/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

Make It Edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Finally a properly baked bread.

Let's go DELL.

VO +.37%

VOO +.25%
VTI +.26%
VONG +.29%
SPY +.21%

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rock hard cocks

Should I hold AVAV through it's earnings next week?

laac anon you the goat

SOUN bros, how are we feeling right now?

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I will short this fucking clown market to the ground. I don't care if I have to borrow money to do it.

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Is physical uranium going out of business?

DELL CALLS??????!!!!

DEL TACO??????!!!!

Who doesn’t like peach fuzz?

US House votes to avert US government shutdown

Inflation printers go BBRRRRRRRR

brazillian ape woman

They doubted us, SOXLbros
They didn't listen
They didn't learn

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Followup: Just looked at SILXY. Yes it is.

I ben she's got a bigger mustache than Super Mario

PANW

Cybersecurity firm with offices in Israel

Started by a jew

Partner with the WEF to stop "cyberpandemics"

Pelosi just bought calls deep in the money that expire early 2025

Cyberpandemic confirmed during 2024 election. Time to buy.

It's actually female? Who or what the hell is she?

So I’m at vagabond level cash wise but middle class lifestyle wise. The cheat code is to leave the USA for Eastern Yourope.

have you never seen a Brazilian?

GUYS I THOUGHT ROLLING POSITIONS WAS FREE WHAT THE FUCK NOW I HAVE TO PAY $19897 DOLLARS TO ROLL OVER 200 WORTHLESS CONTRACTS WHAT THE FUCK IM POOR AGAIN WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Partner with the WEF to stop "cyberpandemics"

Oh I just love and adore these people.

(((free)))

skill issue
tell the specifics at least

my portfolio is down $0.19 today, it wont even display a % that low. what kind of retarded market is this

Utterly disgusting

I bought BOIL puts at the bottom and didnt sell when I was up 120% because my parents never loved me

I don't understand what the business model is. Product is:

highly regulated

in the ground

Not purchasable

Not Sellable

The bombs have been used almost never (Twice, though I believe really never)

How the fuck does it stay in business besides dense penetrators for munitions?

Sold 200, holding 300 (lost $1300 on Bit Farms yesterday).

these aren't specifics
but you do you i guess

What the fuck do you mean specifics?

ugly market

Yeah dummy. You’re buying to close the old contract (which the buyer obviously made some bank on) and selling to open a new one. Try pushing the date further out until you pay nothing or get a small bit off cash. Looks like you’ll be bag holding this option for awhile. Shit happens and you live and learn.

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this doesn't make sense to me. are we referring to mutt bucks? kangaroo bucks? leaf monopoly money? bong pounds?

you are aware that they invented these things called nuclear reactors right?

You are LARPing, aren't you?
What exactly did you buy when at what price, etc.

Does height affect your ability to make money in the stock market?

I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO ROLL THE POSITION. I DOUBLED DOWN WITH THE REST OF MY CASH. I CANNOT ROLL ANY CONTRACTS AT ALL

If I had hundreds of thousands to my name, I wouldn't be renting an apartment, lol. Another problem I have with that chart is it looks like prices for the (((developed west))). Why would you stay here if you didn't need to for work? You could go live well in a middle income country or a developing country with far less.

I didn't know Jews came in 6+ foot models.

Why the fuck does it matter? I told you I bought puts at the bottom. I thought natgas would hit 1.44 so I bought my puts at 1.65 and went up 120% as it dipped to 1.54 only to now be 1.85 and my puts are worthless. I have puts going all the way down to $8 BOIL.

Maybe. But I'm sure Scholz won in germany because his opponent Laschet was smaller.

I just bought Nvidia. The market is now going to Crash isn't it?

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SPY bull flagging for the last 6 sessions. The upside break is going to melt faces.

Something new to lookup on (((pornhub)))

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So you're long puts and want to "roll" even though they would expire worthless?

ARVN
I mistakenly wrote AMRS last thread KEEEEEK [Rent Free!]

chekd trips and duble dubs SOXL to $100

PANW price predictions in Nov 2024?

Laschet

It's even in his name.
"lasch" means limp in German.
On the other hand, Scholz is as tall as a gardening gnome.

Sold my entire ARDX position just now lads god it feels good to get out of something. Holding that bitch since December 2021

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AMD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stinky anal sex with wildly attractive women

cyberpandemics

what is a cyberpandemic exactly?

BOIL decays, the price will inevitably go back down to $10 and below, its just a matter of when. It could be as soon as april. So if I rolled those contracts to april, Id be able to make money on them. Why wouldnt I roll them instead of simply saying goodbye to over $7000? I mean, they are going to expire worthless tomorrow anyway, so Im saying goodbye regardless because i cant afford to roll them

ARVN

investing in the South Vietnamese army

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You first should try to explain how to "roll" a long options position in the first place.

very nice I’m hoping I can finally shed my SOXL

gonna have to question anything presented by someone with a poo name like 'Noor Siddiqui'... that name sounds like something a cartoonist would put as a caption when someone stepped in dogshit.

People talking on the Internet about things they don't like, prolly.

What the fuck are you talking about

GOD DAMN MY SQQQ IS GETTING BRUTALLY SHIT BLASTED

Roll the contracts forward for another six months to a year or accept that you will get assigned at the price you agreed too in the first place. Either way you’re going to be bag holding for a while and do better next time. Post the ticker so we can laugh at you.

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No, go ahead.
What do you need to do in order to "roll" that position of yours?
Explain it to us.

Buy BNXAF and thank me later

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why though?

Pelosi looks really good for 80+
Bullish for Palo Alto networks ngl

dat volume

Sorry jeet, not buying your worthless bags

Heed my words, six years of crabbing

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TA

buy SOUN solely because a news article on the front page of yahoo news said nvidia invested in them

went up 100% in 2 weeks

accept that you will get assigned at the price you agreed too in the first place

from what I understand is that he BOUGHT puts that are now out of the money and about to expire worthless...

This bitch is probably responsible for the fucking rover tipping over, and cost me like 1000 dollars.

I bought some because the name was cool :)

Don’t bother with a source. I’ll just take your word for it.

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Nobody can ever provide an answer as to why AMD can randomly pump like that and why it can afford to trade as such an insane PE when NVDA utterly trounces AMD and is trading at 1/6 of its PE.
Why is NVDA so undervalued in its sector? And why is AMD so overvalued? We will never know

I dont know what youre getting at. You have to buy a new position and close the previous. Robinhood UI allows you to do this seemlessly. I just assumed that it meant I could move my same contracts to a new date because Ive never used options before.

No, that was the "artwork" tacked on to the craft by Jeff Koons.

Is that the robin hood customer who an heroed over that?
He looks like the polchud meme incarnate...

Ok. I was assuming he sold and is now regretting the strike price.

Why hasn't anybody posted AI lewds of Jenna getting fucked by a dog? I thought you guys were cool.

organic market

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

AMD anticipating nearly doubled earnings by Q4 of this year

Something's brewing over at AMD

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Remember when you thought you were gonna short the market crash and become rich?

Remmebr when you were gonna time the market bottom and make it?

How's that working out?

If only polcels actually fucked off from the West instead of only pretending they would

NVDA's forward PE is ~30

Are they building more? The US has built exactly 1 plant in 40 years, Germany refuses, France has the most but isn't expanding, and everyone else is either too poor or have their own state-owned mining/refining operations and don't participate in global uranium markets. Selling nuclear fuel to Russia and Iran just isn't possible.

That’s him. Now anons got to sign waivers and shit to trade options.

Undervalued

I know a place that barely has any people

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Modern art pisses me off so fucking much. Putting 3 basketballs in a fucking fish tank does not make you the next fucking Picasso.

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You better sell now cause it's dumping in 15 mins when earnings are out

never used options before

It shows new fren.

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oooooooo CHEAPIES!!

Nah. That just puts them back in the realm of normalcy. What cools my ardor a bit is noticing that their PEG has jumped from just under 1 to 1.8. Their gains (insane as they were) were not keeping up with the even more insane amount of dough they were raking in. Now it has, very much so.

Check what he wrote .
Anon might be in some deep shit because he's lacking fundamental knowledge about options.
Anon, not even joking.
You might be in some deep shit.
SOME DEEP SHIT, ANON!
I'm almost certain that you lack fundamental knowledge about options trading.
If there is something like a customer support at RH then contact them and have them explain your option.
I am not kidding and not memeing.
Seek support, you might be in some deep shit!

Just bought some Target. Earnings coming up which they consistently beat, charts pretty bullish at least for the short term plays. See an easy 10%+ coming up.

AMD gave a worse guidance whereas NVDA beat expectations. AMD is losing to NVDA and it's showing. Of course... it doesn't really matter since the CEOs are cousins but I'm still pissed that AMD is trading at 6x NVDA's PE when everything is pointing in NVDA's direction.

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Oh God. Wonderful. That's 18 nuclear Bhopal disasters in the making. A cloud of radioactive vapor that smells of curry and human shit will circle the globe.

Bought some HOWL because how can you not love that name and ticker?

ARM bros, are we gonna make it?

Who cares, as long as they bought the uranium?

NOT
MY
PROBLEM

Werewolf Therapeutics Inc

okay, i'm thinking howl is based.

kek bobo kek

My penis is 14" long and 1" diameter.
Please buy AVAV.

last 10 mins

Algos instantly going crazy

Algos are turned off today due to the 2/29 bug

Hey I've bobbed on that beach before. Trapped my first trex near there.

With a PE of 1700? Fuck me.

510 close

510 close

510 close

510 close

510 close

510 close

510 close

510 close

Hopefully you can get some of that money back when/if price "sways" back in your favor.

....wtfwt?

INDI
ACMR
BBAI

You're welcome

KODK BROS WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

Don’t do anything stupid anon. We’re all here for you.

Come on Soundhound... come on baby... I bought you and watched you bleed money for the past three days, but you made it all back up today. Just give me a nice aftermarket pump when your earnings are announced this afternoon so I can sleep soundly and get up early and create a nice trailing stop order so I can pump you and dump you like the filthy fucking whore that you are -- wait, that came out wrong.

not holding both NVDA and AMD

Yuri Orlov would say you are a retard

its not enough that semis moon, shitcoin must fail

The contracts will expire worthless tomorrow. What deep shit are you talking about?

5 point jump in 10 sec

Lol

Life savings into

NVDA

AMD

MSFT

simple as that, what, are we going back to the stone age? no? then just throw money in that direction

That’s the girl from Texas with the white cowboy bf, right?

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT

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exactly, based

throw in 1% LUNR and some LAAC tho

INDI

ACMR

BBAI

NVDA

MSFT

AMD

Okay how do I hedge my own mental illness here?

I have SOXL in my fidelity account but my cost basis is like $61. Trying to get my money back: also been holding since 2021. This is my first time in /smg/ in years! Not gonna lie I really missed gambling with my anonfags and all the memes and stuff. GL bro, hope you exit well

Chronoshifted aggregation of the underlying(s)

Holy shit this green candle

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holding

Oof....

GLNK wins *again*?!

TOP
SIGNAL
I
G
N
A
LIGMA

End of month flows.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Liste here fuckface, it's obvious by that anons posts () he didn't know and doesn't grasp yet that all of the funds he poured into those puts are (as it stands now) are going poof on the day of expiry.
Does that anon strike you as someone who can handle a $20k hit without being in deep shit and quite possibly getting his other stuff liquidated?

ANNNNNND its gone

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+1.83%

I think analysts are building in whatever AMD is gonna do to embarrass NVIDIA. Also you know that shit is gonna collapse tomorrow that’s how Wall Street makes money

-0.11%

why bother even opening the market

0dte, basically

+0.87% but my SQQQ hedge is getting fucked

+5.36% ARM

0.45%+

7.19%+ YTD

$1772.84+

You ever heard of best of breed you fucking idiots?

yep

MARK MY WORDS

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-17.98%
Not as bad as yesterday's - 27%
Two more days like this and I'll start making money :-)

+2.05%

ADSK bros... we won

Maybe the anon bought on margin. He certainly earned a shout out on John Rocker’s next update.

SNIBBY
N
I
BB CAKES
B
SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

I SOLDED a bunch of STOOKS but still HOLD a fair amount of STOOKS because I can hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK of the ROOLER COOSTOOR TRACK TRACK TRACK and will BUY THA COMING CORRECTION DIPPARINO.

OMG I FORGOT TO SELL SOUN CALLS BEFORE EARNINGS! FUCK THEY GONNA CRASH FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!

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KODK

What the heck

Hahah you little funny frogman

1.74%

YTD: 2.96%

Thank you fake boobs and fake money saving me from fake uranium prices.

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waking up to the sound of your girlfriend in the bathroom down the hall farting loudly into the toilet bowl whilst pissing

I need to make it so I can get a bigger place

Now that PCE is over what's the next Bobo cope?

Kodak Explores Tapping Pension Fund’s $1.2 Billion Surplus

Uh... is that legal?

SOUN CHADS WTFWT!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKER
made a good call in the AUTOOMATIC DESKS

2.33%. Lot better than I expected.

Up 0.16%
Meh. At least I got my dividends.

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I purposely lose on my trades to acheive this goal.

Stonewall, is that you?

7.25

-0.17 -2.29%

After Hours Volume: 1

Based MarketWatch

That infographic needs a timestamp. Those numbers won't mean much after 2.8% daily inflation.

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fuck should have bought more dell

Not as far as I know!

i completely forgot to sell SOUN. welp. not too concerned, it will have a good earnings and rally in the morning

Thats me, my phone died so now i have a new ID. The 200 contracts that will expire tomorrow is all just profits from last month, so Im not gonna be homeless from losing them. I invest for fun and hope to make it big is all. Im just pissed because I made a bad call and now I wont get to go on a third vacation this year.

TOLD YOU BOYS DELL LEAPS WERE THE PLAY

DELL

DELL

DELL

DELL

DELL

DELL

DELL

If digits the mother of all crashes happens in March.

Bullish for nat gas. The universe is speaking to you.

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Does anyone even know what a Dell is or does?

Ah man, I wish I would've yolo'd in on this, I bought two at $95 strike expiring tomorrow. I sold my PLTR to afford it, all my other money was tied up.

We will have to see tomorrow.
Last two CPI were worse than expected. We dumped and then pumped.
PCE core was expected, though with +0,4% mom exceptionally bad

Not so good news is the core PCE (prior to April 2021) only came in above 0.42% two times since 1991 and not since October 2021. Today the core PCE rose by 0.4%.

Extremely bullish.

They make NIGGER BAFFLERS

Adell is a singer songwriter.

A singer I think

;-)

Beat you by 2 seconds. Git gud

Some place where farmers hang out in?

Fail
Who

Anybody else get tricked by the Jews into buying Paper Bitcoin derivatives when BTC was at $64,000?

not gonna click that

Zoomers will never know the fun of "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

What will we have to see tomorrow?

Redditors dumping their life savings into buttcoin 2 days ago couldn't have been a more obvious top signal

Actually that's a good point. Once IBIT or whatever gets an options chain, BITO will probably get delisted.

what the market does. I said last time cpi was bad. We dumped on that day and the next repumped. Maybe this time the opposite.

Didn’t they get all butthurt when that guy got busted with pot? That whole episode never made sense to me. His whole persona was silly/slacker/stoner in the commercials. Anyway Dell computers used to be pretty damn good. Don’t know anything about them now.

Being jewish yourself, how come youre not privvy to all the jewish tricks? Is it because you married a goy? A nip goy at that.

Dell candle

Why didn’t I buy

uhh NYCB bros?

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NYCB

uh oh stinky

Revenue down

EPS and net income BIGLY UP

Just how many people did they fire? Fuckin hell these big companies are living the dream. Taxes? What even is that, right?

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HOLY FUCK ITS ALMOST 20%
I HAVE A TON OF 135 LEAPS

These things are gonna be 4k a contract by April aren't they?

After theta and IV crush, I wonder what these are gonna be worth in AM? Fuck fuck fuck I shoulda bought more.

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Lmfao, Rocker fucked you all. You literally bought a failing bank. He has taken your bussies. Thanks for playing.

gookfu made me get baptized and now i can't make money on the markets

I havent been really paying attention to rocker but I thought he had said to buy puts on nycb not buy into it

Congratulations, you just made a 5 figure payday. How many LEAPs you got?

Gonna have to sacrifice her to moloch, baggie. Find your local rabbi and get to it.

02/26/24 NYCB Long (he owns it). Jewish finance websites promoting it as divvy stock (Currently $4, expects $10 in a year)

would

Way more than I should have desu

This shit is gonna run like SMCI did after their Q1

Hmmmm well what makes you think NYCB wont get a bailout?

*blocks you’re puts*

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the math on his call options suggests the stock needs to be at least $322.95 So i'm thinking closer to $350 since he's gonna make some money on his calls.

Silicon Valley and Signature Bank didn't.

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I see a bull flag, so yeah

My SOXL stack finna be called away

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DELL IS BOOMER TECH

MUH DIVIES

MUH SMCI

Kek I'm gonna be retired by next year. DELL and AMD are the new SMCI and NVDA

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MARA fucked my portfolio today. Nothing else mattered. There’s a lot of miner fuckery happening

I told /smg/ to buy DELL last week but muh low earnings in 2024 muh schwab didnt rate DELL. kek baggies

BUT BUT THE PE???? the heckinos !

Should have sold on 30 bruh

It's still pumpin after hours and I've no fucking idea why

And don’t forget first republic (FRCB). I’m bag holding 700 shares of that shit because I thought they would get a bailout.

Flat. I did buy another chunk in the dca retirement account though.

It has a bullflag kek

MARA fag too
I dunno wat to do... my instincts are telling me to baggie, but...
16% loss or wait for better times...

Just wait. It'll go back up soon

There were other factors at play there. I think NYCB has a much better chance of receiving a bailout. Source: jews.

I don't even know what I'm doing but +1.3%

weed gives increased heart attack risk

Tattoos linked to cancer rates

How do I profit from this? Medical stocks?

Mfw I bought 119 shares of NYCB today out of pure FOMO

Mfw I sold them to buy 0.6 shares of MSTR once I came to my senses

I'm something of a day trader myself.

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TDW

Nice. That son of a bitch is going to 100 this year.

How'd everyone's day go?

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kek is this the hot new vaxxie cope?

Just short normies. It's bloody incredible how normies love tats. I live in rural Scandinavia and damn near all zoomlettes have tats... it's horrible.
Also, we finna bigly pump tomorrow boys. Load up while you still can

I'm not sure desu but a bunch of MSM articles have been talking about them lately

Yeah I’m holding. 130 million shares traded today but check float size. This is classic manipulation

Bruh I work at Home Depot and a shitload of employees have tats and smoke vape in the breakroom.

Even the store manager and the CEMs/AMs have tattoos as well. Like what the fuck dude, I never liked the appeal of those things.

no divie

PASS
A
S
SHIPS SHOULD HAVE SWEET DIVIES

+9.06% AMD (all-in)

Thank you, Mommy!

+1.09%

Not bad at all!

Panera Bread was exempt from California’s $20 minimum wage law after owner reportedly donated to Gov. Newsom, per NYP

what kinda bullshit is that

S&P500 closed at an all time high

how much longer before the markets crash?

2 weeks

Should I sell my entire holdings of $SOUN at open? Or should I just take profit on this week’s earnings and hold at my original buy in dollar value?

Stock traders tend to be ugly. There was a study about this recently.

This bullrun could unironically go on for the next 3-5 years.

Marged never grashing, jud :DDD

investors.delltechnologies.com/static-files/12b9be7b-2d4c-4d63-b7d3-8bb467724952

Has anyone actually read DELL's financial report? Both their divisions - Infrastructure Solutions Group (ISG) and Client Solutions Group (CSG) - both delivered worse y/y revenue and operating income.
Yet the net income and EPS are WAY WAY higher. What kind of voodoo magic did they use to pay less taxes and increase the net income? I am guessing they fired personnel. Also their costs must have reduced. Fuckin hell this is crap.
I honestly believe they are pumping because of this:

backlog nearly doubling

I am still baffled how these companies can play around with the finances to increase their net results when revenue growth is negative and operating income is down. Just write something off... pay less taxes here and there. If I miss a single dollar on my taxes, I'd go to jail

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+0,63% :)

German frens, is it possible to sell options on Trade republic? I can only find the buy buttons.

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Let mexcians vote

State instantly becomes corrupt shithole

IQ and race aren't real and immigrants make the country better

lol.

Eventually they pay for it. It's why all the CEOs are dumping right now because they know what's coming.

We don't even know what the earnings are yet. Chill.

It looks like a fucking ape.

muh insider selling

CEOs are always selling, how do you think they get paid

No that's been the thing everyone's talking about lately. All the wealthy CEOs are selling non-insider stock now.

wait i thought they finished the earnings report an hour ago?

There is a alot of that
Coca Colas revenues are going nowhere for 10 years now, yet it somehow has a P/E of over 20

I live in rural Scandinavia and damn near all zoomlettes have tats... it's horrible.

When you get ripping drunk, how else will you find yourself in the parking lot?

Coca cola is literally everywhere. Of course there revenues are gonna stagnate, theyre already in nearly 100% of markets. Even the poorest 3rd world country sells coke products. If anything, they should expect revenues to go down as people become more health conscious, which has been trending for over a decade.

Try ten minutes. And I can't find anything on it yet. Aftermarket is down, but not driving off a cliff.

Could happen tomorrow could run for 7-10 years with short little 3-6 month Bear markets.

Sitting on the sidelines is akin to death might as well just buy something like a nice dinner with your girlfriend.

So who is going Costco calls with me pre earnings next week

They're in the middle of it now. Personally I think it's going to keep dumping so I would sell at market open, but it might have a small rally before then.

Yes, they have zero growth, which means there is no justification for such a high price

$60 is a high price??? How poor are you?

I do think they have a lot of long term potential with all the new corporate clients and AI hype. I bought at $3.80 so I can still take a lot of profit right now. I just don’t want to be caught holding bags during an AI crash. But if Q1 2024 earnings will reflect a lot of new clientele then maybe I only sell half

my average SOUN price is 4.74 with covered calls expiring tomorrow. Here's hoping we stay afloat

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Next

MIGRATE:

fuck you both

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Kek nevermind on the Costco calls, just checked the premiums, they're high af

the nominal price is differnet than the valuation of the company, stupid nigger
You have too look at revenue and income
now wonder you dont understand how high priced Coca Cola is

*no wonder

Get your shit together

amd's totally natural 90% gains in a single day because someone said "AI".

In less retarded news, the Loss cartoonist is retiring.

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S&P500 closed at an ATH in August 2020, when is it going to crash?

Its not possible! Only buying i think

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Ah great, maybe Vanguard will start allowing investors to buy btc etfs at the peak of the bull.