How do I fuck over a landlord?

Financially speaking I'm getting taken to the cleaner on rent (which is ok, I still make alot of money) but I really don't like this land lord

They're arrogant and I really wanna take them down a knotch

What can I do to wreak havoc on this house in a way that won't bare legal or financial repercussions for myself?

is the house made of wood? buy termites and put them in the house.
also put cockroaches and other pests.
create small water leaks that are barely noticable and can't really be pinned on you but will do severe damage if left unchecked for long time. one drop of water per minute coming out for a few months is gonna create a huge massive mold and fungus mess that causes structural damage.

mods plis remove this anti semitism

I do this every time I cook. The house hasn't blown up yet so I don't understand what you retards expect to happen

where are you supposed to pour the oil? what the fuck?

Pour it on bread, give it to that loud ass dog across the street, pray he dies, profit

scatter invasive species seeds in common areas (bamboo, japanese knotweed, etc.).
if you have access to the roof, get some small diameter drill bits and punch holes through the roof.
hot sulfuric acid drain cleaner softens and can dissolve PVC pipes.
oversized drain bladders and crack PVC pipes as well.
briefly hitting the motor of a refrigerator or HVAC unit with a torch can fry the motor's windings, looks like a normal failure.
drip some nitric acid on copper fittings and DO NOT BREATHE IN THE FUMES. it will dissolve the copper over time.

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if you have access to the roof, get some small diameter drill bits and punch holes through the roof.

oh damn this made me think of another thing. you can add mushroom / fungus spores into the holes. the roof will rot and collapse 10 years later.

Put a steak in the couch

termites sounds fucked. doesn't that put the next tenant at severe risk?

it puts the landlord at severe risk of losing hundreds of thousands of dollars a decade down the line.

So because you don’t like someone you want to destroy their possessions. Wow, no wonder our country is so messed up.

If it were just a personal dislike that's 1 thing. But the person I'm talking about is the eternal boomer who loves open borders and "ethnic food"

They've spent their life profiting off open borders with their mid wit real estate plays and as the western world burns they sell the future of your youth to further enrich what few years they have left on the earth

Don't ever question my motives.

just do it bro. it's in the boomers karma to get a payback for his actions of the past.

Slice up prawns and scatter the bits in the curtain folds and any hard-to-reach spots/holes.

you think the structure is going to collapse suddenly? its not a looney tunes cartoon

Half off topic I'm moving out later in the year.
My windowsill looks like that. I had acetic acid there one time is it possible it did this? How do I not pay for this?

It's like a ring burned in and it's deeper there.

I think its made with marble
Internet says acetic acid burns in....
I dont hate my landlord specifically tho hes leftist rich kid who got several appartments from his monther
I only hate my main tenant who subletted to me

How do I not pay for this?

you say "I didn't do that" and if they don't have photos of what it looked like before you moved in, they can't prove you did it
they need photo proof of what it looked like before you lived there. if its some random, hard to see area, its unlikely they'll have photos of that specific spot

which state do you live in?

Very based.

Hm ok maybe that
Tho my main tenant will 100% know it was fine before.....

knowing and proving are not the same
depends on how big of an asshole you're willing to be

Checked.

t. nigger

I see.
Well depends on his behavior until i move out
Hes by far the bigger asshole.

the only problem with taking the approach that you should fuck someone's shit up because your politics don't align with theirs; is that you yourself may fall foul of exactly the same one day. that's karma. how would you like it if some blue-haired leftie keyed your car because you voted trump or something? boomer hating is a divide-and-rule technique, anyway. blame anyone but the government, goy.
on a side note: i agree about the open borders thing, but 'ethnic food'? holy shit man, don't you enjoy eating indian, chinese, mexican etc? do you just live in McD's and hate everyone who doesn't?

But the person I'm talking about

is the eternal boomer who loves open borders

cringe and bad

and "ethnic food"

based actually

is that you yourself may fall foul of exactly the same one day

may? MAY? some day? SOME DAY?
excuse me, RABBI, but we've been getting fucked over for years because of our politics, race, and gender, as I know you are WELL aware

we've been getting fucked over for years

that's hardly your landlord's fault, is it? you're lashing out at the wrong entity out of frustration. the angry young man shouting at the world. it's a story as old as time

Checked

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If the people who believe in this pestilence called migration, aren’t responsible literally who is?

don't you enjoy eating indian, chinese, mexican

indians

Curry stink

mexican

Tried tortillas once, tastes like nothing, also grain based slave food like india

chinese

idk never really tried but its better then the other two and i eat rice regulary

mcd

kek im not paying over 2 euro for a cheeseburger which it is now

When people viciously support the government they are not innocent for the bad things it does.
If everyone would say no to the government it could not implement these measures. Especially if somebody also profits from immigration its fair to fuck them over

who is?

your WEF-appointed puppet government politicians who keep allowing it, despite claiming they'll stop it.
sure, your landlord is brainwashed by the years of propaganda, as are many, but does that mean he deserves to have his rental home destroyed? i don't think so. are you going to go through life, wrecking everyone's life you meet who doesn't agree with you? it won't achieve a thing. if you want to change anything, get involved in a way that has some glimmer of hope of making a difference. also be aware that this forced mass-immigration is happening all over the west. it's by design and is intended to destabilise and demoralise us. smashing everything up is retarded. try watching 'Footloose' staring Keving Bacon. in that movie, Kevin feels as frutrated as you do with the world. does he smash things up? no, he does not. he dances. have you thought about dancing away your frustrations? give it a thought.

OP I hope you fuck up your landlords house and everyone itt who cries from their bleeding """"centrist"""" heart dies from a stroke from the vax.

viciously supports

not even sure what this means

if somebody also profits from immigration its fair to fuck them over

there was no mention of his landlord profiting from immigration. he's wants to fuck him over and wreck his business just because of his food preferences and his opinion on immigration. don't you think that's a bit much?

No.

landlord profiting from immigration.

Automatically all landlords profit since immigration is responsible for the high rent and house prices
I wanted to say emphatically supports i guess im esl as i wrote before when i said euro.
You cant just say oh all the people supporting the bad thing are totally innocent. Especially when they could vote out that government.

If everyone would say no to the government

did your government ask you if you wanted mass immigration? no, mine didn't either. how do you say no when there's no one to say it to? are you involved in political activism against immigration? if not, does this not make you a bit of a hypocrite?

no mention of landlord profiting from migration

What do you think drives up the demand for housing in Europe and America?

All those millions crossing the borders are sleeping somewhere with a roof over their head.

I thought it was obvious but since it's not:

Boomers want open borders because we don't have kids. Without the foreigners, the price for a 4 bedroom house would be -50% from what it is today simply because nobody needs one

But you know who needs one? Jose and Gabriella and their 5 spawn. Or else 5 Mexican incels who they can rent a 4 bedroom house to and they split the rent between all 4 for $2800 a month

Do the math. Jeez haven't you figured it out?

Your boomers sold your future. And my future. And they did for a moment's comfort.

Automatically all landlords profit since immigration is responsible for the high rent and house prices

come one. ok then, you also automatically proft because labour prices are kept down and you save money on your grocery bill at walmart.
you can twist this any way you please. bottom line is OP wishes to destroy his landlord's property and frankly i think he's at best misguided, and at worst a complete cunt

Welcome to the future buddy, nobody wants to uphold your property rights when an unethical and exploitative system champions them. The cost of security will only be going up from here.

Which isn't true. Labor costs for grocery stores and restaurants are much higher in places like Norway but they don't have the price increase that Americans see

And even if that were the case....what's worse here?

Entire professions being locked out of home ownership because of migration and its effects?

OR

20% increase on the grocery bill.

Are you dumb? Or just brown?

crank the Aircon down to 50 in summer

crank heater to 90 in winter

wear shoes inside the house, cleats are ok, but prefer those mountain climber spiked shoes

have a pet. Prefer multiple pets

always wait a couple weeks, prefer month, to report a problem, esp leaks. Just say you didn’t know or thought it would go away.

let animals infest the attic

put fat that hardens at room temp down the drain, prefer during winter

put tampons down the toilet

leave the backyard congested with trash

never water the yard (tenants don’t do this anyway) and put table salt all over the front and back yard

blow the fuse box with short circuits and over plugging

>landlord insurance doesn’t cover vandalism

I’m not recommending any of this. I have had this done to me.

Yes if you are a boomer and I find out you are directly advocating for 3rd world migration, then you get to take responsibility for your positions

No more free rides. What you touch will eventually come back to touch you

You understand that?

I actually think with AI taking off in the next decade Immigration will go down as immigrants are replaced with automation, however cost of living will still increase as resource scarcity picks up, ultimately still increasing the cost of security.

Immigrants are just the current face of poverty in the first world, they know they will never own a house and that property rights means nothing to them since they don’t own anything. Impoverished white america after AI take their jobs will just as easily fill this role that the immigrants currently fill however.

Oh really is that what you think? So let me get this straight

So all the brown people when they get phased out by automation, they're all just gonna quietly go away are they?

They're not going to immediately start going through welfare and other means, legal or illegal, to poke through the pockets of more industrious races that have so far kept this giant ponzi scheme called America alive?

That's wonderful man. I love that. Just magical really.

If there were no foreigners in Europe or America every single one of us could buy a house

And crime would be nearly non existant and all of us could walk the streets of our own cities again without fear.

What we've all lost is unimaginable and the fact that some of you are sympathetic to those who helped take it from you......I shake my head.

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I agree that current immigrants will be just as impacted by automation yes, if not more adversely so. Isn’t that what capitalism wants though, for you to blame your lost job and increasing crime and poverty on the immigrants of yesterday and not the AI that is currently taking both of your jobs? Certainly I wouldn’t want luddites wrecking my valuable capital assets, and would want them bickering over yesterdays political climate instead and fighting each other.

What does capitalism have to do with black and brown people bringing murder and mayhem wherever they go on the earth?

Immigration is only supported in the current political climate due to the increased profit margins it brings businesses. The second you see AI capable of filling the jobs Indians and Mexicans do it will stop being politically expedient to support immigration.

Lol in what universe is your crystal ball? Business will never not want cheap labor. Not all of it can be automated and even if it could....have you looked around recently?

Again, none of them are leaving. They've got a good deal going. They leech off the productivity of another race and no one can say sh1t to them because the only blasphemous act you can commit is being racist

You're living in a delusion. I don't think you understand at all the gravity of where this is all going.

Take your AI and shove it up your ass. Which is apparently where your head is too.

If someone (not a landlord) buys a home, then, and 10 years later the value has gone up and they sell it; are they worthy of this hatred, since they too 'profited from immigration' by your definition?
what you're advocating is beginning to sound more and more like communism.

No, profitting incidently is not something I care about

I guess reading is hard:

If you advocate ("Refugees welcome here") for 3rd world migration and you're buying up homes that a single man could buy and you're putting 4 jeets in it and maximizing your own income...then yes you are responsible and accountable

You are worthy of hatred because you have no care at all for your own people's future.

You know people have their lives wrecked for being white nationalists all the time?

OP should absolutely fuck over this liberal shit stain if he thinks he can get away with it. The reality of politics is that there's a friend/enemy distinction, and if someone would fuck you over if the political opportunity arose for them, you should do the same. Liberals and progressives absolutely are a cancer and are not friends.

Ah, I see. So is OP a jeet?

Business will never not want cheap labor

I agree, and ultimately this bolsters your (seemingly) thesis as well. If brown people are destructive, then once AI becomes cheap enough there is clearly a return on investment point where it makes more sense to “hire” an AI over importing more brown people with higher costs to your society. It is the cheaper labor, it doesn’t matter if Indians labor is 0.00 cents an hour if they cost 0.50 an hour in upkeep and you can hire an AI for 0.30 an hour.

You're living in a delusion. I don't think you understand at all the gravity of where this is all going.

And I think you’re being a disingenuous vatnik shill at best, guess we’ll have to agree to disagree huh?

I mean; are you a jeet living with 3 other jeets? If so, shouldn't you be all for immigration?

So tell me professor egghead....what becomes of the tens of millions of unemployable sub 85 IQ brown and black people with little to no ability to defer gratification and a pronounced tendency towards violence when not given their way?

Do you think they'll just sail for their shit hole of origin? Never to be seen from again?

That's why I say you're suffering under a delusion.

My skin is as white as snow. 100% Eurochad

Same thing whites did when they came over. Karma sucks, huh?

So what's your point? Your landlord isn't cramming jeets into your place. Make your fucking mind up. You sound like you haven't really thought this through at all. You just want someone to blame for your life woes and he's a convenient target. Shame on you.

So your rent should go up 1000%.

I did tell you already, they will be impacted.
Hence why I’m calling you a Vatnik shill, you’re arguing for race war in America when we discussed how the capitalization of automation will adversely impact all rungs of the working class and then be blamed on immigrants.

I’ve said my point multiple times

Boomers sold your future for their portfolios. Most of their wealth is in the appreciation of their properties

Properties that wouldn’t have the value they have now without the demand in the housing market

That demand comes from immigration. There is no demand from whites as we’re not having enough children

If a land lord is in favor of 3rd world migration fuck them. They sold your future and your people’s future for their own comfort

they aren’t putting 4 jeets in YOUR house

No, they’re just voting in the decision makers who’ve made all of our cities into 3rd world ghettos and the ethnic replacement continues every day

Are you really gonna try the “But how does this affect…personally?” Thing with me???

I prefer to call it “Socialism with Nationalistic tendencies”

It’s a new concept I came up with. basically we will have the fiscal policies of Denmark but we will centralize party rule in the hands of one leader with unilateral power and government policies will have an in group preference towards the demographic who isn’t constantly swindling, grifting, rent seeking, looting etc. it will be a Left wing utopia in a way. We will have good animal rights policies, we will take care of the environment, affordable healthcare, promote healthy eating/exercise, and anyone who took federal subsidies to house Haitian or Venezuelan migrants will be given a fair trial and then jailed when they’re found guilty. Perhaps we can pinpoint a certain demographic responsible for a disproportionate amount of rent seeking and try them as a group for efficiency’s sake and then we can send them to Madagascar or something. We can call it Le Heckin Decent Human Being Leftism or Cool Socialism or we can emphasis the green energy policies by calling it Natural Socialism (‘NASI’ for short)

You didn’t answer the question

What happens, professor egghead, when tens of millions of sub 85 IQ black and brown people are unemployable and have little to no ability to defer gratification and use violence when not given their way?

I’m pointing at an iceberg just ahead and you’re saying I’m calling for violence

trouble is ahead whether you want to see it or not. Whether I want it to exist or not

And the Vatnik thing? Yeah sure bro, Putin is paying me to post on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

no I didn’t like that answer! Unless you explicitly blame the violence on immigration it’s not a valid response

K bye

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Cya reddit

so (if you could) you wouldn't buy a property, since the value would go up, and you couldn't live with the guilt of profiting from immigration.
so instead you'd rather rent a property, which you intend to destroy, since all landlords are profiting from mass immigration.
jesus, you sound so mixed up.

he's talking about who they're voting for and you are PURPOSEFULLY obfuscating his argument
boomers are shit, leftist boomers are the scum of the earth

The fact you included as one of 2 points why you despise him being that he enjoys ethnic food only compounds how fucked up you are. You're not well adjusted, my friend.

Is it really so confusing? I don't like seeing boomers profit from selling out their own people for a bit of profit?

In your imaginary scenario...I probably couldn't do it. My conscience wouldn't let me personally own properties and rent them out to people who are in professions that are priced out of home ownership

Or if I did have rental units I would sell them at market bottom prices to people who look like me and need a helping hand

Because you know....duty. One of the problems of the 21st century is this highly atomized attitude where you aren't a race or a nationality

It's an unforced error in the same way gender ideology is and frankly it has no future. You will either bow to that truth or you'll be crushed under it and replaced by those who did bow to it.

Ah I see. So it's fine to profit from being a landlord so long as you don't agree with or vote for a party who allows it. (Protip: they all do)
Tell me, who do you intend to vote for who'll end immigration? Trump? Ya think?

That's so generous of you. Think I'm going to cry.

That's alot of it, yes

It's the decision makers who are responsible for the state of our countries. Most of our cities are 3rd world ghettos because of them

And they (the decision makers) exist because of those sweetie pie boomers who just wanna "help the heckin' refugees, don't you know it"

If you hate the decayed state our cities are in (and I don't need to specify because it's all of them), but you DON'T hate the land lord boomer who loves the foreigner then you are truly mixed up and you have no idea what the fuck is going on

Just let it go friend. The people in this thread are centrists at best, liberals at worst. They're so mind fucked they can barely see through their eyes.

Especially AI anon. The entire point is yes, we will all be hurt by automation, but who will go for the guns and who is NOT GOING TO LEAVE AFTER?! t doesn't matter if we stop importing when we have millions upon millions already

Have you ever considered that maybe the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others?

Go for the gibs* lol. But honestly the guns too.

the worst thing for landlords is that you stop making retarded threads like this on Anon Babble. they hate that

pilpul

your disingenuous logical fallacies have fallen flat
you are incapable of honest discussion
you are a rodent

if i had worked my ass off to be successful and had rental properties i'd rent them all out WAAAYY below the market rate because that's the kind of generous individual i am

kek- the problem with that is that by the time you'd earned it the last thing you'd feel like doing would be to hand it over for nothing to idealist neet stoners like you
jfc this convo is mental. all these shut-ins hypothesising about some nonsensical white utopia they masturbate to

then go back to your synagogue and worship satan

Would love to but I'm a white Irish catholic. Sorry if this is inconvenient

sure you are Moshe Mc'Schlomo

I make 200k a year

I have enough also to put you and your entire family to work for the rest of your lives

Understand that some things matter more than personal wealth. If I had 1 billion dollars but my country was a ghetto...every day would be misery

But that's because I identify with my race and my people.

That nonsensical white utopia was roughly 40 years ago, turdskin.

The fantasy is you thinking that you were ever gonna have the life that we do.

i'm extremely wealthy but i'm gonna go on Anon Babble and encourage everyone to destroy the rental property they live in cos muh foreign food and muh boomers

lol -glowie very much detected

Does it pain you that an incel shut-in can live the life you will never have?

Does it depress you?

Does it pain you that an incel shut-in can live the life you will never have?

i own my own home and am comfortably well off with investments i've been building for years, so if you mean do i envy being a shut-in incel, then no.

Does it depress you?

no, see above

i don't pick stupid fights in here, but the premise of this thread was so fucked up, i admit i took the bait. i hope anyone reading it can see how absurd you are with this. You showed your hand more and more as the convo wore on.
i'll prob ditch this now, as i feel i have nothing to add. unless you have some amazing point up your sleeve.
also, you really do glow. whether you're a glowie or not.

Unrelated but how to troll someone's car? I already found some great suggestions on the internet but I'd love to hear witty and creative takes

Look for a new place and invite homeless people to squat there before you go

in the trash once it's cooled. Down the sink it cools, congeals, and eventually clogs your shit

you sound like a content, fulfilled person, destined for Gods kingdom

bumping this because i want anons to read it

Imagine believing in karma in 2024. When will the billionaire pedophiles get what they deserve? Oh wait, they never will.

got caught IP hopping, buddy

place small lgbt stickers at the bottom of the rear bumper

crack eggs down the vents in the front windshield. Clean up the residue so it's not obvious. Ideally do this on a hot summers day

grind steel into powder and disperse on the roof and other less visible places

feed some water into the fuel tank

slide an oil pan under the car and drain their oil, put the sump plug back in and remove the pan

Depends how much you hate them

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Isn’t that what capitalism wants though, for you to blame your lost job and increasing crime and poverty on the immigrants

No. The current Capital-owning class loves its scabs, and keeps insisting that tolerating the crime and unrest that they bring with them is a civic duty.

hydrogen peroxide mixed with vinegar

spray generously on suspension components

will rust beyond repair in 2 weeks if applied regularly

tiny stone inside valve caps

will let the air bleed out over time and they will never find what causes it

throw brake fluid on the car, generous amount

throw paint stripper on body panels and wheels - thousands in damages

Godspeed anon.

ID hopping

It's all me, I was going to mention it but hoped the style shone through. I've had Internet issues and the IP keeps resetting. And I'm using mobile. It's all me and I have no reason to switch.
Pain in the ass desu. Been on the phone trying to resolve it. It's all me.

What do you know about God? Have you ever read Deuteronomy? The verse where it speaks about the foreigner ruling over the good man and says it's a curse

What do you think God thinks when Muhammad is renting a house to an indigenous British woman inside of her own country?

Do you think God is pleased with that?

If you read the Bible it clearly describes it as a curse and a fate not to be desired or sought after

I'd tell you to keep God's name out of your mouth. As you know nothing about him or what he thinks.

But currently AI is not advanced enough to do the type of work immigrants are being brought in to do, so this makes sense. The capital class doesn’t have a consciousness it does not love anything except money.