Girl asks what you do for work
You're a crypto gambler
What do you tell her?
Girl asks what you do for work
Boring financial stuff. Talk about balance sheets and bullshit that are boring to girls
ez
investment consultant
I don't get how it's this hard. It's easier to tell a half truth than a full lie. You invest and you consult with yourself. Therefore you're an investment consultant
Digital Asset Manager
that im a crypto gambler
yeh that or just simply i'm into stocks/ the stockmarket. I can buy linkies, bitcoin and a couple of others using my vanilla as fuck run of the mill bank share trading platform, just like stocks.
You're a Freelance Investor.
personal finance
You don't have to mention that it's your own "finance" and in fact crypto
don't mention money around other people, the same way you wouldn't announce that you've won the lottery
What do you tell her?
professional fucker-sucker
Nothing I tell her I'm unemployed
Portfolio manager for high volatility cryptographic assets
tell her you are a secret agent with a completely straight face, and see how she reacts
kek
What do you tell her?
"You have to eat all the eggs"
If you say this she's going to expect you spend a lot on her
*asset manager
Solidity "dev" (can fork shitcoins)
i'm pioneering how the world connects to blockchains
Imagine talking to girls
im in finance
"Some boring middle management position in an IT department. It's not very exciting. Tell me more about what you do?"
she just got the ick bro
Some
You don't know what your job is? What kind of retarded answer is this
* Digital Asset Fund Manager
Managed a high value digital asset portfolio on behalf of third-party entities via personalized risk assessment strategies; achieving extreme consistent growth (AAR: 900%)
(bought a few linkies for mum)
* Liquidity Provider
Provided high value liquidity to leading Automated Market Maker protocols
(parked linkies on amm scam)
* APR Strategist:
Established various APR generating strategies via distributed service provisioning models; such as peer-to-peer lending and liquidity providing, and data aggregating, data curating and court arbitrating protocols.
(memestaking and yield farming)
* Angel Investor/Venture Capitalist:
Assisted cutting-edge startups in securing early-stage funding via distributed protocols; consultancy on hyper-growth scaling and marketing
(threw a few eths at scam ico's, shilled in telegram groups)
* Marketing Consultant/Lead Visual Designer
Contributed key artwork and led marketing strategy campaigns for leading fintech startups
(made a few pepes, hired jeets to shill on biz)
* Fintech (Financial Technology) Expert & Research
Deep dive research and up-to-date expertise focused on academic whitepapers, industry reports, R&D in the fast-moving fintech sector
(read the first pages of chainlink and wef whitepapers)
* Quantitative Algorithmic Trader & Technical Market Analyst
Developed specialized trading automation tools and applied advanced mathematical and geometrical study models to succeed in high-risk financial market environments
(made a shitbot and drew some lines)
* Fiscal Optimizer
Optimized fiscal contributions via legal loopholes, geographic relocation and fund reallocation strategies
(monero'd wallet and fucked off to Thailand)
no one asked OP anything, ever
i tell her im a nascar driver or whatever makes her want to fuck
Tell her you’re in finance retard
anon what do you do for a living?
oh babe, nothing, just predict the future of a cat
predict the future!? but how?
no need to explain kitten
okei yay
its just that simple
based
Soldier of Fortune
“Work is for people that don’t have a trust fund, babe”
I stood next to a crypto guy and heard him say that to a woman who turned out to work for JPMorgan. Things got very awkward fast when she wanted to talk finance
Just say "I do really boring financial shit." They won't care as long as you're fun.
Stop talking to girls. wtf is wrong with you?
I wouldn't know since I'm 27 and haven't had a non-school or work related conversation with a girl who wasn't family since I was in high school
I'm a digital asset manager.
When she asks what I do for work, I say I’m into crypto and roll with TRIBAL. It's not just gambling; I'm tapping into the blessing machine of GameFi potentials.
You consult with the Lord.
If you aren't using the word "we" in your head when thinking about yourself, you're ngmi.
It is not what you tell her, it's who/what you are. She has decided within 3 seconds of seeing you whether you are in or out. If you are in, you are in. If you are out, and she decides you are in after finding out your job, you are just a betabux. (don't worry, most men are betabux.)