the trophy wife is rapidly gaining weight
The trophy wife is rapidly gaining weight
Literally having the same thing. My wife was so hot. Now she's all fat like a tire around her waist
She should feel bad about being fat and make an effort to losing weight.
If not, she will be dumped.
im hoping my gf doesnt gain weight. she's asian so the odds are pretty good..?
The dream. It means she's content.
Get her to start exercising with you. Frame it as wanting to spend more time together. If you do it right, she’ll start exercising without you.
t. Husbandpilled
You bought the top, in financial terms
I love how having meat on your bones used to be a sign of wealth and prosperity and we’ve been tricked into thinking malnourishment is true beauty. By all means, I don’t mean needing to butter the doorway to get to the bathroom is beautiful but you can keep your skinny boy body bimbo.
Many such cases.
buying a literal depreciating asset and being this surprised
Breed her immediately to produce a chad or stacie.
He didn't put in a fat clause in his prenup
smart
after how many kids?
She’s doing that to fuck with you and she isn’t even aware of it in all likelihood. Life is conflict. Call her out on it and win. If she has any leverage over you such that you can’t call her out, I guess you’re fucked then huh? She may as well just shit in her hand and fling it at you while smashing dishes in the kitchen because you have zero civil recourse.
fatty cope
the average american woman is 5'4 and 172lb, its not aesthetic
5'4 and 172lb
Further proof that the average American woman is Mexican.
Fat fucking retard kill yoursrlf unironically
MANY SUCH CASES, SAD!
And that's a good thing!
then it's not a trophy wife
tell her that she and the weight of her gold jewelry are a fixed amount.
My wife is a dumb fucking bitch and I hate her most of the time.
Why did you marry her then?
childbearing hips =/= fat
boy lovers.
Sorry that I like actual hot girls and not fat fucking whales
this
To me she's beautiful. Rubenesque.
Companionship
tell her to get off the goyslop. 99% of the grocery store is poison,
it wasn't always like this. 10 years ago, fat chicks had a firmness to them. their flesh was taut, like an overfilled water balloon. they jiggled but everything maintained a pleasant, plump form. plaps sounded more like slaps.
now fat chicks all have lipedema and too must estrogen so their fat is a saggy droopy mess that doesn't resist pressure or keep its shape.
Should have married the practice gf instead.
fell for the marriage meme
many such cases
you mean the former trophy wife?
Accruing surplus
implying this is a bad thing
You were planning on this happening the entire time, right anon?
tfw no fat wife to try to deadlift
Someone needs to photoshop this with a fidget spinner
the trophy wife is rapidly gaining weight
An ugly wife is a treasure in the home
5'4 and 172lb
and attitude?
What about your kids? Ugly people are le bad (unironically)
hows the trophy mistress doing?
fat wife is losing weight
That is how the turnip crumbles ed-boy