/smg/ - Stock Market General

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Live CNBC stream:

newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

Pre-Market Data and Live data:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
finance.yahoo.com

know bitcoin is a scam that will eventually go to 0

still participate in it

it do be like that

BTC 60k

also is anyone c3.ai gambling?

First for female natural gas

Selling calls starting right....

MSFT
MELI
NVDA
LAAC
LUNR
You will NOT make it without these companies.

Puts

smg

first 2 posts are about bitcoin

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Do I buy MSFT/ Costco or TQQQ? $40k

do you guys think it's still worth getting in COIN?
i'm thinking me asking this might be a top signal but who knows

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

I wouldn't touch any crypto related stuff right now (COIN, miners) til after the halving personally

BIG BROS
Probably tripple digits gains today

just a few hundred

lol jesus christ I'm not paying a woman that much money. Some zoomer bitch will blow me after I buy her a hamburger. I just don't know how to make the connection, dating apps suck.

How bout that dow huh

I fucking hate these cryptofaggots so much, I'll throw a party when their ponzi collapses and it all goes to zero. They deserve to lose everything because of their stupidity.

Idk hut8 and clsk don’t look too bad

Yes definitely. It is going to $400 easily. I bought and sold the first big rally and then bought back in at $140. COIN is expensive as fuck P/E wise but if BTC goes up 5x and the alts go too over the next 1-2 years then COIN is cheap right now.

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

Sure thing, bro. Keep trying. Keep paying for dating apps' plans and boosts that will surely land you free 10/10 zoomette pussy.

i can feel it

SPY has been crabbing for the past two days, and earnings this week are pretty boring. Crypto is also hitting ath so its not surprising.

elaborate

...now.

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BANGBANGBANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

LOOOK AT HER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's joever

1 second late

Crabby slightly red day.

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mad cuz bad

oil breaking 80 soon

inflation bros we are SO back

Yes. When Kathie sold recently was a great time, but it still has hardly moved. Plenty of room to go up. Understand the company is scary with its bear market losses, but it's true that they have labor force they can cut when they need to; they demonstrated it.

It´s over

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D'UH

D'UH

D'UH

D'UH

D'UH

D'UH

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

*crack*

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Kek

is that human cigarette gregory mannarino?

Love me some bangs

has the anon who went all in and bought SNOW and ADSK calls roped yet?

That move on the S&P couldn't look more fake

Cool it with the antisemitism, pal

Why did they pick a g that almost looks like a q?

Which part of "I'm not going to pay for it" are you not understanding?? Do none of you actually know where to pick up zoomer chicks without paying?

Youre talkin about it

Beyond Meat lost -$2.4 per share in a single quarter, when their shares were worth less than $8. CEO tells everyone he's going to try to improve margins and stock shoots up 50%.
In what world does this make sense?

WE LIKE MEN HERE YOU RETARD

Is KO going out of business?

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What's wrong, buddy? Did your free 20 daily swipes expire already?

Bros help what do I do. I have SOUN calls due Friday, and puts due next week. Should I sell my calls and buy more puts? Or hope it rallies a bit and then sell?

Lmao, thanks for reminding me of the discussion in the previous thread:

You are hoping with 70 some 20 year old will suck your dick (with passion). That's a risky bet.

I hate that bullshit, I would intentionally not buy it for that reason alone.

Challenging

I'm married. No I don't know where zoomer girls hangout, weirdo.
If it aint pepsi, i aint drinkin it

You seem like a Faygo or RC man, my man.

looking slurpable

You should buy developed markets and emerging markets small cap value ETFs, but you're not going to do that because you're not a smart investor, so go ahead and buy expensive stocks or a meme ETF that tracks the most expensive tech stocks at the peak of a mania.

RED

WHAT'S HAPPENED?

VKTX literally cured obesity

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Royal Cola

Indeed a delicious beverage. Good eye, my friend.

The market has the attention span of a goldfish.

Last week - AI
This week - crypto

good morning /smg/
my SQQQ doin a lil sumthn

free and partying etc

Normofag got shr3kt and I'm supposed to care? Hmm, life's a bitch eh.

Maybe in clubs and bars? Where the normofags are? The fact you are asking where young women are tells a lot about your past

oil

Two big levels down, 79.77 is the last stop before it powers into the 80s.

My brand spanking new 100 shares of PFE doin a lil sumthin

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YOU

fuck this gay company

Luca Blight

I never managed to get through that multiphase boss fight

ctrl f

no monero general

What is going on here? Is monero going to start absorbing the crypto market after this cycle and there is some accumulation activity?

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red day

yeah I'm thinking I should touch some grass

What are we thinking for monster earnings? Puts or calls? Personally leaning towards puts.

UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY MADE A DOOKIE

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do we like RUN?

haha told you faggot get fucked nerd

prepare your anus QQQ baggies

ctrl+f NVDA

1 result

Its fucking over isnt it

Verification not required.

oh well, just dumped $30 into a put, I'll keep it until expiry on march 15, we'll see

make the right call on a penny stock

...

only 4x when I could've gone all in on NVDA

I chose right with ACMR but I still lost out

You think it will hit 3 by EOM?

or you could have listened when I told you it was a slam dunk earnings play but you hate money

What's up dog?

Time to buy some SOXL calls?

remember...

jpow hasnt even begun rate cuts yet

the melt up hasnt even started

*snif sniff sniff sniff*
[Exhales]

Haha, no that would be completely insane. They don't even report earnings until March.

Yes - puts now

Yes, but the fun of NVD is only just beginning.

getting banner ads on unrelated websites trying to sell me leveraged NVDA ETFs

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Where the fuck is baggie? I expected him to be in here bragging about his puts

Where's the PRICK who laughed at me when I told him to buy SOXS??
HUH? WHERE THE FUCK THIS NIGGA @???
WHAT NOW, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

More like the consoomer can still afford food and rent while maxxing out only single digits of credit cards, the Weimar Cataclysm hasn't even begun.

Yeah I spent my early dating years running on shit advice about women. Didn't want to give in to hookup culture and avoided situations that might just end up in casual sex. But here I am ten years later regretting it and wanting to smash young strange.

NVD does need to bootstrap liquidity. -1.5x *is* objectively superior to NVDS' -1.25x.

This post NOT sponsored by either ETF sponsor.

Still holding NVDA 3/15 $800 calls. I just don't see the bear case. I think all we're seeing this week is consolidation. If I'm completely wrong I lose half my realized NVDA profits.

Anyone else just always laugh their ass off at Chinese company names?

My math says credit card defaults reach deeply concerning levels this time next year.

He switched to long. That was the top signal.

Im gonna have to roll my contracts on friday for 825c and 850c that I bought a few days ago after the pump to $800. Im feeling the pain now. -88%

who is this semen demon?

just wait until the fed realizes they should have rolled back earlier and does the fastest rate cuts in history fucking the system ...again.

I thought he didnt sell his puts tho

Having company names that sound prestigious and aristocratic is a no-go nowadays. You are only allowed to name your company Ring Ding or something based off of a Tolkien plot device.

GDP

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That looks like my mom's friend Kristi

Who all is buying Hims dick pills? The boomers will want to get in after it was mentioned on Mad Money.

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how can I invest in NEOM, Saudi Arabia´s dystopian coorporation

NIG VIDEO

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SI went up 2% instead of covering at $3.5, still at 0.5 book 0.03 sales

Hey guys. I need my money within 6-8 months because I plan on buying a home. Should I buy an SP500 index fund or continue to keep my money in HYSA/T-bills?

he fomo'ed

On January 29, 2019, the Saudi government announced that it had established a closed joint-stock company named Neom.[8] The company is wholly owned by the Public Investment Fund and is solely dedicated to developing the economic zone of Neom.[9]

-en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neom

انتهى.

nevermind it's lauren bobert, they're both gilfs no doubt

Where's that little faggot with the NVDA calls?
youtube.com/watch?v=qmRzbKNbTsY

If you need the money in 5 years or less you should not buy stocks.

I'd go with the savings account, yeah. 5% is a large fraction of historical stock market returns anyway and the S&P this year is in for some chop.

Watching data is actually worse than just looking at economic news which also are bad. Literally meaningless

BTC moons

Only MARA in the green

Just publish your earnings already, faggots. We already know you're gonna $0.00 this quarter.

Depends on how much you need. If you need a large amount, no. If you just want to have somewhere to store some cash with prospects of having a couple hundred more in half a year sure. Index funds are for long term. If you want fast cash go gamble in crypto or try selling options (if you're not retarded)

GLNK

Watching data

For me it's the Chinese sellers on Amazon that are always called KoolBabyTech or something similarly retarded.

But remember it's literally a "check the volume" situation. Be careful when $100k pushes a thing up 10%, because $50k can rug it 40%.

Is the market just going to be this boring forever?

I'm getting major FOMO cause I see how much I could've made if I had money in the market rather than a T-bill.

Who here got browned.com by Cocoa?

reminder that only NVDA shareholders will have access to the first generation RTXchan AI powered anime sexbots coming out in 2026, they are literally making anime real

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GDP just tells us NVDA is cashing checks to fill data centers and Joe Biden is spending the last fiscal stimulus America will ever enjoy before its default.

You gotta focus on the right data, like treasury auction tails and inflation nowcasting (which is derived mainly from gasoline/UGA).

that's the opposite of what you should feel

You probably are a POORFAG with 5k just buy whatever you want LOSER

Here's an important lesson: markets usually top (short or long term) when the last of the last dumb, idle money finally capitulates and buys in with their last dollar. They've seen all the green and done the very last movement to bid stocks up.

Think about what happens next.

Miners eating shit for whatever reason

It's ok, you didn't Texas hedge with OJ, did you?

I mean, you instead hold BOIL calls. Right?

Alright I think you guys are right. Gonna just continue. I will just max out my wife and I's Roth IRAs I guess.
Nope. That's why it is eating at me, because I realize how much I could have earned if I had been more risky.

I wonder if the SKYT shill broke even yet

Is Orange Juice going out of business?

In nominal or real terms?

COIN

Hey guys, do EVs have less distance/capability on highways (Autobahn). If I go 100% Autobahn it display LESS kilometres.

So a new car 332km max distance with full battery.

My old Mercedes w204 from 2008 can do about 900-950km I think on a full tank. Yes, it has less horse power, but it's still nice.

You can also shift the outside temperature for different results on distance

With -10C° which is I think -40Fahrenheit, you can do 245km!

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and the S&P this year is in for some chop

not this year chud

With -10C° which is I think -40Fahrenheit, you can do 245km!

-10C is 14F
Funnily -40F is exactly -40C

Mighty fine day to not be a
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INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
MAKEUP'S FOR CLOWNS

HEY BUDDY
CHECK NI, GGE, and RS
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He'll have to come up with an excuse for some SPR dumps pronto is all I can say.

as for your actual question they probably have less range as you increase velocity, the same happens for normal cars since your drag increases, among many other things
cars usually have an efficiency sweet-spot around 60 to 80kph, check your manual

Thats not very funny

Oh, ok. That is weird. I thought it was primarily some kidn of shifted system, by about 30-40C.
Cause I think 40Fahrenheit is 4C

Fahrenheit is a more precise degree measurement
The individual units are 'smaller' than Celsius degrees

From my experience the sweet spot on my car is about 90-100kmh in the 6th gear. With that I have about 5-5,5 litres per 100km.

F = 9/5C + 32

This is financial and weather advice.

NVDA and a bunch of other shit just bouncing around between the lower Bollinger band and VWAP. Bunch of fucking trash.

yes by buying a bag holder for the last 3 years

To go from C to F multiply by 1.8 then add 32.
0C -> 32F
10C -> 50F
100C -> 212F

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY

5 new posts

Yeah, I guessed it's a formula after his comment on -40F being -40C but 40F being 4C

I wonder if we could invent something smaller than a whole number... like a part of it... a fraction maybe...

You should buy developed markets and emerging markets small cap value ETFs, but you're not going to do that because you're not a smart investor, so go ahead and buy expensive stocks or a meme ETF that tracks the most expensive tech stocks at the peak of a mania.

I took my parents 401ks and put it in these companies plus Costco adobe Netflix and regular companies we see all the time. It came back 45%+ in a year

bro just put it in a mining company

Fuck off boomer

I am an incredibly comfy LAAC holder

be me

priced out

mfw

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mstr

0 results

im so fucking early its unbeliable

F degrees are fractions of C degree
1C to 2C is same as 33.8F to 35.6F
F degrees are more precise than C degree
The only reason we dont all use F is because Chemistry/Physics uses Kelvin/C as a baseline

Please god no don't let it be so I just drank all I had left this morning I won't make it to the store in time

She turned herself into a pickle
Funniest shit I have ever seent

make sure to change your pfp to have red glowing eyes

citrus crop is going to be great this year because of all the rain they got in florida retard.

you are a literal retard

Switch to bean broth.

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t. you at 30k, 40k, 50k, 60k, 70k, 80k, 90k, 100k, 110k 120k, 130k, 140k, 150k, 160k, 170k, 180k, 190k, 200k, 210k, 220k, 230k, 240k, 250k, 260k, 270k, 280k, 290k, 300k, 310k, 320k, 330k, 340k, 350k, 360k, 370k, 380k, 390k, 400k, 410k, 420k, 430k, 440k, 450k, 460k, 470k, 480k, 490k, 500k, 510k, 520k, 530k, 540k, 550k, 560k, 570k, 580k, 590k, 600k+++++++

It will crab till fed pivots in Sept. I hate crypto but with how the markets going I’m intrigued.

UNH? More like GUH!

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smartass against the trend buys chink shit instead of nvda

t. you since many months ago

The pivot already happened anon they won't dare raise again, do you mean cut?

baggie says slurp the juice?

I'm not referring to The Bitcoin, anon. I'm referring to "the market"; NVDA has been hard carrying QQQ and SPY but is now rolling over as the dumbest of dumb money finished bidding it to the moon.

Slurp WTI?

but what about second pivot?

The metric system is designed by retards for retards. a base 12 or 60 numbering system would result in less calculations requiring the usage of decimals.

MSFT just went green

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DCAing into ticker SEA might have just become a new one of my CASH PARKERS along with OILK, UMI, and XOM. I am strongly considering TRMD but am afraid it is on the high side for that. Kick ass fuckin DIVIE tho.

Are you fucking delusional, economy looks good. Issue is it’s too strong, no pivot for a while. What pol does to a motherfucker. 2 more weeks…

retard baggie replies to me

retard opinion

color me surprised

no retard, there's going to be so many oranges the single chink ladies are going to be throwing them in the river with their phone numbers written on them, while the incels go swimming looking for blind dates.

Heard the market is red today. Oh, well, doesn't sound like a very BIG problem.

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If I'm so retarded, why are the N*Vydia put options I bought Monday printing day after day? Oh I forgot, europoors can't even fathom a single US stock is worth more than their entire equities market.

Quick how many gallons are 30oz?

To me it’s not a pivot till your facing the other direction, this is a stall. Maybe a mid pivot?

you are an absolute madman

I hate this faggot baggot but he's correct. precision> accuracy everytime

WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS BUY HIGH, WHY WHY WHY, WHY CAN'T I BUY LOW JUST ONE UFCKING TIME

its about 5/16ths

Now I’m curios if that’s true but google won’t tell me the market cap of the who Euronext, just the company that owns it.

I get the market is a boring piece of shit, but arguing about measurement units is a new low for smg. Perhaps this is a sign the crab is ending?

A webpage says it is 0,23xx
5/16 is 0,31

Does that mean the river will be OJ? Should we slurp OJ and the river itself?

Lrn2JUSTSITANDBREATHE while you wait on OIL to get to a nice BUY price. Might take days, might take weeks, might take MOONTHS, but who cares?
JUST
BREATHE

BIG is going to 500M mc and then reddit baggies will pump us further

I said quick.

skill issue and FOMO

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Why is BYND going up still >:(
I should've set the strike date for my puts later than Friday kek

WTI above 80 isn't exactly fighting the Fed, but it is fighting Xi Jinping and Dark Brandon.

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
HIS NAME IS MIKE SAYLOR AND HE BUYS BITCOINS! OOOOOOOOOOooooOooooo God bless you Papa Saylor may you be blessed with the spirit of Satoshi may God protect you forever and ever godspeed Mike Saylor and bitcoins. May the fiat ponzi scheme collapse because it has always been a scam a rich man's trick to take away poor man's purchasing power and erode his wages l.

WHA TTHE FUCK WAS THAT

Also: The market now rests here to pump tomorrow on higher than expected numbers, cause they won't matter since the FED won't cut in march anyways (same thing in january CPI, same thing in january FOMC, same thing in feb CPI)

higher inflation

but it doesn't matter cause Fed won't hike

but it doesn't matter cause we know Fed won't cut March

It would only matter if it would affect June, which the market will just ignore and the Fed is such a bitch anyways, that they will cut even if inflation is high

No, anon, that's exactly the problem. A strong economy that keeps driving up oil, which drives up inflation. That both pisses off voters and heems the Fed's planned rate hikes (strangling the market).

Biden needs an excuse to dump the SPR pronto.

You need to take higher quality plays and calm down. You didn't get here in this manner. You wont walk away in this manner. I can "hear" the spaz in your tone. Stop it. Stop. It. S.t.o.p.i.t.

30 ounces are not enough gallons, we're going to need more retard.

Since I've seen what faggots the fed are, I could actually expect them to cut in June even if inflation comes in higher, maybe even if it above 3% as long as the

disinflation meme

also when measuring liquids you should use cups, ounces are for weight and liquids can have different viscosities, so arbitrarily using the weight of water, to convert into a volume is retarded, just use the fucking volume measurements.

you're not gonna have a webpage in the groves.
only a stick and some dirt

You can meme some of the voters, some of the time. It is much more difficult to meme the bond market, or people setting prices in grocery stores.

Thoughts on PDD?

not liking the market action today, too much flim flam and moving towards defensive stuff
with PCE coming tomorrow i think i'm gonna get out of most of my overnight holdings

18 cups into gallon then, please.

People meme a lot about huge Chink companies being scams worth $0, but PDD and Temu might actually be scams worth $0.

Its no BABA, but it will probably pump bigly the next couple years.

In 6 months, 90% of everyone's portfolio will be Bitcoin

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1 gallon and 1 pint.

I too don't often agree with baggot but composite numbers are better.

no dividend

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Why would LUNR go up? Is there a new contract on the horizon or what

Fuck you, retard. I wanted it in numbers and not some bullshit galon+pint sum. I don't even know how much a pint is. Bullshit system

a pint is 2 cups m8

ACMR

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I want it in gallons.

okay its 1 gallon and half a quart

SOXL

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Why are my nvideo puts going down sars.

You mean 1,125 gallons? was is so hard?

*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

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Just bought the UNH dip.

RGTI

up 75% on this little computer

This for sure, I'd far sooner go 100% into TRMD.

$laac bro how high we going and when?

what the fuck are we going to do with over eleven hundred gallons?

Honda will introduce a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle that can also be recharged, becoming the first Japanese automaker to bring the technology to market, per Bloomberg.

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XLK>QQQ

fill a hot tub and make a cannibal stew

Okay but how does AI fit into this?

up next; How much does a bit coin weigh.

UK yield curve un-inverting kek

Why did i short tesla

Doesn't toyota already do this in California or is the recharging portion the difference here?

BOXX

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Full-stack quantum computing services

Extremely Italian name

So is there an actual business here or?...

I dont know about the new mirai but the old one was strictly an h2 vehicle, which is retarded. They should have built it as an ev with h2 range extension.

BREAKING: Intel slashes dividend to 0 and cancels all fab projects to focus on buying NVDA shares.

Oh, right, you americans set a dot.

AI project

Aiming at what?

As does the rest of the world except for Africa

pumping the equity

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trannies investigating unh for antitrust violations

this causes ci to dump for some reason

Thanks for the chance to slurp more CI Senator Warren

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time to go for a run outside in this nice weather. thanks HAARP for blessing us with some sun

Very true

Because you wanted to feel smart by being cynical. However if you're underwater, you are actually slow on the uptake and not great at picking short targets.

ev with h2 range extension

Why has no one done this unironically?

What the effin hell happened to my oil bags?!

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I dunno, ev's are pretty retarded. Hybrids was always the way to go.

The curveball to watch for is if they talk about "saving Medicare" by opening enrollment to people under 65.

what is the bobo thesis on tsla? the cybertruck looks gay?

AI
no

Why is BTC pumping while indexes are crabbing? When is it going to be our turn smg sisters?

cybertrucks will be available at Big Lots in 2025 for 75% off.

They outta use natural gas considering it's almost free right now

The best way to save Medicare is to only offer euthanasia as the treatment for every ailment after the age of 72.

I think we should offer euthanasia as a treatment to you, at your current age.

In fact, we should mandate it.

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make sure to flip my burgers bobo

AI

Damn I can’t wait

and forgo the millions of tax dollars you fucks can milk me for over the next 40-50 years? no wonder the country is fucked.

BOBO

AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
LITTLE BOY
LITTLE BOY
DAYYYYYYYYYMNNNNNNNNNNN

NVDA green, the market is saved.

ah yeah the age of intangibles has finally started.

Fuck off poojeet nigger scum

We know the government will never get a dime because you've socked all your money away in a rabbi trust.

I thought we were due... it's like a never ending bad dream

/smg/ is surprisingly calm today as BTC pumping goes crazy .

NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

we dont care about shitcoins

its carrying my portfolio the last two days

my FBTC doing a lil sum sum that is making me happy

whites and jews

ftfy

BTC reaching ATH is the ultimate top signal.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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they are all sidelined trying to cope by attempting to sound smart

Sup negros, anyone know of a reliable inverse leveraged crypto ETF? This is too good to not bear out on.

otherwise, it is another boring day with popping penny stock

stfu retard

NIGGERS can't be whites

whites can't be NIGGERS

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FAGGOT
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TROON

No but several exchanges let you short or long with retarded leverage if that's what you're into. Or at least they used to.

Checked

Who is the niggerjew who just bought 5 million NVDA shares in 15 minutes?

btc about to break out is the top signal

you either are low iq or want to buy lower

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last famous words

me

Asking this basic of a question

You are stepping in front of a freight train without knowing its speed.

this year, finally bought spy and will continue. I'll still pick individual companies I like but limit them to 5% of my port, also keeping cash on the sideline and 20% 2x semis

janitor applications can not come soon enough
i'll happily ban all of you

off topic

futures

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animebait

Anon Babbletards

faggots for free.
FOR MOTHERFUCKING FREE!

I don’t think I’ll ever own BTC. I don’t really understand what it is, but investing in it sounds like speculation on a commodity to me. I have no idea how to even buy/store it directly. If I did buy it I’d have to buy it via an etf or derivative instrument.

Faggot nigger

memey buzzword; Use it to deny, gaslight, fraud, or just generate general-use mysticism from retarded redditors, shareholders, etc.

BAD DATA IS GOOD DaTA
GOOD DATA IS GOOD DATA
MMHMMM

imagine how a weak faggot like yourself will sweat and cry once the withdrawal sets in after being iprangebanned for a few days
you better how your best behavior from now on

I feel like the rug is gonna get pulled out from under this shit tonight or over the weekend. Every idiot from my HS with a lip ring and a Honda Civic with neon lights is dumping their life savings into this shit right now. Its gotta crash soon.
Checked and most likely, kek.
I understand its going fast. I think too many idiots are pumping this. I want to capitalize on it.

we dont care about shitcoins

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I understand its going fast.

RSI is not a turning point.

I think it's got room left to run before the halvooooning but if it were me I'd definitely be out of BTC sometime next month, for sure.

I don’t think I’ll ever own BTC. I don’t really understand what it is, but investing in it sounds like speculation on a commodity to me.

fair. I saw there are faggots like NATGAS and OIL, and thought /smg/ may like BTC as another commodity.
You can just ETF and don't actually own BTC.

I'm not apologizing.

I'm thinking h2 will probably be the next big car craze once the methods of holding pressurized h2 becomes as easy as a fuel tank.

I've actually been eyeing a possible h2 market explosion should old man biden make it to the next term. What with the clean energy push. I'm just not sure what specifically I would go into. Linde is too far out of reach for me and the others all just seem to be bad at maintaining any form of profits.

just buy mstr and enjoy the leverage, you don't need to understand it at this point, just buy or cry

eat shit

reported

EVEN CAPO DEL CRYPTO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

since you wanna be a jannie so much maybe you should know the rules

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