The Greatest Fool

Based.
Saylor is a alpha chad.

Just rope urself at this point, schiff. Nobody wants your piss-colored boomer rocks. Gold will drop considerably in value in 10 years when all you stone age boomers finally die out

The good times to buy in were June, september and in october right after the pre-programmed earnings dump. I fumbled the bag each time.

Now COULD be a good time to buy in, if BTC moves from 92k now to 130k in december, as MSTR will run to 900 bucks. Or it could be the worst time and you get heemed.

Until the other day I disliked boomers but never really understood them. I just thought they were cunts, but then I went to an interview for an entry level job where it was clear they only brought me in to tell me "we need someone with 30 years of experience for this entry level position" basically a huge fuck you and waste of my time. Both dudes were literally in their 70s too, like are you going to take your money and knowledge to the grave with you? Anyway that's why I've decided to dedicate my life to hunting down the last boomer and destroying whatever they love out of spite. They don't deserve to be happy. And what makes it better is that old people can't fight back.

BTC 87k

MSTR 300

MSTX 40

MSTU 90

MSTZ 2.60

outperforms entire market

somehow a fool

Op bought his bags kek

whats the QRD on why I am seeing him in a lot of threads lately

fomo'd into this turd at 380 today, ofc already -10% from there

just wanted a quick swing but looks like im holding these bags

congrats on buying 10k for 380

I got in right after that stock split and almost doubled my original investments. Didn't even realize MSTR was well over $1k a share earlier this year until I randomly looked it up and was like holyshit! Thank you Daddy Saylor for splitting MSTR so I can now purchase whole shares because at that point I was well aware of what he was up to. MSTR is like to Saylor what DOGE is to Elon. Dare I say, based and memestonkpilled?

As of this post MSTR's BTC stack is worth $35,851,421,040. Subtract his DCA of 21.9 billion and his unrealized gain is $13,951,421,040. Now subtract MSTR's total debt of 9.66 billion dollars and you have an unrealized profit of $4,291,421,040. If BTC goes below 80K, MicroStrategy is fucked. Keep in mind they're valued at 74.95B with further room to drop, even if BTC crabs in the 90K range.

If BTC goes below 80K, MicroStrategy is fucked.

Actually explain why.

nah

I just did, what don't you understand? Its already overvalued, if their unrealized gains are wiped out it has negative value.

a lot of their debt doesn't come due for years, when bitcoin will be 1m

They have several convertible bonds that are eligible to be redeemed at bondholder discretion and their software business is negligible for revenue. But most importantly, the market will price in MSTR being a loser to dump and short.

redeemed as in they call the debt? or redeemed as in they turn into shares?

Turn into shares, the current convertible bonds can be converted between $250-275 per share IIRC, so if MSTR falls below those prices and stays there, bond holders will want to convert and get paid, which would mean dilution on MSTR shares since I doubt Saylor is going to sell any BTC.

*currently eligible

Based. I pray every single day to our lord above that i remain alive until the day i finally watch you all memecoiners and altfaggots bite the bullet and understand just how unfathomably ahead of everything bitcoin is. Just a matter of time

Sure you can. Dived in on RAM and made 50x.

There is a second chance.
The wrapped version on pulse is not paired with real bitcoin.
Recently it started going up. It did a 10x in three weeks.
So if you didnt buy enough bitcoin at lower prices, you can buy this wrapped version, then sell for real bitcoin when it reaches parity.

Now he’s betting the farm on Bitcoin. History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes.

1999-2000:
MicroStrategy’s a rising star in data analytics. Stock goes parabolic.
CEO Michael Saylor becomes a billionaire overnight.
Then... reality check.
They announce revenue restatements.
Investors see the scam, stock crashes over 99%.
One of the biggest busts of the dot-com era.

Fast forward 20 years.
MicroStrategy's still around, low-key, doing okay.
But Saylor's got a new obsession: Bitcoin.
Starts stacking BTC like his life depends on it.
Corporate treasury? Converts it to Bitcoin.
Takes out loans? Buys Bitcoin.
Sells more stock? You guessed it: Bitcoin.

Calls it "digital gold."
Talks like he’s figured out the cheat code for infinite wealth.
BTC hits $69K, and he’s hailed as a genius.
But wait... look at the numbers.

MicroStrategy’s balance sheet?
It’s basically a leveraged BTC ETF now.
Stock price? Tracks Bitcoin, not the business.
If BTC drops below their average buy price, margin calls start knocking.
Debt payments looming.
This isn’t diversification, it’s degeneracy.

Remember 2000:
Dot-com bubble bursts. Everyone thought they’d be rich forever.
Saylor lost billions, MicroStrategy almost went under.
Now he’s doing the same thing—different asset.

What happens when the next bear market hits?
BTC goes $20K, $15K… Saylor forced to sell at a loss.
Stock collapses. Investors left holding the bag.
MicroStrategy becomes a cautionary tale twice.

TL;DR:
Michael Saylor didn’t learn his lesson from the dot-com crash. Now he’s betting the farm on Bitcoin. History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes.

BTC will never be 20k ever again

it only needs to go to 80k and this gambler sailor is getting liquidated

record of the past is a prediction of the future

wow! so BTC is incapable of a 80% price correction? how fortunate we all are.

the biggest fool is me for trusting dogs and then seeing FAC having real green numbers, I can't trust anything here

He sold his soul to show public conviction he gave us alpha and you think he’s a retard? Holy shit anon you need a reality check

-70% in november 2026

what makes that incredible is that doesn't even take into account the 10:1 stock split.
Even if you bought the pico top of the MSTR bubble in 2000 you would still be up more than 10x lmao