/GME/ - Comfy Monday Late Night Edition

OP forgot to dd the sound to that image
youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

So basically the possible paths to wagmi are some m/a butterfly reemergence shit in the fall, October/election surprise where something potentially happens with gme, and failing all that algoanon has 4/20 ish 2025 pinned as when things organically combust into movement bigly which may be in line with deep teddy schizo ramblings re early rc tweets about teddy bears/reverse mergers and weed shit. Is that somewhat on the level?

GUYS I THINK KEN GRIFFIN IS WEIRD!

MOASS starts in October. First BBBY will emerge from its bankruptcy, then an m/a happens between GME and BBBY.
Ryan Cohen now has two idiosyncratic risks under his control. His recent tweets are him throwing off the gloves and filtering retards that don't belong on this ship via ideology.

reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1earv7v/plan_of_reorganization_is_contingent_upon_this/

I'm sure there's a plan in the grand scheme of thing for Superstonk moderators. Narcissistic, Groupthinky, Ommitive, Censoring, Biased, Anti-Book, Pro-options, Rife with controversy, Crowd Controlling and now Transphobic.

Still can't think what their calling is, but I'm sure it will come to me sooner or later.

Id say that sounds about right. (Im the 420/25 anon btw, obviously i hope its sooner but it doesnt look like it algorithmically)

I hope its life in jail or [REDACTED] penalty for aiding and abetting financial terrorists.

I draw the line at transphobic

I heard he's a poopy pants

DFV next yolo update will be on X.

Idunno if my heart and sides can handle it when the price is north of a billion and rising
I would honestly FUCKING die laffing
And it would even be better when high on shrooms

well said anon , and look at that photo...you can clearly tell RC is posing for a photo with that troll just to be nice . hands in pockets even ,shows disdain/ boredom etc. meanwhile pultes face says "look at me! love me !"

"Banging the Close can have significant consequences for the financial markets. It can disrupt the natural price discovery process, leading to artificially inflated or deflated closing prices. This, in turn, can harm investors and market participants who rely on accurate and transparent pricing information."

"Regulators and exchanges closely monitor trading activities for signs of market manipulation, including Banging the Close. Various regulations and market surveillance mechanisms have been established to detect and prevent such practices. Traders found engaging in manipulative trading behaviors may face severe penalties, including fines, suspension, or legal action."

Regulation is a joke. Volume quintuples in the last 10 minutes to a firesale. Occurs every single trading day and nothing ever happens.

Interesting theory you’ve put forth and unironically the early 4/20 Ted tweet of the bear jerking off/mixing a drink lends a certain credence. It’s just too perfect with what a potential Teddy entity has been theorized to be if that timing matches up anyway. I however am a controlled demolition king and think that whatever happens it won’t be left up to the mercy of an algo. Hence why I think maybe it plays out in some bread/circus for normies through the fall, possibly for maximum silliness/america fuck yeah optics during the election. Thatd be wild if gme mooned somehow in October/November right before the election. Bunch of average dickheads get rich again and all the masses can do is google the recent tweet activity of the person theoretically in charge of gameshoppe. It’d probably be a landslide in a certain direction.

A source close to the matter told me he wipes back to front. They also said Ken tips those fake $20 bills with bible verses.

Tomorrber

I trust twittards less than redditards.

WAGMI WITH MOMMY

knock this off.

Transphobe

FUCK CHUDDIES
FUCK TRANNY JANNIES
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK AMC
FUCK BBBY
FUCK KEN
FUCK RYAN
FUCK FUDS
FUCK (you)

BORN TO BUY
HEDGIE IS A FUCK
NEVER SELL 2024
I AM GME MAN
$9,283,492,472,374,324 GORILLION ACCOUNT BALANCE

Watamelon a blessed
Based baker
WAGMI

Snape: “The — the prophecy . . . the prediction . . . Trelawney . . .”

Dumbledore: “Ah, yes. How much did you relay to Lord Voldemort?”

Snape: “Everything — everything I heard! That is why — it is for that reason — he thinks it means Lily Evans!”

Dumbledore: “The prophecy did not refer to a woman. It spoke of a boy born at the end of July —”

Snape: “You know what I mean! He thinks it means her son, he is going to hunt her down — kill them all —”

Dumbledore: “If she means so much to you, surely Lord Voldemort will spare her? Could you not ask for mercy for the mother, in exchange for the son?”

Snape: “I have — I have asked him —”

Dumbledore: “You disgust me.”

Ryan had already started his transition at the time this photo was taken

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."
— Sybil Trelawney's first prophecy

mfw i have to wait another 10 months for moona in joona memes

gonna be a long winter bros

Andrew Left is pleading not guilty. Bond was set at 4 million and he had to surrender his passport. Trial is set for September 24th and his trading activity is restricted.

guy strikes me as small fry, keeping my hopes up for bigger fish

He took in about a million dollars from 2 (two) other hedge funds to shill according to the charges. Looking like a c-c-combo hedgie dunk since the names will be unsealed.

What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?

DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

I’m sorry but what the fuck does this mean, in simple, non Jewish, terms?

The FED has to decide whether to yeet the stockmarket or print infinite tendies.

You will never be a woman

Unsure if I should sell my brokerages shares and buy otm calls for aug 16.
I will let the shills be the deciding factor.

My huge dick and balls say otherwise.

I’m guessing printing would be the obvious answer? Or would that cause incomprehensible levels of inflation?

cheeky innit

There needs to be laws forcing companies to release source code for deprecated software. Proprietary software was a mistake.

ryan pretending like emulators don't exist

never bought a faggot switch to play faggot zelda i just downloaded the emulator i know i know UGH but i'm just not paying for my video games that's all HAHA

Can someone offer a solid theory as to what will actually happen when MOASS hits / begins ?

Everything else goes to zero ?
Banks go to zero ?
How will we actually get paid ?
Just never sell and watch GME become Berkshire on gigaCrack as a result of buying everything up for pennies on the dollar ?

already did

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

I don't know if I believe MOASS will happen anymore. Not after Ryan Cohen's dilutions. It's a bad sign whenever GME holders start resorting to reading BBBYQ "DD" for hopium. I'm gonna try to sell before the Reddit mass selloff...

Yeah I think I'm just gonna keep 10 in Computershare and never think about GME again maybe one day a few years from now it'll MOASS out of the blue one day

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trying this hard 3 years in

You guys can keep riding RC's dick if you want, but there's literally no hope for MOASS left. He increased the Total Shares Outstanding by 40%, completely wiping out 3 years of DRS efforts. Video game publishing is shifting to digital distribution. All Ryan Cohen can do is close down stores/warehouses, squeeze his employees harder while reducing their benefits, and increase the price of their used games. On top of all that, now he's tweeting divisive political bullshit. Why is he deliberately alienating his customer/shareholder base?

It’s been a 3 year investigation. They have the evidence they need to beat the best lawyers money can buy. Heads will roll.

Then shut the fuck up and leave. You don't hold GME

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Update your script Ranjeesh.

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You dirty street shitting pajeet. You are a bottom of the barrel human.

No. This stupid pronoun trolling is the most forced retarded meme to have ever come out of this saga. It's completely irrelevant to the short squeeze thesis.
Name calling, how original. Care to refute any of my points?

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Care to refute any of my points?

Easy. The SI% according to the emails from Robinhood from their lawsuit had it at over 200% shorted. A 28% dilution for an acquisition won't dent that and daily short volume between then and now dispels any concerns they closed.

FUCK (you)

holy shit kek dumbfuck gamestop baggies

Andrew Left is in trouble and now "everybody" wants to sell. How. Quaint. Haha.

and since when do they care about level of inflation ?

In case you guys haven't noticed. An infinite squeeze never stops. You've all been so focused on the MOASS you never stopped to see the cycles. The cycles Mason. The infinitely repeating squeeze cycles.

when next squeezy cycle

So with each squeeze or pump it'll just get infinitely higher forever
Sounds good
When will it be into the millions per share ? After election ?

Generational wealth

Just not in your generation

2 more years till the cat wakes up again. Just DCA at regular intervals if you can while we wait.

Ryan Cohen needs to get on all fours and suck my dick to fulfil his fiduciary duty to shareholders

How long does post-op take to fully heal up though? For $4 billion i want to see something special down their for my investment

The fact that this investment hinges on a 3+ year-old rumor is really starting to FUD me out of my GME investment. It is the exact thing that AMC and BBBY holders say about their stocks, without any proof. Is there really no recent evidence? You do understand that daily short volume isn't cumulative, right? With all the volume that has occurred in the 3.5 years since the sneeze, some of the shorts must have closed, with new shorts opening at $40 and above. The dilutions certainly didn't do us any favors. If only RK had mentioned anything about a short squeeze during his stream...
(btw you can reply by clicking the post number, you don't need to manually copy and paste it every time)

Ross is working on it.

Exactly. You start with the small fries. As it stands he has around 350 years of prison time. Why do you they ran it up so high? To get him to confess with a plea bargain. I don't think anyf of us should be surprised if he ends up "committing suicide" while in custody.

If you look at Richard Newton's spread sheet it can give some insight into previous cycles and how this year's cycles are lining up. It actually breaks down everything very well and can help you make informed decisions about how to play around the cycles.

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idk, im up 100% based on ryan's actions alone and im green on pretty much every chart that matters.

I dunno but I think our ryai-fu is pretty cute :3

Past performance does not indicative of future results. While he put forth and discussed many theories, none of them panned out. So again, no one knows when anything’s gonna happen.

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

I am a big fan of Richard Newtons soothing voice, however, stock market is rigged and fucked, I take my financial fortune telling from digits.

It's over still. Wtf

guess ill buy more

duuuude i'm up so much on gamestop!

no, i won't show you my position, share count, cost average, or dollar value you fucking bigot

Our CEO is so fuckable

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you keep asking and then you never say anything after I post it. You're not an Argentinian are you?

lmfao holy shit i have more physical cash laying around my home than you do in your portfolio containing your life savings

I failed to slurp at 23.60 last thursday, now I have the chance to do it again

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you said that last time too

500 seconds test

Ok I can actually post.
FDIC is the insurance that underpins the whole stock market.
The ultimate guarantee that says the USA will pay its bills.
If that goes, goodbye israel.

Kek stupidfuck faggotfuck baggoids

In case you dumbfuck baggies haven’t noticed. It’s been over three years and no second squeeze. Sorry you missed out!

Uh oh you don’t like it when RC nods at pulte do you guys?

kek seethies
The shills pick on Pulte because he is tasked with engaging the shareholders while the lawsuits get settled. Interacting with strangers form the internet is not an easy task and he is pulling it off wonderfully. So long as you are smart enough to know that Pulte can't just come out and then spill the beans on what is going on behind the scenes you understand that his engagement will obviously look like grifting and be spun by the hedgies to be exactly that.
The hedgies are seething uncontrollably because they want to get their lawyers involved so bad however they literally can't bring in childrens books and cryptic tweets as evidence.
They see everything we do and they are red-in-the-face SEETHING over BBBY in particular.

you seem mad, have you drank enough water today?