Girl asks what you do for work

I unzip my pants and show her the black anaconda. Her jaw drops. She’s paralyzed, hypnotized. The 2-handed gawkgawkgawk reflex kicks in. She’s never had such exquisite ecstasy before. When I’m done with her, her body is literally steaming and limp like spaghetti. She calls me the next day, but I ghost her. It’s the way of the sigma, the Jedi, the ronin. She’s damaged irreparably, forever searching, never finding, a ghost wandering the earth.

human speculum

if that's the way she thinks I don't want her anyway

I work in finance making six figures

How tall are you

I'm 6'5"

OMG!!!

Are women this retarded? Couldn't you tell he was tall by standing next to him?

"I'm work in finance." I say this because I'm 6'5", have blue eyes and a trust fund.

heh, thats me alright

been considering the "im retired" line but then the follow up question is

what did you do before? or

how did you manage to be retired earlier then normal

and i have no fucking idea what to say.

I don't care, girls don't talk to me or show an interest in what I do.

Say you play darts tournaments in Abu Dhabi and live off the prize money.

forever searching for her babies daddy

I tell her that I am a self-employed assassin
Then I kill her and take her wallet

Then she can go suck off Denzel for all I care

This is the best move you can do, if you don't want to explain something just use fancy words so they can get the idea themselves, plus I don't want anyone to know that most of my funds come from emojis like LOL

they never show interest in whatever you do even if you make 1M a year they still dont care on exactly how its crazy

I'm 38 and never had a gf

that a pretty High-context cultures post OP

headcanon vs reality

Digital Asset Manager

never gonna happen since im too ugly and autistic. said autism also makes it really hard to come up with answers on fly to questions like that so i would probably ghost her or run away

Just tell them you're a doctor.

Girl asks what you do for work

Girl

I say 'computer stuff. are you OK? where are your parents?'

sometimes vague answers will only get you to a worse situation. they might ask what that stuff is or get uncomfortable since you aren't as open minded as they are. shits hard and you're better off alone

Do you want free candy? My van is right around the corner.

based point-getter

captcha: DOG V8

I just make up shit at this point. Circus clown, exorcist, Jedi, cruise ship captain, etc. If you’re really making decent money trading, at a certain point it becomes pointless discussing it with like 99% of the people you’ll encounter.

I am a semi-retired investor

Not only is $NIGGER and $COCK (CockWifHat) my best investments in months, my longest held shitcoin (I'll lecture you about shitcoins in a bit, pay attention babe), it's all about publishing low tier sovless crypto games poor Taiwanese children are forced to play for hours seven days a week only to barely make ends meet.

This will guarantee that he'll pussy will be dripping wet by the time I'm done mansplaining her on crypto, shitcoins, memecoins, defi, Depin, web3 and more :)

Average apu holder.

I'm a tech support engineer with mid 6 figs in crypto. Think it's better saying I'm an investment consultant than tech dude? I work from home either way

Tech gives roasties the ick, other men know it's an effeminate job.