It’s easier to be a millionaire than to get a girlfriend

It’s easier to be a millionaire than to get a girlfriend.

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get a fucking dog or some shit dude. you should be comfortable without another person's company before looking for it

just walk up and talk to her with a $100 bill out they love that

because modern women are absolutely horrible

anon, you know that you're obligated to do x

what do you mean you want me to cook for you??? gender-roles aren't real anon, now I'm going to pretend to be upset for a few days

Someone use AI to give Dany bigger tits

I’m unemployed and broke and have a super hot girlfriend

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you also have a curfew, bedtime, allowance limit, and the privilege to get sloppy seconds from the guys she can fuck but not keep

Sounds like your projecting from past experiences

Yes, I am a scrawny little autistic Indian. Ever since being autistic became cool 5 years ago, I’ve gotten the most beautiful women.

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Girlfriend? In this economy?

Add a few modest-sounding qualifiers to "girlfriend" (i.e. non-obese, actually attracted to you) and I think this is unironically true for the majority of men.

pretty based if real ngl

Holy fucking KEK thar she blows, land whale ahoy!

I'm sure your first instinctive thought is always correct (it isn't)

oh it all makes sense now, dude's a fucking whale harpoonER

Get a few regular fuck buddies - bonus points if they are someone else's girlfriends. Girlfriends take too much time and effort for little to no actual value.

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Is she on GOMAD, what's with the milk? Based architect

then why are there more guys with girlfriends than millionaires?

she's not hot

this

See my qualifiers which make the statement true.

I agree! It's easier to make money if you have the right coins in your portfolio. Lucky me I have MBM on my portfolio and I've been growing my money since.

incorrect.
its more like: It’s easier to be a millionaire than to get a GOOD girlfriend.

I've been alone for nineteen years. Enough is enough.

I think she’s the most beautiful woman in the world and she appreciates that I think that. That’s all that matters

based and truthpilled
big girls need lovin too

Have you incels ever seen a real woman before?

She’s nowhere close to being fat.

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But she bald though

it's easier to be a millionaire than get a girlfriend

pretty sure the only reason it's easy for you to be a millionaire is because of nepotism, cronyism and networking
getting a girlfriend is as easy as not being autistic unironically, difficulty varies with the height of your standards and the "top brass trophy wives" is nigh impossible to get due to high demand and the window of time in which they are desirable

you can get a girlfriend just by learning to shut up at the right time and being over 6'2, you don't even need to have a job or be suave or anything

Have you seen young women today? They have no skills and are in debt with useless degrees. Literally bagholding a depreciating asset. Better off going to a brothel or getting a escort

expecting the partner you fuck to carry their weight

anon i think you would be better off marrying a sugar daddy than a woman

By american standards.

i cant fuck a dog

thats cool, who is her work husband this week?

She’s not bald. You’re grasping at straws.

getting a girlfriend is as easy as not being autistic unironically

Autism is a superpower when it comes to hot women. I love doing romantic shit to women, and they love receiving romantic stuff.

I’ve been all around the world and she’s the most beautiful woman in the world to me.

I don’t care about such matters. I just want her happy. I don’t think any cheating is happening, but even if it is I don’t care

not attractive
gross hair

When’s the last time you had a real woman that you didn’t have to pay to see?

I don’t think any cheating is happening, but even if it is I don’t care

dont do this to yourself ranjeet

So I’m terminally ill. I’d actually like if she can move on quickly after she loses me.

nigger posting his nigger

Get out.

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