crank the Aircon down to 50 in summer
crank heater to 90 in winter
wear shoes inside the house, cleats are ok, but prefer those mountain climber spiked shoes
have a pet. Prefer multiple pets
always wait a couple weeks, prefer month, to report a problem, esp leaks. Just say you didn’t know or thought it would go away.
let animals infest the attic
put fat that hardens at room temp down the drain, prefer during winter
put tampons down the toilet
leave the backyard congested with trash
never water the yard (tenants don’t do this anyway) and put table salt all over the front and back yard
blow the fuse box with short circuits and over plugging
>landlord insurance doesn’t cover vandalism
I’m not recommending any of this. I have had this done to me.