hello so uh, im a huge retard when it comes to crypto. I was last interested in it in 2018 but was too young and had no money to invest then and just now i started to make some basic income. my question is how do i even begin? where do i learn about this stuff, mind you im not the type of a retard that would instantly buy the top to start panic selling when it drops or whatever. So if any Anon BabbleCHADS would drop some stuff to read or help even in the slightest it would be greatly appreciated.
Hello so uh, im a huge retard when it comes to crypto...
Yes
thaks
Just keep buying the same amount regardless of price and hold. Only buy more than normal when it dips 10% or more.
Buy Aviator with all your funds
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but how thoughie what do i use which is not completely pozzed. Im not into listening to youtube gurus faggots.
dont worry im not even going to try buying it right now, imma wait for it to drop like every 4 years then buy when it hits the lowest of the low or whatever
come on Anon Babble i just want a tiny bit of guidance for the future
Pick an asset you like and buy it from a trusted exchange on schedule. The only research required is in the initial setup (fees, local laws, kyc, does your bank work, etc).
Dollar cost averaging is the easiet investment strategy if you have consistent income.
by trusted exchange you mean like
Once you have money in the game you will naturally learn the other stuff as you go.
Candle wick charts
Spread percent
How to setup stop losses
Leveraging if your into gambling profits
Exit strategy and tax plan
Here's a good place to start, from the current market leader.
blog.chain.link
Thats where you need to research. I can tell you an exchange and it may not work in your country or get blocked by your bank. Just look up the most trusted one for your situation.
Also people on biz will shill chainlink. It hit $40+ one time and they're chasing the dragon. I wouldn't entertain it.
thanks a lot bro, im going to learn stuff before i do anything and will probably start lurking here regularly trying to get the hold of whats going on. wish i wasnt that kind of a young retard years ago when i was thinking of crypto lol. but nonetheless really thank you. but for the last question to not waste your time no more, are there any pozzed exchanges from which i should stay the fuck away?
put your life savings in doge
I got you nigga buy a new cycle Altcoin I'm talking about an altcoin that came out in 2022 at the earliest. Then dump your net worth into it. The bull run is quite front run right now but we should have a halvening dump soon. Dump it all there and sell in several months. Boom literally retard proof
Im from the states and I used Binance US and Coinbase. I also bought some BTC on cashapp before they required KYC (giving ID).
I dont know of any to avoid unfortunately. I wish you luck.
I got you nigga buy a new cycle Altcoin I'm talking about an altcoin that came out in 2022 at the earliest. Then dump your net worth into it. The bull run is quite front run right now but we should have a halvening dump soon. Dump it all there and sell in several months. Boom literally retard proof
I've written a big ass document on all the types of tokens and how you can evaluate them on the perspective of software. Are you going to read If I send it to you? It is a almost a year old, but it did the trick for me.
sure i will
Nevermind nigga I hope you stay sidelined this entire bullrun
i might go with binance desu, anyways i live in europoorstan and last years been rough with literally no money left for investments so i decided to ignore everything related to crypto and shit but i want to change it
retard
Buy alts, and do it soon, as in this week, or even today. It won't be long at all before they run. Allow me to spoonfeed you low caps that I expect to run hard in the following months.
KNDX
AGRS
PEAS
VEC (vector reserve, the eigenlayer one)
ORDS (highest conviction, biggest bag)
INS (inscribe, the BRC20 one)
OPSEC
METAL (second biggest bag)
ORAI
BAI
MOZ
All in the juiciest narratives: AI, DePIN, DeFi gaming, BRC20, Eigenlayer. I know this list is just a scramble of letters to you now but if you really do your research you'll realize just how much potential they have.
This is honestly just embarrassing.
Does nobody care about blockchain projects actually doing anything valuable any more?
she didnt deliver
baka
Did you do your research, anon?
Also, anything highly profitable will hardly EVER be backed by actual value. It's just how markets work. But if you want value, I would suggest TAO
Homie, there are dog meme coins worth billions. All that matters is marketing and nothing else.
Wait a moment, I'm translating it.
blockchain
valuable
Ahahahaah crypto is nothing but a framework for ponzi schemes built on marketing. Literally the only way we are trying to make it here is by being early to a ponzi scheme that reaches normies. No there is no cool utility. No there is no cutting edge tech. No nobody needs a fucking digital arcade token on le hecking blockchain. Its all just retardation. Buy a coin you like and hope more people buy it after you.
If you want short term quick gains, then gamble into any or all of the shitcoins recommended here.
You'll probably lose everything, but that's what this is.
If you can wait a few years, get into Bitcoin ASAP.
Your odds of doing well will be much higher.
Ideally, you'd buy Bitcoin when it's at the bottom of a downturn and everybody says it's dead for good this time.
But whatever. The second best time to buy is now.
Yeah i dont think that i would be buying bitcoin NOW, or maybe just a little if it will keep on going up then sell if i make a tiny bit out of it. I will certainly buy when it hits the low again and then hold hold hold
Here, anon. Take a look. I think it is the basic of the basic here. There is some pretty interesting stuff that you can do with crypto, specially with projects that make infrastructure for crypto. I still have to add more to the projects that are related to RWAs and Depin, which are the current trends.
Also, ask me questions on it. I plan on making a knowledge base on IPFS to share here later so retards can at least get some information before making decisions.
You will have to download the file to see it, gofiles do not want to open it locally.
To the anon
you put in trojan didnt you
I did not I swear. Open it in safe mode if you don't trust me.
I just didn't want to make a link which would doxx me, so I converted to PDF.
I don't understand.
You're making anon download and open a local PDF, but I can't find the malware link in it.
So, like why?
If you were going to be this boring, you could have just linked to a page on your notion (which you still have links to and which totally doxxes you btw.)
yeah im just joking. im reading it now, but since im a total newbie dont expect much feedback kek
Buy a hard wallet.
Choose an exchange.
Buy and hold BTC.
Everything else is literal digital ponzis. The use case for non-BTC crypto is extremely limited and has basically no future.
You won’t listen to me but you’ll wish you did.
Let's just ignore the links part, all right? I missed these, fuck.
I was last interested in it in 2018
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