FOMC IN 2 HOURS

Pause.
Cuts in September, giga moon then giga dump.

I bet it's another time my colleges and I are qt and aware, higher for longer etc etc

Jpow comes in and slams his dick on the table and says he's raising rates to 15% and then walks out.

Rolling for nothing ever happens / maximum pain

Is this something like FOMO?

Billions must be recalled

I had a Niponese coworker who kinda looked like that

Unchanged, will signal dovish future.

Can this nigger just do a fucking rate cut. Inflation is gone, he keeps using jewish employment numbers that get hard revised down.

Wait until the election to make a non political scam cut. Pause and hike afterwards because the fed isn't political.

why the fuck are we pumping? is the market so retarded they cannot tell a recession from a bull market?

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Inflation is gone

lol

he says nothing
market goes up again

Brrrrrrr...

It was so obvious they were dumping the market this week to scare the fed into cutting. Now that they're pumping into the meeting it seems clear the fed is going to say some shit about how they're data dependent and not committed to anything, inflation is still too high, etc. Then the market gigadumps.
Use it as an opportunity to buy cheap puts

what if the market just thinks that "lowering rates = bullish" and they frontrun this by start buying now?

at the end of the day, we need higher unemployment, delinquencies etc, until then it's just copium and we can pump

all the sidelined money may forcefomo on this last squeeze

i want to be fully invested before the final dump to buy cheap stuff

i dont do options

40k

Why aren't you niggers loading up on TLT?
This will be the first rate cut since 2020. Look at the price of TLT back in April 2020...

We're going back to those levels.

rates were 0,25% back then
in which scenario do you see rates going this low again?
hint: they will not, so your TLT performance will not be as good
since im from EU I use a similar asset (Vanguard 20 year bond index fund) to play this move, however, if we really get to near ZIRP or full blown ZIRP then expect BTC TO rocket to 100k+ as a new floor, so you want to be positioned for that

im getting the fuck out of long term bonds the moment I get a reasonable return

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My friend just got laid off by Moneygram after surviving multiple rounds in the last month. Shit is fucked. Even if there is a little relief rally it will be short lived.
At the very least this week will end red on the NASDAQ and spy while it is right now green. Markets only rally this high in a single day when 1.) Bad days are over (extremely unlikely, everyone knows the economy is softening and a 50 bp rate cut let alone a 25 bp rate cut won't fix it) or 2.) They want to lure in exit liquidity before dumping it even further. There's also election uncertainty (no one with money wants kamala to win, and it seems somewhat likely given how retarded Americans are although I think Trump would also suck for different reasons).
You sound like a noob. Learn options

Because rates arent going to 0 like in 2020

in which scenario do you see rates going this low again?

I'm not claiming rates are going back to emergency levels (YET).

What I'm saying is TLT saw a bottom a while back and it's a brainless, easy trade if you want a safe, traditional, missionary style, penis in vagina style trade.

see you on the other side

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RATES CUT

RATES CUT

RATES CUT

RATES CUT

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRR
BUY BUY BUY

I'm a retarded zoomer but I have money and no knowledge of how the government works. SHOULD I INVEST IN TLT? GIB ANSWER QUICKK.

banks are fucked

Is it over for le economy?

gina cam smiley at my cock if you know what i mean

lmao at these journalists begging and seething for a cut.

interest rates are going to go into the double digits. there may never be a cut again, but if there is it wont be until many years from now

god damn where did all these qt journalists come from

Is it over for le economy?

Opposite. No need to cut because the economy is in a sweetspot.

so don't buy bonds?

Might be a play at the end of august. Personally I don't play bonds.

US need higher rates desu, the money printer need to go slower

A bit vague, but after re-reading a couple of times, I figured out what you meant

Was this confirmed?

Pattern looks shit. August it is.

desu, if youre actually worried about whether now is a good time to be buying bonds youre either very confused or a lot richer and smarter than me. obviously buying long term bonds is bad if rates will rise but Im not confident enough to give anyone financial advice about it

There can be zero cuts or several cuts depending on how the market evolves

Thanks JPOW!

So is safe to invest in BTC? XRP?

no cuts now, he's pretty doveish though

So basically nothing happened and market is up 400 again. Top peak clown show.

Considering that BTC seem to behave like a high beta S&P these days I would assume so, at least in the short term? I don't have a fucking clue as to how XRP works.
Just my opinion, I don't have a crystal ball.

So basically nothing happened and market is up 400 again. Top peak clown show.

That's exactly why it's pumping. The world was awash in beta longs going into the FOMC, smartypants hedged ahead of the meeting to hedge a highly unlikely hawkish stance - now it's reclaiming what was synthetically lost in the process.

Inflation has been tamed, rate cuts in September....we are so back

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fuck that. rate cuts are bearish. jpow is firmly in wall streets corner, he knows that keeping them high is good for his boya

So wtf it’s a Nothing burger?

God what a bunch of awful questions

I dont give a shit what happens in this khazar mafia puppet state anymore, The west are just moving the chairs around on the deck of their Titanic, The BRICS are going to be in charge from now on.

es finito