Ex-Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison Sentenced to Two Years in Prison for Her Role in FTX Fraud

… And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain

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Stop losses
I had a few
But then again too few to mention

I'm legitimately shocked she got any time at all, not even joking

Can you imagine how many billions of dollars she'd have to steal to go to jail for as long as a guy who steals a beater car?

i cant believe trabucco got off scott free just because he resigned a few weeks before it blew up lol. wonder how many customer funds he made off with

he obviously was the first to snitch
probably even before ftx went under
if he had any sense he would run straight to the popo right in september when he resigned from alameda

SOMEONE, PLEASE!

post the weasel copypasta

minimum wage violations

overtime violations

So it's literally nothing and literally not actual theft.
Are you retared?

2 years is nothing, she probably has tens of millions stashed somewhere

Not good but now do theft by taxes.

You signed an employment contract

Pay what you owe

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she'll be out in few months
simps

Guess she couldn't weasel her way out of that one

But she did. She only got 2 years.

I meant of any jail time. Most people thought she was going to get no time at all

narcotics are punished more severely than anything else tho

i mean the bitmex ginger anagram got of with no jail at all for instance

i dont get it, she didnt force anyone to get their money in the exchange

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

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The women always walk away.

How is SBF spending his time in jail for the next 25 years?

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these Jew kids had it all and fucked it up...I mean
THEY
HAD
IT
ALL!

Literally all they had to do was be honest with their customer's funds

now tell me how does that affect you personally?

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He was the whistleblower

only 2 years? she deserved at least 5.

As part of a plea deal, Ellison admitted charges including wire fraud and money laundering, and testified against Bankman-Fried. She was also ordered to forfeit more than $11bn (£8.2bn) to the court and could pay more if she's ordered to hand over any restitution.

She had faced a maximum sentence 55 times what she was given - 110 years in prison.

While Judge Lewis Kaplan called her cooperation with prosecutors "remarkable", he said she was "gravely culpable" and that her help and remorse for the crimes should not be a "get out of jail free card", according to Reuters.

She had $11 billion?

2008 fucked my family home's valuation, which contributed to the stress that caused my parents' divorce. I also graduated into the GFC, which fucked my career. If the justice system had taken white collar crime seriously, maybe this crap wouldn't have happened. Slaps on the wrist like what the weasel is getting contribute to the reckless behavior that lead to 2008. QED you smug prick.

I can't say I disagree bro
it seems white collar crime goes minimally punished in America. Oftentimes it just becomes a statistic

Came here just for this.

she will do less than a year

Yeah. I feel like it's a big problem. Like, an existential one. It suggests a form of corruption that tends to lead to revolutions or collapse. Hopefully we figure out a way to fix it. Also, sorry for calling you a smug prick.

Hes still in jail? US prison system is so gay

Didn't he get multiple life sentences?

FREE HER

Based Ross being accepted into a group of hardcore gangbangers

no worries man, it was an utter shitpost I was just having fun with and I meant nothing by it; though I can acknowledge times are tough + I didn't take offense. Thanks for venting to me; I can't do much for you except say that that's horrible and I'm sorry that happened + it wasn't your fault. It's tough out there and even more so now so just do your best and hang in there: happiness proclaimed is a blessing multiplied, sadness shared is a sorrow halved. Wish you the best

HER

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Will you two GET A ROOM?!

ily bro never give up never give in

SWEEEEET CAROLINE

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PEE HER

Holy shit, that image

damn 2 years is nothing, good for her.

the amount of money "stolen" from employees by employers is more than made up for by how much employees get away with not working during the hours they're paid to work

t. former wagie

no source

numbers are made up

typical communist brainlet

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