When the FUCK will normies pump my bags

Why did we get the SHITTIEST twitter influencers? Multi fucking page essays about tech shit nobody can understand or begin to care about.

Just post shit like "Chainlink is working with EVERY major bank and will EASILY hit $1000 this run"

How fucking hard is it? Just fucking get twittertards to buy. HOW HARD IS THIS? FISHY FUCKING CATFUCK, FAT ASS ZACH WHATEVER "GOD", ALL YOU FUCKING DWEEBS SUCK DO YOUR JOBS

WE ARE LITERALLY IN THIS VERY MOMENT MISSING THE BULL RUN BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS HAD TO MAKE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE EASIEST SALE TO RETAIL INVESTORS THE LEAST FUCKING COMPREHENSIBLE SHITCOIN

TLDR: linkies are missing another bullrun KEK

Look Anon, I'll be completely honest with you from a dev perspective. People in Web3 build in a single modality: EVM, Cosmos, Solana (I guess), and increasingly Move-based stuff (which I think is the future and includes Sui, Aptos, and Supra Oracles is talking about making a Move-based L1).

Essentially NO ONE is building dapps that run on several different chains. There are the rare exceptions, but no one is doing that shit because it makes no sense and is difficult. I tried to build a little test dapp to make osmosis talk with avalanche and it was a pain in the ass.

So everything Chainlink is shilling is always some future scenario and doesn't represent what anyone is doing. If they claim otherwise, it is always some private company that no one can verify onchain. Furthermore, they really are constantly changing the direction of what they're doing. It was oracles, then CCIP, now it is the Chainlink Runtime. However, none of the previous services got any adoption. Chainlink Functions (oracles) is a piece of shit that no one uses. The sandbox is trash and is unironically college-student-project tier. The service itself is limited and shitty.

I admittedly have only done a simple GMP example with CCIP but that wasn't too great either, but regardless, all these supposed "bank users plugging their private chains into each other" is shit we can't really prove or show, so you're gonna have to truth>trust them.

The new thing is Chainlink Runtime which is "in development". It buys them enough time to ride out this bull run just at the perfect time...just like last time. It's all fucking gay and feels really familiar honestly. Kind of like when Sergey said "CCIP soon" when Link was still over $30 and I bagheld back to $5.

Even just thinking about this while typing was frustrating.

Sadly, normies will never pump this. The bagholders have already realized this and convinced themselves that institutions will pump link. However, this will also never happen because the tech is vaporware and about 100 years away from doing anything at all. Sergey might as well have started a company that repairs quantum computers for the martian market. It is laughable, almost science fiction. The sperg twittertard advocates are so far up their own ass about the complexities of this useless shit and divorced from reality that they literally think its all real and right around the corner. Newsflash: institutions will not be using this tech now or probably ever. If you are a link retard, I have some stock in a personal flying car company to sell you, oh yeah the company will also be offering teleportation and time travel services too.

I guess after that rant, my question to myself (and this thread) is: why should this time be any different? They said all of the same things about "all the world's data going through oracles" and literally nothing beyond price feeds ever came to fruition. Now it has shifted to "all the worlds value" will come onchain via Chainlink services. Have they given us any reason to believe them? It seems like the same old strategy of having "tradfi companies" shill them while nothing of substance manifests. The more I watch Sergey, the more shady he actually sounds in these Smartcon panels like he's guiding the guests to "suggest" bullish scenarios for "the space" and leads people to make their own conclusion that "it must all be possible via Chainlink!"

But nothing in reality suggests that is true.

We're supposed to believe these institutions will bring "their existing value" onchain via Chainlink.

Maybe these institutions are already bringing their money onchain by dumping fiat for Bitcoin. And I am more convinced that CEXes and companies like Anchorage Digital can facilitate that interoperability than "DONs"

bro it doesn't matter what shitty useless dapps people are building. Blockchain won't ever have value if you don't abstract L1s away. I worked in crypto 3 years, most L1s are a fucking scam anyway just paying people to build on them without any due diligence. I've watched blockchains hand literal 7 figures in tokens to people to build something with no stipulations and then watched those people just walk away and NEVER build that thing. The whole industry is ridiculous. Chainlink is one of the few actually looking at what it will take to create adoption and stewarding that.

Despite this, I know the market doesn't work around any of this. What low level devs are building doesn't fucking matter. It's all about Twitter hype.

pay big crypto twitter accounts

pay crypto youtubers of all sizes

get serg on joe rogan

get serg on lex fridman again

literally just fucking have a chainlink photo shoot outside the white house, and caption it with "big things coming soon" and we moon

I still fud every Reddit post I see about chainlink. I don’t want normies to make it.

I'm honestly just tired and I should have made it a long time ago if I didn't just blindly trust Chainlink's narrative which I no longer believe. I genuinely don't believe Chainlink is doing anything of worth or substance at this point. I think it is all proofs of concept and services with no users.

I just don't understand what the marketing team is actually doing if they are not trying to get sergey in front of the biggest names/shows possible. No those little cnbc crypto segments that nobody except us watches don't count. We all saw the difference orange man made with using podcasts instead of traditional media. We need that here.

they're collecting a pay check and working from home literally checking instagram and facebook all day. It is PARAMOUNT that chainlink continues to pay these individuals for the success of the chainlink token, ticker: LINK.

never
because every single attempt at a pump gets massively dumped on by king sir gay and his harem of HR roasties
they get rich
you don't

the whole industry is ridiculous

but Chainlink isn't

dude, wake up

You basically said what I was thinking. It's all so tiresome. I basically just view Chainlink as an elaborate marketing scheme at this point. It is basically like some politics/media endeavor to sell tokens.

these link baggies see some mundane partnerships and lose their minds

omg SWIFT

the sheer number of shit coins over the years that have lauded their "partnerships" only to go absolutely nowhere
can't believe people still fall for the partnership grift

linkies are missing another bullrun

its slowly starting to sink in this wasnt a meaningless fuddie phrase but the cold hard reality
welcome back to 2021, go super insane as everything pumps except you
should have just bought eth

It's interesting because Chainlink was not "inner circle" of the scam brigade and so I had no real exposure to them, could never get a read on if they were legit or not.. most cryptos honestly didn't have close ties to them when I was in the industry.

But what I see is major financial institutions on stage with them doing pilots and talking about the use case we had all bet on all along coming to fruition. I can't see why the fuck all those people would waste their time like that if they weren't serious about creating a product around it. Sitting from where I am it looks like Chainlink was maybe the one single crypto project who actually knew what they were doing all along.

This of course again doesn't matter for the price at this stage, but my take is it's actually the only thing which is NOT an elaborate marketing scheme.

DRNS Swift goes live in less than a year seethe.

bro imagine if you did a 5-10x this bull run though instead of +50%. You could buy 5-10x your LINK stack before the SWIFT integration goes live. You don't want that?

Attention all linkies, baggies and fourth industrial resolution shills reading this

Have you no shame, no decency, no morals or soul? If you stay your course and don't repent and turn away from your grievous sins, your souls are consigned to hell in the afterlife for your despicable, disgusting and evil acts in this life.

No one likes you, appreciates you, looks up to you, respects you, or can even stand you. Everyone hates and despises you and has nothing but disdain and contempt for you, even the genocidal tyrants whose eager enforcers and accessories in genocide and crimes against humanity you are. You are despicable evil. You are revolting to all decency and morality. You are a disgrace and a stain on history. You are foot soldiers and cruel attack dogs of murderous despots. Your names and memory will live in infamy. You will be pointed to as examples of the worst dregs of humanity

Linkies will stand trial at Nuremberg 2.0 and be hanged for your heinous complicity and accessory to genocide and crimes against humanity as well as your loyalty to genocidal tyrants.
Everyone alive to witness Nuremberg 2 will cheer your sentencing and rejoice at your execution. No one will come visit your graves, which will be nameless, or lay flowers for you there, not even your spouses, parents or children. They will be ashamed to have been related to you, married to you, descended from you or to have borne your name.

Stop. Think. Reconsider. Repent. Denounce Chainlink and ask for forgiveness for all the evil you have already committed.

Apologize to and ask for forgiveness from the innocent anons you've been oppressing, repressing and persecuting.
Resign or reverse course and help the resistance against the Great Reset which is unfolding while there is still time to make a difference and before you have even more innocent blood on your hands

reality: they all made it on memecoins two cycles in a row and you're down 70%

lmfao

unironically is there a traditional fund i can invest in that holds LINK?

explain how that will pump the token price if in less then a year the entire crypto market is going to nuke again

Holy fuck the fud is off the charts itt lmao
Do any of them realise this only confirms we should be holding (as though we hadn't learned this years ago)?
Love it when the fud gets strong. Whets my appetite.
Reeeeeeeeee, keksissies... reeeeeeeee! Lolol

Don't be so hard on yourself linkie. Just think, if it goes up another 50% from here it'll almost be at ATH!

Quick reminder that Link is still outperforming btc and Eth over the last seven days.
Cope

This is starting to get difficult to hold now, after seven years. If it was going to happen, it would start to happen soon.

How about over the past 365 days?

Swift goes live in less than a year

Remember when CCIP was going live soon and Link was still over $30? lol I screen capped this for next year, hope you haven't KYSd

Anon, they don't give a shit about shilling Chainlink tokens to the retail user. The user doesn't even need to buy Link. They don't even need to know Link exists. The user will be using some application and the fees they're charged will be converted to Link in the back.

x.com/chainlink/status/1849830156682109399

When it goes to $1k

i understand that but they still pay for a marketing team, so they have to care a little bit. they still paid for 6 twitter hashtag emojis back in june. they still do some things to market to the retail user but it feels useless. if they didn't care about retail they would just never post on twitter, youtube or linkedin.

Who do you think they're directing the marketing team to market to? They're going after developers to use their tech and get into the BUILD program.

If you want a fucking based Oracle project, Dia and Supra are the ones.

REEEEEEEEE stop being correct please I just want to be angry

The Trump elect is a speculative fad that Chainlink is getting a boost on. But we'll have our own personal bull run next year once they deploy the payment abstraction system and all these SWIFT projects go into production. We're still on track for the $81K in 2026 pic.

Why should you have made it? Because you guessed the right whale/vc coin? This sense of entitlement is why even if some of you do eventually make it with link, you'll literally never be happy. Even if you get rich, eventually someone stupid who you deem lesser is going to fuck your girlfriend/wife and cuck you, and it will be the same existential crisis all over again except 10 times worse because you'll be raising a mutt bastard.

kek no they didn't, zero sum game. whales/vc's got richer, normies made nothing and are sitting on bags deader than chainlink. there is still a BBBY general on this dead board lmfao

If it ever actually "happens", its not going to happen again. You yourself admitted it

Sitting from where I am it looks like Chainlink was maybe the one single crypto project who actually knew what they were doing all along.

I won't tell you what to do, but I'm not going to play musical chairs with this scammy market, considering I have zero insider ties, am not an exchange or VC, and am not a whale who can casually move 6/7 figures around. If I miss out on multiplying the only long term winner by an extra 5-10x, I can live with that. What I couldn't live with is knowing I held the winning lottery ticket and gambled it away to try to get that extra little multiplier.

finally some value capture took em long enough

Who is even still holding this? I haven't been on Anon Babble for ages.
I remember when we used to post the '20 cents now that's gangster' meme or something like that. It's now at over $10. Link is now a top coin, you might as well hold bitcoin instead. Basically, you are holding the bags of old Anon Babbletards

fud their own bags

omg wtf where is the money?

You WILL have to wait years. Institutions work at a snail's pace. Normies that have heard of it believe LINK is a scam. The pump will come at 6 or 7 years at best. That will hapen when the institutions are all in.

Only LINK holders now are the oldfags who missed the 2021 top. They made the mistake of holding a shitcoin past its first cycle, they were too naive to know depreciating cycles, or their greed got the better of them, held through the bear and now are going to miss a bullrun holding while everything outperforms it. It's apparant they cope on biz by acting smug "pools closed" and shilling to newfags for exit liq. They don't know that every carrot is used to hype the price up while never delivering.

Newfags, heres a pro tip:
Never marry your shitcoin bags only marry BTC

only marry BTC

how about eth?

No one cared about usecase anymore
It's all memecoins, or hyped up dexes to he used to trade memecoins

interesting someone celebrating massive btc ath should obsess over Link. hmm. i guess i'll be not selling and pool's closed kek

Resistance broke. $20 soon. $100 soon

which chart linkusd or linkbtc

LINKES AT $14.88
BASED HITLER NUMBER

We’re gunna make it

USD. The link/Btc is probably sad. But I’m figuring $100 should be close to the link ath in link/Btc granting Btc doesn’t run up much more