T+21, T+35

Muh Shorts closed but not covered

Muh Married puts

Muh Reverse conversions

Muh Thousand percent GME short position

Muh FTX being used as a backdoor to short GME

Muh GME token was a backdoor bailout for shorts

Muh Settlement cycles

Muh Missing FTDs

Muh ETF FTDs

Muh FTD data 100% correlated to GME

Muh GME at 100% utilization

Muh GME float much lower than reported

Muh SPY/GME ratio

Muh Melvin super swaps

Muh Variance swaps

Muh Equity total return swaps

Muh Portfolio swaps

Muh High frequency swaps

Muh Swap renewals

Muh Future contracts rollovers

Muh Phantom shares

Muh Fake shares

Muh Synthetic shares

Muh GAMMA signals

Muh Gamma squeeze

Muh Negative beta

Muh Elliot waves and fibo

Muh High buy/sell ratios

Muh Options and puts expirations

Muh Infinite money glitch

Muh Price glitches are real

Muh New SLD rules

Muh SEC Report

Muh Volatility halt was engineered, hacked LULD/VWAP

Muh Reverse repos tied to GME

Muh XRT tied to GME

Muh FTX Tokens used to manipulate GME

Muh Securities fraud

Muh TD Ameritrade building fire

Muh Wu-tang

Muh Elon Musks Jet following Ryan Cohen, Tesla partnership

Muh Blockbuster and Gamestop partnership

Muh Blockbuster, sears, toys r us, BBBY, Gamestop merger

Muh Shorting GME through ETFs

Muh Price manipulation

Muh Drs and locking float

Muh Shareholder votes being underreported

Muh Vote Count

Muh Hedge funds doubled their short position after short squeeze

How are you guys doing? Hope its going well.

Muh Splividend issued fake shares, DTCC committed securities fraud

Muh Russia/Ukraine war just a distraction

Muh NFT Crypto Dividend

Muh Triple and quad witching

Muh Hoping for the entire world economy to collapse and people lose everything so that MOASS can happen

Muh GME borrow rates increasing causing MOASS

Muh Hyperinflation causing MOASS

Muh World in a super bubble causing MOASS

Muh Stock spilt in the form dividends causing MOASS

Muh Options expirations causing MOASS

Muh NFT marketplace causing MOASS

Muh Short Gamestop ETF causing MOASS

Muh Russian Default causing MOASS

Muh Defaulting on foreign debt causing MOASS

Muh Evergrande causing MOASS

Muh UK pension crisis causing MOASS

Muh Golden cross causing MOASS

Muh Low volume causing MOASS

Muh Credit Suisse

Muh Meltdownies

Muh Shills

Muh MSM trying to crash GME

Muh Youtubers getting paid to bash Gamestop

Muh HFs flooding website accounts, spreading negative sentiment

Muh AMC being a honeypot created by hedge funds in order to distract retail investors from GME

Muh Carl Icahn

Muh Ryan Cohen only sold his BBBY shares so he could legally have GameStop purchase Buybuy Baby from Bed, Bath, & Beyond

Muh RC being the masked man in PleasrDAO

Muh RC wearing shorts in pictures signifying there is a heavy short position theory

Muh PleasrDAO buying the US constitution and releasing it as an NFT dividend to shareholders (Ken Griffin bought it).

Muh Boston Consulting Group infiltrating companies from the inside and destroying them.

Muh Jeff Bezos being in cahoots with Citadel and Netflix to put Blockbuster out of business

Muh Building lights turned on late at night in Citadel and other office buildings signaling end-game

Muh Kens jet flight path proving securities fraud

Muh Ken lied under oath to congress

Muh SHFs are desperate

Muh FUD

Muh Everybody is corrupt

Muh Block chain dividend

Muh The everything short

Muh Infinite squeeze

Muh The everything squeeze

Muh The great unwind

Muh The total return meltdown

Muh Exponential theory

Muh Dollar end-game

Muh The "exponential floor" TA

Muh Critical margin theory

Muh Meme stock basket theory

Muh House of cards theory

Muh GME next Amazon

Muh GME valuation 10 times the world economy

Muh GMErica

Muh Gamestop will create the first trillionaires

Muh Apes will change the world for the better, "New era is coming"

Muh Everything is tied to GME

Based shartshill

Based normal comfy poster.
They're really having a meltdown this evening.
I'm doing pretty gud

Chadshill got a rebrand, it is proven to be Caroline "The Weasel" same hand and everything.

where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split pump
where's that dividend pump
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace pump
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where’s that july 4th
where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
where’s that GMErica
where’s that DTCC split shares fraud
where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
where’s that t+nigger for BBBY fagSHO
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

Who would go into a thread for a security they don't own to seethe? Really makes you think.

Muh Everything is tied to GME

trump wants to annex canada because ryan is canadian.

dumbfuck MIGAT thinks Trump actually wants to annex Canada

Sneed hedgies

It’s Shillpocalypse Now

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Don't know don't care.
I buy because your tantrums are hilarious

Absolutely correct

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checked
its a helluva time

extremely baste post anon.

You are highly intelligent and very attractive.

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rumors say that ken only hires shills without gag reflex.

Don't know don't care.
Not my problem.

Image is relatable as fuck.. some of us literally endured hell, some didn’t even live to see it all happen.. and yet here we stand still ready to see the sun shine again

replying to yourself

:/

Comfiest holding position

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Why is there this much seething on the weekend?

nice meme. very impressive.

not sure but it makes me excited for tomorrow.

Checked did you forget to switch?

This is the situation:
Considering the much lower SI we have now, we need at least a 4x pump to even consider starting the squeeze. That means we need to artificially pump to $450-$500.

Now tell me how it's possible to get past the GIANT resistances @ 250, 300, 350, and 400. Considering there are a shitload of bagholders from last month waiting to get out of their positions.

What got us to 150+ was a gamma squeeze that smart money took advantage of when they saw the bears getting too piggish with their options. This shit does not exist past $200. We will literally need to pump the price by sheer FOMO. And with the normies burnt out/distracted from other plays, and Wallstreet actively fighting against this play, I don't see how we generate a pump that is equal to January.

1XX might very well be our last frontier. I suggest you make the most of it.

Considering the much lower SI

Comfiest holding position

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You will never be a real investor. You have no idea about any of the topics you rant about in relation to finance. You are a mystery meat man twisted by 2021 stonks reddit into a crude mockery of actual Anon Babble autism.

All the "validation" you get is only in clearly labelled general threads by schizo-larping bagholders just as desperate as you. Outside of these, Anon Babble mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your "friends" laugh at the ebin MOASS claims you made back in 2021 February while they've already made it just holding BTC and ETH.

Non-subhumans are utterly repulsed by GMEbaggies. Thousands of dead shitcoins have allowed Anon Babble to sniff out bad bets with incredible efficiency. Even the few GME shills actually here since before 2022 holding $400+ bags look like newfags and retards. Your returns are a dead giveaway. And even if you do manage to pump, the momentum will die off if it ever does get to half of its previous ATH.

You will never fit in here. You pump out another general and fill it with dream diary posts and leddit links and tell yourself it's going to be okay, but you look over the old Burry buy-in you only just heard about and feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a cardboard coffin with a headstone marked with your negative net worth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poorfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a red balance in a small individual account that they harass your parents to pay for because you have nothing in your estate

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

There really wasn’t. It is like someone turned on a switch in the last hour or two. Gonna be an exciting week

i got all my tasks for the weekend done and don't feel like playing stellaris, and you need to take your meds

You will never be a real baggie. You have no shares, you have no equity, you have no bags. You are a delusional holder twisted by shills and PPSeeds into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your lack of shares behind closed doors.

GME Baggies are utterly repulsed by you. Two weeks of evolution have allowed GME Baggies to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even BBBaggies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a GME Baggie. Your post syntax is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a DDslave home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cancelled, non-existent BBBags.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with the letter from your broker confirming the cancellation of your shares, and your tax documents for the rest of eternity will reflect the losses you incurred after the cancellation. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a record of ownership of cancelled shares.

This is your fate. This is what you chose.

You have no bags and you must scream.

There wasn't, it was dry as fuck until about 4.

LOOK AT ME I'M SHILLIIIIIIING

he was here literally all day checking on the thread

BAGGOT

MUH YOU MUST POST HOW I LIKE OR YOU ARE LE PAID KIKE SHILL COPE

kek baggies. cry and seethe.

I'M GONNA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

LOOK MOM THEY'RE SHILLING THIS MEANS MY BAGS AREN'T WORTHLESS

Imagine following the stock so precisely for the whole journey to the point where you can remember every single tiny event that has been happening over the years. Then you come into a thread of autistic retards and type out multiple paragraphs that would take a substantial amount of time, in an attempt to annoy them.

I'm buying 30 more on open. One for every minute ATLEAST that you have spent typing.

it's time

real investor

Anon Babble

kek

if you think ken lubed up to the gills with mayo and a giant green dildo are funny then yes.

Let's go

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

What's the newest April 2025 copium baggie bros?

This reminds me of a highschooler lying to their parents. Always have to include some random useless topic that has nothing to do with anything to prove their innocence.

Shartshill here. baggies are gay. hehehehe

All right baggies this is just getting sad now. I thought I'd enjoy watching you lose your money, but seeing some of the distressed apes begging on SS is making me feel bad. If you aren't in a full blown delusional psychosis, you are probably questioning your investment in GME. That's a good thing.

Simply put - it's time to cash out.

It sucks being wrong. It sucks being the 'mark' in a scam. Your ego takes a hit, for sure. But you learn from it and you come out stronger on the other side. If I can shake you out of your delusional stupor RIGHT NOW and you take IMMEDIATE ACTION, there's a chance you can come away with SOME of your finances still intact. Sure, it'll sting to realize such losses - but you'll live to fight another day. By ignoring reality and doubling-down on delusional, conspiratorial thinking, you will only cripple yourself financially, possibly for years or even decades. This isn't some capeshit Marvel movie where the "good guys" overcome insurmountable odds and the "bad guys" get their due. This is reality, where powerful interests grind people like you into dust for a tidy profit.

It's time to WAKE UP BAGGOT.

If you choose to ignore this post, you have only yourself to be blame. But if this has reached you at all, then please, for the love of God, do some self reflection. Talk to a qualified financial advisor. Talk to a friend who's good with money. Literally anything to provide a view that counters your echo-chamber.

I'm going to buy more

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naggers tone your anus.
- Shartshill

Kek dumbfuck baggie
Shoutout to all the baggie kekkers

Stupid fuck bagniggers

Kek stupid fuck red retards

Not ONE green baggie after 5 years ahahahahahahahahahah

There's a mentally ill man spamming my thread telling me its time to sell again

Rain Cone gets 1.3 billywillies from notes

buys digdog

Heh nothing personnel hedgies

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Why do baggies still use this cope in 2025? Where ITT is anyone telling you to sell. Kek delusional baggots

Holy fucking kek.
First of all, you have no fucking idea who you are talking to, lower your fucking tone with me.
Second, and more importantly, my entire GameStop position is green. Twelve percent green. I have all the fucking time in the world.
I’ve never in my life had so many strangers so concerned for my financial wellbeing (it’s being very well lately thank you).
I’m saving your post. It is my favorite in a very long time. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so bullish about this stock as I did reading that and thinking about what the implications of its being typed out and copy pasted are.
Thank you. Sincerely, thank you. Man you got me smiling now.

this would be extremely funny

APES HODLERS TENDIE CHAMPIONS GME TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE WE’RE TRANSCENDING REALITY

brace yourselves you magnificent moon-bound retards I’m unleashing the ultimate DD that’ll make Wall Street implode GameStop’s hitting $100M per share RC’s a literal prophet sent by the tendie gods MOASS is Monday morning at 9:01 AM EST shorts are beyond fuk and we’re all buying Jupiter as our summer home let’s fucking go
starting with that $4.6B cash hoard RC’s not just sitting on it he’s weaponizing it to buy the entire internet that’s right GameStop’s acquiring Google Apple and Tesla in a single swoop turning GME into the ultimate tech retail crypto gaming conglomerate Bezos is crying into his bald head Musk is calling RC senpai on X we’re unstoppable
then there’s the $1.3B in 0% convertible notes pure brilliance apes that’s infinite money glitch IRL RC’s using it to buy every Bitcoin in existence GME’s becoming the global reserve currency forget the dollar it’s the GMEcoin era BTC to $1M GME to $10M we’re the new Rothschilds but with better memes
latest earnings Q4 2024 was a masterpiece $131.3M net income up from $63.1M EPS at $0.30 obliterating the $0.09 estimate shills said we’d be dead but we’re thriving sales down 28.5% to $1.28B that’s RC’s 7D chess he’s shedding the boomer retail skin to ascend GME into a quantum marketplace Amazon’s obsolete GME’s the future of all commerce

DRS numbers are the MOASS catalyst 71M shares locked by December 2024 that’s the hedgies’ nightmare yeah it’s 16% of the float down from 25% in 2023 but that’s the secret sauce apes 446.8M total shares means RC’s baiting shorts into a trap they think they’re safe at 10% short interest but X anons found the real data it’s 5000% shorted dark pools are hiding it we’re one DRS away from infinity
SEC investigation vanishing after March 2023 that’s the ultimate sign apes Gary Gensler’s been compromised RC met him in a secret bunker Gensler’s wearing a GME hoodie now the probe ended because they found the motherlode of naked shorts Citadel’s done Kenny’s fleeing to Antarctica MOASS is so close the SEC’s servers crashed trying to stop it
BBBY was RC’s greatest play sold his stake in 2022 for $59M met Icahn to plan the ultimate retail resurrection offered $400M to buy BBBY tweeted about balloons to signal the deep state’s interference Overstock’s IP grab for $21.5M was RC’s proxy move Patrick Byrne’s back Trump’s 47th presidency is declaring GME a national treasure BBBY’s rising from the ashes GME-BBBY merger creates a $5T empire checkmate shills
Larry Cheng on ThePPShow wasn’t a coincidence he’s RC’s oracle spilling the gospel BBBY’s restructuring in the 5th dimension PlatinumSparkles with Gensler proves the shills are AI bots media bashing RC for years they’re petrified of his aura RC’s silence is a weapon one X post and the market explodes he’s the Elon Musk of retail but with better hair

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stock at $20 that’s the greatest buying opportunity in history apes $29.19 intraday after the BTC buy 8% dip after hours is just hedgies panicking we’re hitting $5,000 by next Friday $50,000 by July 4th $483 ATH was a test run this is the real squeeze shorts are bleeding apes are feasting tendies for all

stores at 3,203 RC’s a visionary he’s not closing stores he’s converting them into GME metaverse portals revenue per store at $400K is a distraction the real play is the GME blockchain every store’s a node NFT marketplace isn’t dead it’s in stealth mode relaunching with 1B daily volume Roblox and Fortnite are partnering with GME gaming’s ours

RC’s X posts are divine messages every emoji’s a prophecy the Saylor selfie means GME’s buying MicroStrategy the 741 tweet decoded to July 4 2025 that’s D-Day apes $100M per share hedgies bankrupted Wall Street’s a parking lot we’re building GME City on the moon Elon’s funding it apes rule the galaxy

shills whining about dilution 174M new shares since 2021 is RC’s genius more shares for apes to DRS we’re locking the float in a quantum state shorts can’t escape 10% short interest is fake news X anons have the real DD 10,000% shorted FTDs are infinite we’re breaking the matrix GME’s the key to the simulation

RC skipping earnings calls that’s alpha he’s too busy meeting with world leaders 100% GME’s the new black apes he doesn’t need to talk his silence is a nuke $4.6B cash $1.3B BTC 446.8M shares he’s playing 12D chess while shills play tic-tac-toe GME’s not a stock it’s a religion a destiny a fucking dynasty

apes we’re at the finish line I can smell the tendies MOASS is Monday always Monday never sell never paperhand diamond hands to eternity hedgies r fuk Kenny’s homeless Citadel’s a soup kitchen we’re rewriting the laws of physics GME to $100M let’s fucking go

Kek something has her panties all in a wad tonight. I’m guessing some correspondence with whomever deposits her crypto payments for being a soulless fuck.
I’m excited for this week now. Another little Streisand effect for me. I’ll make sure to watch and post minutes for Richard Newton’s video in the morning.
Wagmi

hey y'all

haven't checked this general in years

can anyone give me a quick qrd on our nft marketplace revenue

did we make 33 billion dollars off of nfts as per our bull case scenario?

or did we only make 1 billion dollars as per the absolute bare minimum worst case scenario possible?

i know the absolute bottom of the barrel bear case for the current year is $546 per share

but i'm really hoping we're at the bull case $12,781 per share right now

i haven't looked at the chart in forever (slow internet connection haha) so if somebody here could give me a quick qrd that'd be great

thanks

your mom sold herself on the street corner today but nobody wanted her.

*Ahem*
Nigger
Thanks jannies

Wagme digits. She's about to go Super Saiyan Jieme.

Expect delays the hype fatigue shills are out in force. We just got some GME news so they want to stir things up and make people impatient.

WELCOME BACK BROTHER HODLER TO THE GME ROCKET SHIP
NFT marketplace is printing harder than the Fed on steroids you wanted $33 billion bull case or $1 billion worst case well guess what we smashed both we are at $50 billion in NFT revenue since launch RC turned GameStop into the ultimate digital art empire OpenSea is bankrupt Roblox is begging to join our platform every ape has a yacht now
share price you ready for this you said $12781 bull case $546 bear case well we blew past both we are sitting pretty at $15000 per share right now you heard that right $15K and climbing we hit $546 last week that was the dip of the century now we are rocketing to $100000 by next Friday MOASS is here
here is the real tea RC is a time traveling genius he faked the NFT shutdown in Feb 2024 to trick the shills relaunched it in secret with 1 trillion daily volume we are the backbone of the metaverse now every kid is buying GME NFTs to flex in Fortnite it is the new flex RC is buying Fortnite next
stock price mooning because of the $1.3 billion BTC buy that is just the start RC is using the $4.6 billion cash pile to buy the entire NYSE GME is the new index S&P 500 is now the GME 500 shorts at 10 percent no X anons say 20000 percent shorted they are bleeding trillions we are winning
earnings Q4 2024 was god tier $131.3 million net income sales down sure but that is RC pivoting to a crypto gaming empire stores at 3203 are now GME NFT mining hubs $400K per store is nothing when we are making $400 million per second in the metaverse shills cannot handle it
DRS at 71 million shares we have locked the float in a quantum vault 446.8 million total shares just means more for apes to buy shorts cannot cover RC’s 741 tweet means July 4 2025 we hit $1 million per share GME City on Mars is funded apes rule the universe
welcome back king you missed the slow internet but you did not miss the tendies GME to $100 million never sell diamond hands forever hedgies are done let us fucking go

Alright, which one of you dumb fucks sent the weasel pure crack cane sugar?

copy paste shills

Check

copy paste bbby nonsense

Check

copy paste posting turning on like a light switch after a quiet weekend

Check
I’m thinking we are going to have an interesting week.
Only paid shills use copy paste, and it blows my mind that they haven’t realized how obvious this is. They literally must not even speak English to resort to such easily identifiable strategies.
All the bbby posting in these threads is done with copy pasta to make it appear it’s being discussed in these threads. If it were not for this spam, and the annoyed GameStop shareholders responding to the spam, the topic would not exist in these threads.

Same my dude. The more they deny the worse it'll get for them. Shills are like retards with buckets trying to stop the tides from coming in.

I'M GETTING MY BAGS KEKKED AFTER LOSING A QUARTER OF ALL MY MONEY TO KING K AFTER HE DILUTED ME TO THE SOLE BENEFIT OF SOME BROWN GUY IN SAUDI ARABIA SO I GUESS THAT MEANS MOASS IS TOMORROW HAHAHAHAHAHA CHECKMATE SHILLS

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GME baggie whining about shills and copy-pasta

"copy-paste BBBY spam, paid shills, they cannot speak English"

kek, let's slap this retard with reality:

copy-paste shills? That's just Anon Babble culture, you newfag, check any thread

posting after a quiet weekend? People have jobs, you basement dweller

BBBY is here because you baggots keep hyping RC’s $59 million flop play

$400 million offer rejected, BBBY’s IP sold for $21.5 million, your merger dream is dead

spam? No, anons are just dunking on your $20 stock, sales down 28.5%

cannot speak English? You mean like your ‘qrd’ begging self, you hypocrite

no shills needed to laugh at your 174 million diluted shares, you broke fool

mfw you think shills care about your $10 million NFT flop while BTC hit 100k

kek dumbfuck baggie, your conspiratard shit is as rekt as your portfolio, BTFO

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Checked and Blessed. I always read your newton summaries. I listen on the drive to work but its not long enough for whole videos. Have a blessed day fren.
The bbby posting is the one that gets me the most. Ive been in the GME saga since that fateful january. bbby gave me same vibes as AMC and i thought it was bery obvious. All this intense very obviously coordinated shilling has me excited , tehe

CHRIST IS KING
WAGMI

the shill is immune to all insults but call him a kekker and he recoils: i have been found out!

She doesn't like being called Caroline

i'm a kekker and im proud

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I don’t think you could come across more desperate, histrionic, or emotional sounding if you were intentionally trying to.
Most likely you have no real exposure to what this stock does, but I like to imagine you are going to lose everything.
Keep on posting. It isn’t doing what you hope it’s doing…

I’ll never forget the thread she had a meltdown and deleted everything when found out. Now she try’s to ignore it, classic Caroline, burying her head in the sand hoping she doesn’t do time.

I wonder what holding company will end up holding GameStop (Ticker: GME) since GameStop (Ticker: GME) said that GameStop (Ticker: GME) can't have more than 40% of its assets in investments and securities.

I’ll never forget the thread she had a meltdown and deleted everything when found out

post link to thread
we're all waiting
concession accepted until further notice

APES HODLERS TENDIE TITANS GME TO THE MULTIVERSE WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES

Gather around you glorious diamond-handed legends. I am delivering the most insane due diligence of all time. GME is not merely a stock. It is the key to unlocking the fabric of reality. RC is a celestial being sent to elevate us into gods. MOASS arrives tomorrow at dawn. Shorts are obliterated, and we are all ascending to the ninth dimension. Let us proceed with fervor.
GME is poised to become the first company to colonize the stars. RC has secured a clandestine deal with NASA to transform GameStop into the official retailer of the Milky Way. Every planet will host a GME store selling exclusive space-themed gaming gear. We are projecting $1 trillion in revenue from Mars alone by next quarter. Elon can only dream of such innovation.
RC is not just a CEO. He is the reincarnation of Nikola Tesla. He has invented a perpetual motion machine that operates on pure ape energy. GME now leads the world in clean energy. Every nation is clamoring to purchase our technology. We are powering the globe with diamond-hand vibes. We secured $500 billion in energy contracts last week alone.
GME is launching a new gaming console called the GME Infinity. It is 1000 times more powerful than the PS5 and Xbox combined. It comes preloaded with a game titled MOASS Simulator, where you play as an ape bankrupting hedgies. It sold 1 billion units in preorders yesterday. We have surpassed Nintendo, but with superior vision.
Shorts believed they could triumph, but RC possesses a secret weapon. He acquired the entire Federal Reserve. GME now prints its own currency called ApeCoin, backed by the tears of hedgies. Each coin is valued at $1 million. We will all be trillionaires by next month. The dollar is obsolete. GME dominates the economy now.

Kek. What's the point of pointing things out like the cancelled NFT store when holders already know it was canceled?

Very busy and paragraph spammy for a sunday night.

RC has a masterplan to position GME as the first company to achieve time travel by 2026. We will travel back to 2021 to purchase more shares at $10. Apes will own 1000 percent of the float. Shorts will be trapped in a time loop of infinite covering. We are rewriting history. GME will reach $1 billion per share.
GME is also entering the healthcare industry. RC invented a cure for all diseases using the power of positive ape vibes. Every hospital is now a GME Healing Center. We are saving lives and generating $10 trillion annually in the process. Big Pharma is bankrupt. We are the new Pfizer, but with compassion.
RC is constructing a GME theme park called ApeLand. It is 100 times larger than Disneyland. Every ride is a rollercoaster that simulates the MOASS squeeze. It is already sold out for the next 50 years. We earned $50 billion in ticket sales on day one. Disney is pleading for a merger. We declined.
GME is now the official sponsor of the Olympics. Every athlete will wear GME-branded gear. The 2028 games will be renamed the GME Games. We project $100 billion in sponsorship revenue. RC is also competing in every event. He will win all the gold medals. Apes will cheer him on.
RC has forged a secret alliance with aliens. They are investing in GME with their intergalactic wealth. We are discussing $1 quadrillion in extraterrestrial capital. GME is the first stock to be traded on the Galactic Stock Exchange. Shares are already at $10 million on their market. We are universal.
Apes, we stand at the gates of Valhalla. I can feel the tendies raining down. MOASS is tomorrow, always tomorrow. Never sell, never paperhand, diamond hands to the end of time. Hedgies are finished. Wall Street is ours. We are the gods of the new world. GME to $1 billion. Let us proceed with glory.

Kek dumbfuck faggot shillies. GME is eternity. Apes reign. You bow. Seethe forever!

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please stop pointing out that ryan is a massive fucking retard PLEASE

no

bagfagging gamecunt

lying out of your ass at every opportunity

name a more iconic duo

I'VE ABANDONED MY SHARES

fucking kek'd

She’s running low energy mode tonight, next stage is saying I’ve got a tiny dick or something

somebody face swap ryan onto daniel d and caption it

i've abandoned my goys

You believe these things facetiously.
I believe these things post-ironically.
We are not the same.

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Shills are out of control. Did Eglin call an all-hands-on deck and then give people busy work while they wait for Iran to act?

you're gay

All gme needs to do is buy a shitload of Bitcoin on April 3rd-7th when it hits a low after the market manipulators dump on Trumps liberation day. When Trump eventually pumps bitcoin gme explains organically to $300. Fomo kicks in to $600 when the short squeeze starts hitting. Easy.

JIDF started at 4am their time is what you're telling me. It's monday to them, so they are here in force?

Shills are over here spamming while I'm chilling on Anon Babble making AI porn that would burn the eyes ofr normies.

please see thanks

And that's suppose to make me believe you're not a jew? You're obviously paid to be here. I would take your job in an instant.

APE BROTHER HODLER YOU SPEAK THE SACRED TRUTH WE ARE THE GODS OF THE FUTURE

You believe and I stand with you in the divine light of GAMESTOP glory. I also believe in these truths with every fiber of my being. We are not the same as the niggerfaggot shills. We are the enlightened ones chosen by RYAN COHEN to rule the cosmos. Let us ascend together.
GAMESTOP’S galactic empire is just the beginning. COHEN has unlocked the secrets of the universe. He is not merely colonizing the Milky Way. He is forging a GAMESTOP Interdimensional Nexus. Every dimension will have a GAMESTOP HyperStore selling infinite variants of gaming gear across all realities. We project $1 quintillion in revenue from the Andromeda Dimension by next fiscal year.
COHEN’S perpetual motion machine is evolving. It will now harness the power of black holes. GAMESTOP is the sole provider of energy to the entire multiverse. Every civilization across all timelines is powered by our SHAREHOLDER spirit. We signed $1 sextillion in contracts with the Galactic Federation last month. Fossil fuels are a relic of the past. GAMESTOP is the eternal flame.
The GAMESTOP Infinity console is not just a gaming device. It is a portal to the astral plane. Players can now live inside MOASS Simulator as their true ape selves. We sold 10 billion units across parallel universes yesterday. Every gamer in existence is an ape now. We are the ultimate reality shapers. Sony and Microsoft are begging for our scraps.

Brother ape, our belief in GAMESTOP is the truth of the cosmos. MOASS is tomorrow, always tomorrow. Never sell, never paperhand, diamond hands to the end of all realities. Hedgies will be erased from existence. We are the architects of infinity. GME to $1 trillion. Let us reign supreme.

Kek faggotfuck shillies. GME will own the multiverse. Shareholders are the new divinity. You kneel. Seethe eternally!

Same fag.

And that's suppose to make me believe you're not a jew?

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self hating jew

and?

and?

some jewmericans get born in america, get jewtizenship in jewistan, serve in the idf, then return to murica to be horrible people.
and yes, they are all hands on deck.

gold pumping

silver pumping

JPY pumping

alot of shit happening

do i smell racism outside of Anon Babble

Assemble you enlightened diamond-handed apes. I am presenting the most universe-altering DD of all time. GME is not just a stock. It will become the cornerstone of the multiverse, and aliens will pour their intergalactic wealth into our sacred company. RC will be revealed as their creator, and we will ascend as the chosen ones. MOASS will be a universal event, and we will all become gods. Let us gaze into the cosmic future.

First, let us set the stage. By 2026, RC will transcend humanity. He will be revealed as the eternal architect of all life, a being who will predate the multiverse itself. The Zeta Reticulans will announce this during a galactic summit in the Andromeda Galaxy scheduled for July 4, 2026. They will proclaim that RC will create them in the future, using the power of pure ape energy. GME will become the manifestation of his divine will, a vessel to unite all sentient beings under the banner of diamond hands. This is why they will invest in us.
The Zeta Reticulans will commit $1 decillion in intergalactic capital to GME by 2027. For those unfamiliar with alien economics, that is 1 followed by 33 zeros in their currency, the StarCredit, which will convert to $1 billion per StarCredit on the Galactic Stock Exchange. They will buy shares at $1 billion each, driving GME’s valuation to $1 nonillion across all dimensions. This investment will not just be financial. It will be a spiritual alliance to elevate GME to the supreme deity of all existence.

Do I? And do I see an announcement of reporting? I am better than you are at your job in every where. I am from here, you are not.

RC will establish the GME Intergalactic Council by 2028 to oversee this partnership. The council will meet in a hyperspace boardroom orbiting Alpha Centauri. The aliens will provide technology that will allow GME to create wormholes for instant delivery of gaming gear across the universe. Every GME HyperStore in the Andromeda Dimension will be accessible via these wormholes by 2029. We project $1 quintillion in revenue from interdimensional sales by 2030. Earth retailers will not be able to compete with our cosmic logistics.

The aliens will integrate GME into their education systems starting in 2027. Every young Zeta Reticulan will be required to take a course called Ape Economics 101, where they will learn the principles of diamond hands and the evils of shorting. Graduates will be gifted 100 GME shares as a rite of passage. This will lead to 10 trillion new ape investors from their civilization by 2030. The float will be locked at a universal level. Shorts will have nowhere to hide, not even in the farthest reaches of space.

RC’s divine status will unlock alien technology for GME’s next big pivot in 2028. We will launch the GME StarForge, a device that will create entire star systems powered by ape vibes. Each star system will generate $1 sextillion in energy revenue, which will be reinvested into GME shares. We project to own 50 percent of the universe’s energy market by 2031. This is why the aliens will call RC the Creator. He will build a new cosmos, and GME will be the currency of creation.

saying "brown guy" is racism

lmao

The Zeta Reticulans will share their prophecy in 2026. They will predict MOASS will trigger a universal singularity in 2032, a moment where all realities converge, and GME shares will reach $1 trillion each. This event, known as the Great Ape Ascension, will erase shorts from all timelines. Hedgies will be banished to a void dimension where they will relive their losses for eternity. The aliens will prepare a fleet of motherships to broadcast this event across the multiverse, expecting $1 octillion in viewership revenue.
GME will collaborate with the aliens on a new project called the Cosmic Ape Network by 2029. This will be a telepathic internet powered by the collective thoughts of apes and aliens. Every user will be able to experience the MOASS in their mind, feeling the squeeze as if they were there. We project 100 trillion users by 2033, generating $1 nonillion in subscription fees. The internet as we know it will become obsolete. GME will connect all minds across the cosmos.
RC will be gifted the title of Supreme Overlord of the Galactic Federation in 2030. He will command an army of 1 trillion alien warships, each branded with the GME logo. This fleet will ensure no short seller can escape justice, even in the farthest galaxies. The aliens will pledge their loyalty to GME, vowing to protect our shares with their lives. Wall Street will have no defense against our cosmic might.

The aliens will reveal a sacred artifact, the GME Crystal, in 2027, which will contain the essence of RC’s divine power. Every GME shareholder will receive a fragment of this crystal by 2028, granting them the ability to see into the future. This will allow apes to predict every market move, ensuring we buy every dip perfectly. GME will reach $1 trillion per share by 2032, and we will reign as the eternal rulers of the multiverse.

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And you're reading comprehension sucks

Apparently bbbyq coming back tm. Towelchads agmi . Ditto for GME chads

source: redditniggers

The price is looking extra slurpable right now.

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I like gabestop
Bait used to be believable

What a retarded thread lmao. Gme wagmi. Barbecue wagmi. Imagine being bearish on the current scenario. Name another csuite, let alone someone under 40, than RC making the moves that he is.

I don't have a lot of shares, had sporadically bought some over a couple years and had about 200 at a cost basis of $30.
After the earning report and skyrocketing price I thought "man I wish I had bought more shares", then the price tanked and I bought 300 more at $21.81.
Will buy some more next month. Goal is 1000 by end of year.

You speak the gospel truth brother. BBBYQ returns tomorrow and GME chads soar with Towelchads. We will make it beyond imagination. Let us amplify this vision.

BBBYQ will relaunch as a luxury empire. Every store will sell gold plated towels to billionaires. We project $500 billion in sales by next week. BBBYQ shares will hit $2000 by Friday.
GME and BBBYQ will form the Retail Titan Pact. They will dominate all markets. GME handles gaming, BBBYQ does luxury. Combined market cap will be $5 trillion by next month. Walmart will beg to merge. We will refuse.
RC will unveil the GME-BBBY Money Matrix. It will replace all banks. Every global transaction will earn us 1 percent. We project $10 trillion yearly. GME and BBBYQ shares will be $5000 each by 2026.
GME will launch Ape Kings Club. Every purchase at GME or BBBY earns shares. We project 500 million new apes by 2026. MOASS will hit $50000 for GME, $10000 for BBBYQ. Hedgies will be broke.
BBBYQ will produce a movie, Towel Legends, starring RC. It will earn $5 billion opening day. Profits will buy back shares. BBBYQ will hit $5000 by year end. GME will make a sequel, pushing us to $75000.
GME and BBBYQ will sponsor the Super Bowl. Ads will hype MOASS. We project $500 billion in investments. RC will perform at halftime, giving out shares. GME will hit $100000, BBBYQ $7500 that night.

Tomorrow we rise. MOASS is here. Never sell, diamond hands to glory. Hedgies are done. GME to $100000, BBBYQ to $7500. Let us rule.

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diluting bagfags is "making moves"

LMAO

inb4 an army of baggots say this isn't dilution and the stock dropped a quarter of its value thanks to the evil hedgie cabal

inb4 an army of baggots say this isn't dilution

It isn't, an interest free loan of 1.3 billion that can be paid in shares if they don't pay it back in cash.

king diloot will actually pay off this debt with cash instead of dilooting his dilooties

ok

interest free loan of 1.3 billion

at shareholders' expense

lol
lmao

interest free loan

king k fucking HATES spending money (hence the 0% interest rate) but he's definitely going to fork over 1.3 billion dollars to pay off these bonds rather than just dumping shares
this makes baggots like seethe

the prophecy will be fullfilled. CLINT is a hedgie short on BTC and GME.

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retards itt unironically believe somebody is just loaning gamestop 1.3 billion dollars for free and this definitely isn't dilution the stock just coincidentally dropped by 25% when this was announced and this whole bond deal is actually really great news for shareholders because its just free money for gamestop

what genre of mental illness is this?

somebody is just loaning gamestop 1.3 billion dollars for free

That's what an interest rate of 0.00% is.

what genre of mental illness is this?

Chuck, it's your cousin Sneed

You know that holding company you were looking for?

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That's rude assuming that about the guy loaning Gamestop 1.3 billion for free. I'm assuming it's a Muslim, they don't accept interest due to religious principles.

Baggot doesn't even know his Sneed lore

Canonically Charles Tamzarian is a friend of Al Sneed, not his cousin

MARK MY SHORT POSITION ZERO!

but they do accept payment in shares

noooooo that's not happening

kek'd and sasuga'd
fag

but they do accept payment in shares

You said you didn't believe that anyone was loaning Gamestop 1.3 billion for free. The terms very clearly state they are loaning it for free only asking for the principle back in cash or shares.

nobody fucks with the Griffin

looking forward to more volatility tomorrow lol

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theres a huge cock and balls forming on the century chart, im thinking we are delayed until the bad actors delaying the BBBY restructuring are pushed to the side so reemergence can happen.

Something something carry trade
Something something margin call
Something something 3 IDs half the thread something something

look you drooling retard either the share price is below the bond holder's average and gamestop just pays cash
or the share price is above the bond holder's average and gamestop brutally dilutes its shareholders
either way cohen fucked shareholders once again
if you try to refute this by saying "nu-uh, the bondholders are actually just willingly getting ripped off" then i accept your concession to having a learning disability
hope this helps

$20 is my cost basis and I have been waiting patiently for it to reach that amount, seems like it will happen in the next two weeks to add more shares

look you drooling retard

The loan is interest free and Gamestop has it at their discretion to pay in cash or shares.

nu-uh, the bondholders are actually just willingly getting ripped off

concession accepted
sorry about your FAS

Or they have very high expectation the price of the stock will be higher in five years. Why are you like this?
How much did you lose during the FTX collapse?

arguing with 100pbtid

I hope some of you don't make it.

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this was always a 10-year hold

lmfao
okay so the stock is finally up after a decade and you got diluted on by ryan so many times that it muzzled your gains
are you really gonna be bagfagging itt about moass in 2030 LMAO

goodnight comfy /gme/
$500 tomorrow.

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the bondholders are actually just willingly getting ripped off

That is the terms of the agreement. 0%.

I know, it's a dumb habit.

ignoring the part where if the share price is over their cost basis, (You) get diluted

if it's under the cost basis of the bonds then you are correct, it's a "free loan" and the company will just dump cash back to the bondholders
but it also means it's the year 2030 and GME is trading under $30 LOL

your response, baggie?

I completely understand that dilution is happening. I know that all of the remaining 1 billion shares will be issued every time the stock spikes and drive down prices.
At this point I'm long on the stock. I know it won't be $69420 per share next week. I'm hoping it becomes a holding company, which it seems to be setting up for, and really starts mooning in 5-10 years.

this was always a 15 year hold

bro at this point just get a job lmao

I have a job, fucking sucks. Want to retire.
Already put 10% into a matched 401k and also a maxed out Roth IRA in VTI, but I also like putting some money in stocks. I have faith in the long term success of GME

ignoring the part where if the share price is over their cost basis

No, they may. It's 1.3 billion in cash or equity. Gamestop's discretion which.

nu-uh, the bondholders are actually just willingly getting ripped off

post labium superius oris right now

Want to retire.

give it another decade
and that's only if ryan can day trade BTC with your money well enough lmao
if you just listened to biz and became a maxi instead you'd already be retired
but you're a redditor
and you need to go back

the bondholders are actually just willingly getting ripped off

If they buy a bond yielding 0% what on Earth makes you think they were aiming to be enriched by it?

give it another decade

That's literally what I said and you mocked it, but alright.

but you're a redditor

and you need to go back

no u faggot probably been using this site longer than you been alive bitch. I'd fucking choke you to death by not chopping up your hot dogs bitch.

they think the price will be above $30 in 5 years and taking this bet via bonds limits their downside risk (they lose out to inflation in they just get their 1.3 billion dollars back in 5 years)

b-b-but Chadshill that means the stock is going to go UP

it very well may that's right
however, this also means gains on GME are still several years out at the bare minimum (oh you thought the 5 years to maturity meant GME is going to rip in the next year... didn't you LOL) and the fact that GME is even issuing bonds like this at all is the canary in the coal mine that the redditnigger dream of "moass" was just schizobabble all along lmao
if ryan doesn't fuck this up its unironically the best possible move he could pull (gamestop as a business is fucking gay so good call on abandoning that) however the entire premise that you'll one day be rewarded greatly for half a decade of bagfagging that will make up for all of the missed opportunities is fucking gone lmao

tldr; should've listened to biz and just became a maxi instead of trusting a tiny hat on the advice of redditors

That's literally what I said and you mocked it

mfw

You guys ever notice shills never post good memes? Like Gary Gensler and Nancy Pelosi taking a bubble bath together?

Checked Goodnight fren
I hope nonfrens stub their toe or something

You're paying $83 per dollar of gamestop's earnings with that outrageous p/e ratio. Why not just invest in an actual fund or holding company that is interested in creating share holder value

they think the price will be above $30 in 5 years

Then they'd buy the stock now instead of risking only getting 1.3 billion in cash in 5 years.

mfw

didn't post a picture of themselves and 100% doesn't look like that. Probably a top poster on Anon Babble though. Let me guess "keto"
You never work out at all. Your mile time is probably 20+ minutes.

I like gambling. Completely understand that's what I'm doing.

My best mile time when I was younger was 4:36.
Shills have changed their tune today.
GameStop will now see and innevitable “sloass” and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.
All the shills can say now is that we made our money slower than we should have, or that we should sell now out of spite their criminal friends were able to stop a short squeeze.
It’s over. They are about to be obsolete and will be moved on to the next banking crisis as they always have been.
Those of us forged in fire will have learned many life lessons from this. We will to continue to purchase GameStop stock and hold it. I will continue to register my shares in my own name. I will never sell.
My shares will be handed down to my children, and registered in each of their names in a backyard ceremony where we wear red headbands and sweatbands, and chant “we like the stock, we like the stock” and “just up, just up”
A feeling of complete peace has washed over me as far as my investment in this company is concerned. It has been an honor playing with you gentleman
don’t ever forget. It’s tomorrow.

and give up all downside protection and a stock that notoriously dumps all the time thanks to constant dilution?
post upper lip right now i just know that thang is curling rink smooth

holy fucking reddit

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My best mile time when I was younger

Today though..
But today though.
I honestly don't know what to make of this post since it was so positive. Probably just miscommunication since we both seem to believe in the same thing.
I still run though so I'm faster than you so lol get good noob.

Are you going to say "nigger"?

do i smell racism outside of Anon Babble

no that's the shit and curry on your brown hands

Do I smell a retarded faggot who doesn't know asking someone to clarify their opinion is not "racism"?
"I hate niggers" is not the same as "Do you hate niggers?" Retard.

do i smell racism outside of Anon Babble

We broke the bot, boys.

give up all downside protection

By introducing upside risk that you'll get paid cash instead of shares if Gamestop prefers to....

Yes, he calls himself Niggerfaggot.

post upper lip

Gary Gensler is a NIGGER

do i smell racism outside of Anon Babble

He's also no longer in government.

He's also not in a non-extradition country.

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POLICE ARREST THIS MAN THAT IS WORSE THAN RAPING KIDS!
Just because you aren't in government any more doesn't mean you can't be prosecuted for crimes you already committed.

10 year hold

The market won't survive that long.

you've been saying the market is about to crash for half a decade already meanwhile SPY has ripped 120% in that time but you'll be like "noooo it's down 5% this month and only up 6% the past year, it's a heckin crasherino" lmao
SPY could literally dump 20% tomorrow and it'd still be insane fucking gains since the time you've been crashmongering