My friend fell for the glitch, and he says he has a -$30k balance in his account and Chase is bombarding him with calls (I know you might not believe it’s my friend and not me, but I swear to god it is my friend).
How fucked is he? What could happen to him because of this, and how can he recover? Will the consequences be less because a bunch of people did it? He didn’t have the best financial situation to begin with, I want to know what to say if he’s seeking advice from me
How fucked is he? What could happen to him because of this, and how can he recover?
Bank fraud so up to 30 years in jail, though it's unlikely to be that much.
Will the consequences be less because a bunch of people did it?
Probably.
I want to know what to say if he’s seeking advice from me
Tell him to talk to a lawyer.
Did your friend spend the $30k in like a day? Wtf? Just deposit the cash back into his account...
Thanks for the answer, I’m freaking out inside, and I really hope he wasn’t that stupid, but he said he fell for it.
I don’t know yet, I’ve tried to call him and he hasn’t answered yet. I hope to the good Lord Jesus Christ that he didn’t
Kiting is fraud, not a glitch, old as fuck, and something you agree not to do in the opening paperwork.
Probably went straight to the fucking dodge dealership
This thread made me finally look into what the "Chase money glitch" thing is.
niggers committed check fraud en masse and thought it was free money
Hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kiting is fraud
This wasn't even kiting as kiting involves multiple accounts, just simple check fraud. No idea why Chase had such high limits for people overdrafting accounts, maybe that's the "glitch" part where they temporarily didn't have limits you'd normally expect a financial institution to have.
This episode says a lot on just how fucking stupid people can be though. Defrauding massive financial institutions while having your identity tied to the account, total inability to think beyond one step to believe that you won't suffer consequences.
Have him do the glitch at another bank for $60k to repay the first bank.
The Martingale banking system
This isn't a big problem unless you spent the money. Chase will probably forgive you as long as you pay back the balance
fraud
oh fuck off. this is chase' fault. they're turning ordinary citizens into criminals by not following their own protocols. if I walked in and asked them for $30k cash not in my account, you think they'd cough that up and overdraft the account. of course. that'd be retarded.
so why are they fine with fucking around when it's electronic. it's easier to manage online. it should have 10x stricter controls then cash.
how can he recover?
Pay the $30,000 back.
That dumb nigger didn't withdraw $30,000 of "free" money then spend it, did he?
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low quality bait
He shares me Tiktok videos sometimes and I know he uses it, I REALLY hope that he didn’t do this because tiktok told him to. And he doesn’t ever do shit like this, so I’m actually shocked right now
As I said, I don’t know yet, he’s now answering his phone. He has a wife and kid, I really, really hope he didn’t spend it
*he’s not answering his phone
Overdrafting an account by tens of thousands of dollars you don't own is very clear fraud. A judge would fuck you over even harder if you tried to use your retarded excuse.
What's it like being friends with black people? Do you get invited to liquor store robberies?
He’s not black, he’s Mexican, and he’s a normal guy, not a thug or anything
He shares me Tiktok videos sometimes
then he deserves what he gets
Shit I would punt that $30k into avax or something and hope it doubles soon
Kek
Can we make a viral TikTok trend where niggers act like normal human beings for once?
glitch
It's check fraud you retard
Easy just don’t pay it back
I’m aware, I’m just using the name of the trend
But fraud is dealt with by a court, you can’t debtmaxx that away
Be careful anon if you keep thinking about it you'll realize the difference between whites and everyone else.
Nothing will happen.
Most participants were depositing checks written by a ringleader. They got scammed. Typically for 25%. This is also why they can't pay it back. They are short a minimum of 25% and most spent at least half if not the rest of the money.
, I really, really hope he didn’t spend it
Well, I hope he doesn't, who is so stupid to do this?
And he just told me it was all a joke… disregard. Sorry to waste your time
hue hue..should have know, it's not a nigger
every single nigger who fell into this is certified retarded and need medication, and man, I literally hold Gravity Labs NFTs
Are there any Anons who are over the age of 28 that have been wondering wtf has happened since the start of 2024 or so?
Something has happened where people have gotten dramatically more retarded than they were. It’s really demoralizing. Is this from tik tok, vaccines, something else?
The whole western world has stopped to a level of sheer retardation. There’s no way anyone can have any degree of optimism for the future.
The fact that this message is more than two sentences of negrified, emoji-laden Internet slang will make it impossible to read for the majority of people on the internet.
There is a very real poasibility that everyone who did this will soon be unbanked. IE they may very well be radioactive as far as banks are concerned and none will be willing to deal with them. Best asvice? Get a lawyer and pray they didn't just irreparably damage their future.
Just go to the grocery store and pay attention to the amount of self awareness people have for themselves with regards to their surroundings.
Seriously, how are people so incredibly retarded. What is it about tik tok that has wrecked people’s minds? I have never used the app but see all of the uncanny, strange dancing webms and such. I’ve never been so pessimistic about the future.
OP, your “friend” is a literal retard. Tell him to throw his phone away and start reading books. In the interim, you should run some sort of experiments on him though. Devise basic cognition tests and such. Was he always retarded or is it a recent phenomenon?
Its just 30k
One successful swing with 50x levi and he is good.
Your friend's black lmao.
If he spent it he's fucked and should just debtmaxxx and disappear.
I'm already all in on NiggerBeastMovement, inspired by you and your poor village
Please tell me this is real.
Please tell me this was a Anon Babble idea.
It's real, but it was some retarded tiktok shit. This was basically the financial version of eating tide pods.