WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

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Pump and dump.

WTF GREEN CANDLES PRINTED ALL OVER MY SCREEN

PARABOLIC

PARABOLIC

PARABOLIC

PARABOLIC

PARABOLIC

PARABOLIC

The golden bull run to 100k has started.

It's face melting gigamoon time.

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This is insane bros

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Enjoy it bros, it’ll be over early 2025.

92!!!!

straight to 180k by march/april then dumps to 70k during bear.

Classic Bull trap.

Get ready to get fucked.

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jews are buying our bags

what a time to be alive

unless someone kills Trump, it will only go up more next year

NOOOOOO I DONT GET PAYED TILL FRIDAY

PLEASE I NEED MORE TIME

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is the friday wagie pump a real thing bros

the ETFs will fail

the strategic bitcoin reserve won't be a thing

FOMC meetings will assfuck us

retail won't return

black swan event will happen (WW3)

time to turn bearish, anon? all this WILL happen...

too late, we only go up now

yes. in the us they get paid every other friday.

I ONLY GET PAID IN THE END OF THE MONTH
IT'S OVER

Anon Babblenesswomen... You were holding PEPE, right? Next stop 0.25 €

Me too. Luckily I put some money in last month. Here is to hoping for a dip at Dec 3

why was yesterday 86K after dropping from 89K and now hitting 91K? what's the reason?

It's almost as if... the price is volatile... We are close to a major discovery, I can feel it. If this goes on I will have to search on google "why does bitcoing price keeps changing".

ITS GOING TO 93K

meme guy id

I think the universe is trying to tell me something

will you guys be here to celebrate with snailanon later today?

you ok bud?

You are the one asking dumb questions, yet you ask me if I am okay? Why do you think the price of a cryptocurrency fluctuates?

THEY ALL SAID I'D BEST GIVE IT UP

WHAT A FOOL TO BELIEVE THEIR LIES

NOW THEY'VE FALLEN, I'M AT THE TOP

ARE YOU READY NOW FOR 100K?

The golden bull run from 100k has started.

Fixed

Yeah ofc

i'll cum all over my keyboard for snailanon.

i fucked up anons
I got scared at the first dip and sold at 86, thinking it was going down from there. made really good money with it since i'm third worlder. family is legitimately proud of me and thinks i'm some hacker mastermind. in reality i'm a total newbie and have no idea what i'm doing, just been sitting on some bitcoin i bought during covid. now i'm seeing the price increasing more and more and all i can think now is that i should have waited more and should have bough more back then.
help me calm down and tell me that it will be possible to buy back in below 86k so i don't end up losing in the short term. it'd be too embarrassing otherwise.

only way it comes down to 86k is if it retests after 100k attempt anon, which is possible. i'll be buying the dip myself.

Elon musk and trump and pumping the market by saying that crypto will become the standard

was expecting a simple answer like europoors selling or some shit.
yet here you are chimping out in rage for the world to see, giving non answers and pretending you are smug about it, so yes, you ok? all good at home?

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he shorted his lifespan

don't sweat it anon, you're a winner no matter what now.
If you really want to make them proud, stay firm until a major pullback then do it again

good decision, secure your profits. You can start small memecoin portfolio now. If Bitcoin hits $100k it will be memecoin bonanza

There are no simple explanation for market movements like these other than 'demand is growing' or 'supply is decreasing'

you made cash, that's all it matters.

i should have waited more and should have bough more

huge top signal

ETH/BTC might have bottomed, keep an eye on it and see if it prints a lower low or a lower high, if its a lower high then it definetely bottomed and you can ride it up for a while.
Or you can just wait for a BTC pullback but alot of people are sidelined so dont expect anything more than a 10% drop for the next couple of months

Are you actually retarded? It's literally one leg from 100k
Of course nigga, my 12 bil stack has been prepped for months

just hit a new ath priced in gold

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They'll be a massive pullback by then, so it would be a good chance to hop in.

Oh so I am raging now. Ok buddy. Bye.

12 bil

I kneel. 480k at 0.40 cents top this bullrun.

Thank you for your words and advice friends, I calmed down considerably. I should not be so greedy, I did end up tripling the money I invested by waiting two years, even with selling "low" at 86. It'll be enough for an other waiting period, this time to buy back and start again.
In the mean time, and I know this gets asked a lot, but most times i can't tell f the suggestion is serious or not, what altcoins are worth investing in? Or rather, my question i, how can I determine if one is worth investing in? What are some good signs, what are some redflags?

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Meant 0.000040*

one of my sell orders missed by about 10 cents and then a fat long red candle appeared

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

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I kneel

if a 2x from here is your bull case you can kneel to maybe suck my dick nigga

so mad needs the final word

doge nigga

Just DCA in again and wait 4 more years and cash out exponentially. Any fiat you have will continue to lose value, might as well buy more sats.

No nigger, looks like you needed the final word.

We need a monkey on trump's ear telling him to praise crypto currency everyday during every interview.

My memecoin criteria:
at least 6 months old, low market cap to liquidity ratio (5% is a sweet spot, it takes less money to produce green candles, green candles attract normies), at least 1 billion supply (more is better), below $100M mcap, twitter shills actively bull posting. My recommendation would be: toshi and keycat on base. Those two have shitty liquidity and good chance to be listed on Coinbase and Binance. Exit liquidity comes after cex listings, that's when you sell.

And how much were you going to buy, $300?
Fucking late wagies man

wake up joe. we are almost already at 100k

2021 bros.. Is this what dopamine feels like?

We won't have the same kind of dumps as we once had. The market will become way more stable and the crashes during the next bear cycle will mellow out.

100k eow and 250k eoy unironically

then with trump/elon dark maga taking the office and countries rushing to accumulate bitcorns, there is no top. the sky is the limit

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Yeah ok
Realistically tho what could a whale do to the price if they sold.
The value is going up because people are buying.

2021 bros.. Is this what dopamine feels like?

i've been in bitcoin almost since the beginning. i no longer have a functioning dopamine system

Guess we will have to wait and see. I try to be conservative with my estimates.

I am unironically just numb and unreasonably pessimistic that I will miss selling near the top last time. Instead I held like a motherfucker all the way to 16k and brought there as well. I'm just wtfing right now since I didn't expect us to go up so soon, but it's a right shifted cycle.
I'm just a 2017 babyportfolio fag, but same.

Waiting for QAN to hit $1

92k denied. 10k is programmed. You fell for bull trap. Bear market begins NOW! Cope, seethe and mald

a few minutes until the milestone hits

"what happens when the milestone hits? "

you don't know?

that's when the road for the next milestone begins!

But fr, I'm not doing shit until Trump is in office. Not because I'm worried stuff won't carry through, but because I don't want to see before we get multiple weeks of nonstop white-pilling action.

I once had 2.2M during the BSC cassino mania but bagheld everything until my current 500k. The lesson was learned though.. gotta DCA on the way in and on the way out. Nailing either the top or the bottom is sheer luck.

at 100k a lot of normies with bitcoin on exchanges are going to sell. however boomers think bitcoin is only $52 and won't know about this milestone