/smg/ stock market general

Hell, I own some MNTS and that fucker's still not dead. That's another zero revenue spaceco that should've gone bankrupt months ago. The fact LUNR grabbed some headlines means it'll at least get some lifeline contracts or buyout offers.

That guy sold when it broke 200. Doesn't look like a good slurp.

physical delivery of bottled female natural brappy gas

...because the market sure won't.

Don't forget to order your bathwater too Anon so you can stay hydrated while chasing the brap coomer dragon!

Is it too late to go in on MSTR or is there still time?

Am I missing something or is there nothing exciting happening until the FOMC? I have 3k burning a hole in my pocket and I want a good swing play. Missed the SKYT and HIMS earnings pops but who the fuck could have predicted that.

who's the lucky retard?

Hey I just received a reminder of my ill fated late stage Canadian dude weed gambles. 2017 was gangbusters but that late 2018 to 2019 chop wasn't so profitable for me. Anyway, there is a class action lawsuit against one of those companies going on now as I guess the company made bearish statements during that time. The wording is "materially false, misleading, or omitted material information" etc. Since I got this notice it means a settlement was reached, company ordered to pay some 2.9 milly out to shareholders during this period. So I guess maybe I get 5 dollars or something. The funny part is I'm pretty sure I made money on this trade back then. Company was iAnthus.

Poor ole futures bobos. Out there getting jewed as we shitpost

i think this was just a google problem

YEAH

Made some good plays today. But my best play was ordering 20 chicken wings at $0.75 per and coming home to play pikmen 4 and eat cookies. Also fuck the Jannies for range banning my local pub so I can't shit post while eating wings and drinking ginger ale anymore

it has positive EPS and is a space tech company no chance it's going to zero
the dump was probably some bears taking huge profits and the news that the moon craft tipped over

saw 12 packs of BRCC expresso cans for 4 bucks a pack at OLLI
I don't think things are going well for them

You may as well go in on BITX, it's less schizo. Or miners and BITO calls.

BITW if you want security.

if you say so

I have 3k burning a hole in my pocket and I want a good swing play

this is why I use the COMFY money market core position in Fidelity, I don't care too much about uninvested cash if I'm getting interest

I need to pause for a breather after making the mistake of going to her linkedn.

With so much jewry in the media how are we supposed to know when it's actually time to go short?

Yep, depending of course.

fuck i was baking. next time i guess

Yup fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

HIMS is a good company that got way oversold while having solid financials. If you want to catch the next one, you probably want to start with that combo.

Eh I don't really give a shit about $40 in interest when I can probably swing that $3k for a good 5-10%. I'd rather have it available asap instead of having to sell out of something else.

Texan anon here, howdy ya'll! How do I profit off of this?

Yes, but then I got distracted. I was doing a lot of reading this weekend and didn't do much else. I will make one, not sure when. I'm working 12 hour days all this week so i'm already wiped out just from one day.
Pretty easy to pump the markets when as a government you are aggressively spending money you don't have and growing the deficit and increasing inflation. Nobody is going to hold cash because we are heading towards Venezuela tier currency destruction.
It went up 152% in a month so a hard dip doesn't surprise me. Hoping they get a NASA contract or something.

Oooooooo

Fed speaker

Home prices

Yeah tomorrow is going to go solid red in the afternoon. Thanks anon

Who is the absolute nigger that did a gme dark one bake last thread

Penicillin?

Lot of shit on wednesday

Unless you own homebuilders or CRE/regional bank bags, you will find those things very irrelevant, anon. We had like five times as many Fed speakers on Friday.

No, "Ooo ooh, Temu" is PDD.

Is there any downside to stocks that trade on the "pink sheets"? I'm not talking about garbage stocks or penny stocks, but some stocks listed on foreign exchanges you can buy in USA on OTC/pink sheets

Oh I do find them irrelevant but I expect a bunch of schizo algorithms and retail retards to pile on and try to make it bearish for like 15 minutes. I also expect all the Fed speakers coming up to say hawkish bullshit, as always. Overall I'm bullish but I do want to try a good bear swing play.

Oof three Fed speakers. Guaranteed algo chop.

Indeed
Beaners

It’s sitting on the 3month 200ma. I presume it’s doing well on the books with the 4 Super Bowl commercials . Perhaps it’s time to load up on leaps.

Sure am glad I sold at 414.31 this morning thanks to that SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING of C. Warren needs to watch NATGAS and buy a shitload of BOIL and the right time then buy a shitload of KOLD when he sells the big spike up get them ROOKIE NUMBERS poomped.

I doubt you NATGAS people even have $400 for a share of Berk B

Would dump GOOGL for MSFT any day.
Google is an advertisement firm at this point

Buffett is essentially just waiting to die since his buddy kicked the bucket. The dude is 93 years old. If he quits drinking coke and eating mcdonald's everyday, he might make it to 100, but even I doubt that. Charlie only made it to 99 and he was a much healthier guy.

I ran out of shits to give at my job. Help.

Coast, no job is worth caring about.

I doubt ur mom's muff is picrel free

Prepare yourself to not have an income. It's only a matter of time before you get fired.

Pce

people

it's one guy

I think it's two atleast.

Where do you work? I'm hoping it's not DQ

You're one NIGGERFAGTARD, there's at least 5 besides me and I could describe each right here, but the bible says not to throw your pearls before NIGGERS.

I want a new job or to move up my job is damn easy and stress free. Should I chase a small raise or enjoy dicking off all week for 80k

lets just give up and fuck our sisters

enjoy dicking off all week for 80k

The choice is clear. Do that, live frugally, and Lrn2NATGAS AND OIL with your trading mooney.

I chose dicking around for less $. It affords me more time to trade during the day and I have zero stress now.

Let me regale you with the story of the Mongolian Mining Corp...

I fomo'd into PANW, Nancy wouldn't dump on me would she?

Yea that's what imma do. Got almost all my work done for the week already today. Prob be done by Wednesday morning kek

zero stress

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EAT SHIT THOUGH FAGGOT I HAD A WHOLE FUCKING SHARE OF BRK.B

That’s hilarious.
MSFT or UPRO
I keep wondering what the next 2017 weed play will be. What’s some new industries.
What are the odds of a Anon posting CP at the same pub you go too. What kind of place is it?

They also have incredibly sketchy financials, the same business model as WISH, and will get gigaheemed if China tensions tick up even a little bit (because that means Trump or Biden will suddenly "inflation adjust" international shipping rates)

sheeeeeeeeeeit

Did Warren check into a hospital or something? It was up like 5% pre-market.

Can't, she lives a thousand miles away and she's a dyke.

Quiet quitting, traditional job search, or overemployment. Those are probably your best options.

Can you narrow down your industry/job/experience level? And maybe why you no longer give a shit about your job.

Yeah it shot way up at 4am then started tanking later in the morning, I suppose because Warren said he's not expecting to do anything big anytime soon and doesn't expect to outperform much.

Bitcoin up. Dxy down. You’ll only get mugged if you go downtown. Pce soon don’t be a troon. We can’t keep partying like baboons

jannies must have taken a paycut dear lord

baboons

Oh my God, that reminds me, is quiet jungle VIX Pajeet OK? Has anyone heard from him?

I've been working 60-80 hours a week for the last six months. No matter what I do I feel like it's never enough and I'm always behind. And then I also have to drive 300 miles for week long business trips at least once a month. I got laid off from a much nicer tech job in early 2023, and this was what I could get. The tech job market is absolute shit and so I'm stuck here. Biden did this.

I woke up to pee at exactly the moment the line shot way up in HOOD and at that time it was my best then held STOOK sorted by returns, beating DE, Then it shot up again after the bell and peaked at 10am, then started tanking and that's when I solded. Marker is on the 4am one.

GLNK

A chainlink ETF... that HEAVILY outperforms LINK? How tf is that possible? It doesn't say it's levvied or anything

Not OP but, I've been looking for a career change. Something that might require a certification or two to get into. Are all the AWS and Cisco certs just a meme? Easy cash flow for those companies. I keep on hearing about MSFT needing to hire loads of cybersecurity people but I feel like they'll just hire a bunch of punjabs.

Work 60-80 hour weeks and you will make it by 30

Last he I saw of him he was begging the general to provide him with shorts that weren't NVDA but wasn't getting good responses

Literally me in sales. 70 hour weeks making around 80k a year, second I hit 30 it was 25 hour weeks making 200k, retired by 35.

It's a ponzi/hot potato driven up by investors desperate for LINK exposure in Boomer accounts.

This chart means you're basically paying $90 per LINK.

they salary sales people instead of doing commission?

That's what I thought, but, a sweet fucking deal if you're the one holding the share ain't it?

Where the FUCK are all these low effort food Pepes coming from? Is it Anon Babble? Like... what the hell?!

WTF?

I had a 6 piece honey BBQ chicken tendies basket from DQ last night and it was delicious

100% commission

The future is now, old man.

oh cool nvm

I work 40hr a week and I do "nothing". Actually due to uh creative accounting lets say I actually work less. I go in, do, leave. Simple. Nothing more than that. I also take long lunches, walk, read,check up on my stocks while I'm there to. It's not really uh work to me if you get my point.

Tech trannies with made up jobs making 200k a year are on suicide watch that their companies can still perform exceptionally without half of them

Idk anon we have entire departments that are absolutely made up at work for the sake of employment. We have nearly 50 people come to work everyday from engineers to managers yet there are only 4 people. 4 FUCKING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY MAKE OUR PRODUCT EVERYDAY. FUCKING 4. 4 PRODUCTION WORKERS PER SHIFT KEEP 50 PEOPLE WORKING A DAY

Russian troll farms obsessed with Biden.

Tonight is BTC rally and big green candle tmr?

Someone spent a fortune and commissioned all of these retarded food pepes

You're seeing the upside, but the risk with NAV dislocations like that is twofold:

1. It's equally illiquid on the downswing. So if Sergey cashes out to buy a few Big Macs and LINK drops 10% (yellow line in pic), investors dumping the shares may drive GLNK down 50%.

2. If someone else comes up with a LINK ETF (hell, that's probably easier to get approved than an ETH one and we know the SEC gave up the fight against BTC ones), then you immediately lose 80%. Practically overnight. Forever.

they are classier than the blacked cobsons so I doubt that

yeah absolutely, I meant if I had them I would sell them right the fuck now, and make nice bank probably

Same deal as GBTC: grayscale.com/crypto-products/grayscale-chainlink-trust

During the 2021 bull, people did financial chicanery, piled in, levered up, made GBTC shares holding 1 Bitcoin cost like 1.3 Bitcoin. Then it all collapsed and unraveled and during the bear market you could buy shares for the cost of like 0.5 Bitcoin.

I work 0 hours a week and don't have to pretend I'm working or be glad when I waste time.

commissioned

What the fuck, can make money by making Pepes?

After the last few conversations I have had with my managers I can only assume that the job of manager induces extreme brain damage. This makes it so those 50 managers collectively make 5 brains worth of people.

Could be a fun buy the next time pink Wojaks fill the catalog. Just keep in mind it seems to trade like 1-5k shares a day *total*. Which is incredibly thin, even for poorfags here.

And you have the gall to ask for a raise.

Yea, shills and turd worlders are the worst. I just want to talk stocks, not poltardation.

There's literally 4-5 managers per employee per worker it's kinda like office space

Peter Schiff talks about this a lot. I do wonder if it works out when you buy below NAV.

BTC's fairly decoupled, I wouldn't read much into it. S&P futures are so flat, Joe Biden's sniffing their hair.

Breddy BASED that someone PAID to have the food Pepes done, and BASED that someone did them for PAY. Breddy, breddy, breddy BASED. Imagine being such a UONE bagholder that you don't like them.

You're posting from a shill farm.

Only if you have a catalyst that'll close the gap. GBTC's closed once it started trading as a real ETF, which gave me a nice ~50% kicker alongside the crypto rally itself.

ETHE's very similar (with a 10% NAV discount) and BITW's mostly similar (with a 44% NAV discount). The latter is currently my largest position.

why the fuck am I still in cash

Why didn't you like my posts about TA and why it's traded? Like how it's mostly preyed upon by hedgies but held up by insitutions.

Because people trade on TA. Computers trade on TA. You can stop trading on TA. But you will watch TA. So why don't you sometimes take advantage of retards who are watching, reading, and putting their money upon TA?

God has not blessed me with a sister

Being smart is one of the possibilities. The other one is that you should just buy a few A rated SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS STOOKS but keep plenty of DRY POWDER for buying bargains on THA GREAT HEEM TO COME.

Tech is in a pretty bad place, still lots of layoffs from the 2021 hiring frenzy. I can't speak for IT certs but data centre technician looks kinda comfy

MSFT needing to hire loads of cybersecurity people

cybersec is a mixed bag, I wouldn't recommend it if you don't know what you're doing

I think you dumb niggers are more concerned about making the first posts than you are about providing entertaining plays.

Because you are a pussy whipped loser baby bitch who gets no pussy. You might as well put on a diaper because that's how much of a gay little baby you are.

A googoogoo

gaa gaa

hows my wittle baby faggot anon doing?

still holding the cash like a drooling toddler

Ngmi

Well my division the previous management was uh a case of the blind leading the blind. My boss then was a fuckup. His boss was even worse. The management before them was decent. Then the two fuckups came. The division was ran into the ground. Seriously people were bailing left and right soon as they were able. Management didn't care, they didn't hire anyone new either so that only made it worse on those that were left. I was preparing to transfer when covid came. New job lined up. Covid put the halt to that. During that time the very high up management team finally seen the shat show going on with our division and ousted the two fuckups. New management put in. I got a hefty promotion outta it. Due to me being one of the few "old timers" left who knew anything about anything.

Very clever. I’m 100% 3x index funds right now. It’s good but absolutely boring as fuck. I should put some aside to chase good ideas like this again.

unironically I'm in such a bad position psychologically I'm gonna do something stupid

UNIRONICALLY interesting take.

Hope is up, these days. Try this in the next one. Faggot coward, bitch. I've got 3 more.

priced out of firsties

I'm seeing more and more people complain about how shitty the economy is getting. I think this glownigger scam is finally going to fall apart in April.

Ok i'm actually going to make an update tonight. I have nothing else going on so it should be posted here in like an hour.

crypto bros are laughing at us

The stock market will NEVER EVER go down.

Boys. I'll be a multi-millionaire at this rate and I can apply for US investor visa and live among you all. :)

Forgot green pepe

We have evolved past needing your updates rocker. Please start an onlyfans with your freetime so you can post your bussy on there along with how badly you fuck yourself on trades.

I usually have 50/100/200 dmas, VWAP, MACD and RSI visible all the time, and I just started using Bollinger bands. I think it's hard to start from scratch but after a few years of staring at how things bump around in between those lines you can get a pretty good feel for when things might make bigger moves.

Good
And you better mention all the good stuff that happened here recently

really crypto bros in disbelief now

imagine wasting your life for goat fuckers, lol

crypto

Are there options on crypto yet? I need that sweet sweet leverage to make up for the high trading fees

I’m debating going back in. Market just seems so perfectly priced to me, I don’t expect much to happen till a pivot in Sept. curios to see what new frontiers are happening in crypto.

REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT

Based

Yeah pretty sure binance offers them. Plus insane levvys, futures, etc

I am kind of offended someone would cosplay that game, but then I remember people actually liked it, and again I remember people don't actually care if games are good, they are just degenerate coomers.

Because you haven't found a good meme stock to connect with.

May I suggest ESTA? They make titty enhancements. Highly rated and convenient, great success in Asia, impending FDA approval, earnings in a couple days.

oy vey shut it down

Your STOOKS picks should all just be SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS of A.

Who are you and why would I care about this update

Don't trade angry, don't trade stupid, and don't trade sad. Throw everything into cash or SPY, knock off a couple days, the markets will be there when you get back.

Craziest part, it was the 8th best selling game on the PS4. Sold pretty much as much as many copies as the Witcher 3.

you don't support one side

thus you automatically support the other side!

lol
lmao

Isn't the mayor also Jewish? I don't see a conflict of interest happening here or anything wrong at all.

It has literally zero sexual content. Half the plot is that you're a clone of a massive autist from the 2060s, and everyone is freaked out by how autistic you are. That picture is just women ruining things as usual.

binance

Is that the real binance or the "binance US"? Last I checked binance US wasn't available in my state and my actual binance account was closed/locked out because I'm in the US.

anyone else buying this chart? 898 shares of soundhound, 350 shares palantir, 11 shares BP, rate my portfolio

NAT GAS anon, what A-rated equities do you recommend? And none of that cliche MSFT or KO bullshit.

I didn't mean to imply there was. Just that people consume copious porn of games without actually consuming the games themselves like overwatch

Rocker is some overweight alochol driven homosexual who sucks at trading so his videos are mildly good to avoid his poor trading strategy. He originally became popular here promoting a company making a monkeyp00x vaccine since he was practically on the groundfloor at gay night clubs and bath houses when the outbreak was first happening since he practically lives and "works" there. That's been his only succesful trade known to date but who knows maybe he will shill us a good HIV/AIDS medication or vaccine a company is producing next when it comes out.

I think it could be a huge distribution zone while it rushes into upthrust(UTAD) and then starts our beautiful bear market. but I could be wrong.

BTC 100k, SPX 3500 would be goddamn hilarious.

I think both. Just this weekend I gained back access to my old binance account and found $3000 worth of LINK, kek. I moved everything to binance.US now. They will help you gain access if you contact them, but be prepared to have to withdraw in a few days. If you think you had any coins it's worth a shot

Well, I'll just tell you some of what I have BOUGHTED myself, rather than RECOOMEND.
ADT
ASC
BTU
DDS
DHI
EOG
FERG
FUL
GWRS
HD
JAKK
MPC
OC
REYN
RL
SPG
UNH
VST

The fact that you popped into this thread as soon as that image was posted really gives it away.

I had nothing left in the actual binance account. I made sure to get rid of everything when I exited crypto in 2020. And it looks like my state is still excluded from binance US which is pretty lame. And COIN doesn't have leverage trading and the fees are too high to scalp trade on goybase anyways. And im not trying to use a VPN to login.

Everything I listed was A when I boughted them Friday and today.

So you've got a 13.8k portfolio with 37.5% in Jensen Huang's sloppy seconds, 60% in an obtuse Excel consultancy firm, and 2.5% in perhaps the world's most retarded oil company.

Do I have that about right?

Fuck it, have you looked at RXRX?

I think coinbase does have levvy if you use the "advanced" mode. I saw it briefly this weekend too.

kek

You can use BITX, Bitcoin miners, or options on BITO to recklessly gamble in tradfi land. Your choices for altcoins do kinda suck though (see this thread's discussion about GLNK).

BTC keeps ripping. I bet the crypto pits are a lot more interesting than this faggy general.

to recklessly gamble in tradfi land

The sec needs to approve the blackrock spot btc ETF immediately. The options chain will be so lit

Buy FBTC and stfu

At least this isn't GME general

Honestly point me to a better AI play, didn't palantir take coles from microsoft?

Shit is so Akash.

Has America's favorite Jewish economist Jeremy Siegel been on CNBC lately? What a brilliant guy

its ah, why would anyone be here

ADBE might still have a bit of a dip to slurp. TT is also a hilarious AI/data center play. The chart's fucking unstoppable.

Fear and Greed index is at Extreme Greed. Probably still has a bit of room left to run tho.

still a little life left in this rally
...maybe

Jeremy Siegel

youtu.be/qAt4chx7C9Y?feature=shared

every stock I own (except xom) 1-2% in the red today

open up Anon Babble and it's filled with BTC euphoria from a 6k price rally

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Then go there. If we accept crypto here it would be run amok with various shitcoins. Btc may be passable depending on
Context. Until the fed and all the Jews accept this new currency and it’s as liquid as gay ole fiat we cannot welcome.

There niche applications and impressive features but how do you know it wouldn’t just be integrated into the irs or the treasury department or make some new bourgeoisie horror

CSCO is good company just doesn't have good story to tell.

Good stories are often fictional.

That's surprising, given how badly their earnings suck.

link to picrel?

What indicators do you watch to get an overall picture of the market? I'm building a watchlist and so far I have:

S&P 500

VIX

10-year T-Note futures

Gold futures

Crude oil futures

And, of course...

NVDA

Here's the main thing to understand: one company's earnings is driving the entire fucking market. The first time they stumble, the market goes poof.

Also, bear in mind that our government consistently lies about just about everything. The figures for joblessness, access to medical care, etc. do not take into account the 8-10 million jobless orcs they have smuggled into the country in just the past 3 years. For once, Big Business is more trustworthy than Big Brother.

Well I have them in my BUY QUEUE for tomorrow and that's that, along with everything else in picrel, plus I just now said FOOK IT and boughted a share of HODL.

Zoom sisters, mommy Cathie is going to buy the top tommorow at 120 dollars so we can all have a nice week!

"Number go up" is our only guiding principle. Doesn't matter whether it's by trading Dogecoin, longing cocoa futures, or shorting ARKK.

Nikkei and Yen futures will tell you if Ms. Watanabe is going to wreck your shit. DXY works too.

Otherwise I think you've got a good enough list. Maybe throw in a heatmap like finviz.com/map.ashx to see if risk-on or risk-off sectors are in favor.

You just about nailed my custom overview grid, then of course I have another that's just NATGAS, OIL, and GASOLINE.

if I were you, I would suggest buy them at around 43-44 for CSCO, or you a strong rebound before that.

Good gimmicks are invaluable.

I just wasted 2 1/2 hours of my life eating sushi and talking to an incel that "just door dashed all day and made $80 might as well spend half of it on sushi" and talked to me non-stop at the sushi bar.

Why doesn't the media focus on the incredible accuracy LUNR had getting within 1.5 KM of its target touchdown? Sure it tipped over and that sucks but compared to any other lander the accuracy was pure kino.

You know I actually half rolled my HALO calls this morning; sold them this morning right before that $40 support cracked, bought other biotech plays in my queue, and never rebought the longer dated calls.

Something about the chart, I dunno. Maybe it dumps or keeps chopping around here for a while.

who cares? how does landing an unmanned spaceship increase a company's valuation? it's cool i guess but it's not like they're bringing treasures back here.

Berkshire Hathaway invests in utilities

Loses more money than the company earns

Even more losses projected in future

Yuyu Hakusho best animu

That they can do it means they could be next in line for government pork barrel projects

it's not fake..

midhudsonnews.com/2023/07/26/newburgh-mayor-has-sit-down-with-landlords/

It hasn't been that low since Nov 2022, I'm just buying it whenever in the morning that seems decent enough, hopefully as early as possible just to git r done and start riding.

bringing treasures back here

that is exactly what they are planning to do in the next few years

Lets check in on the official inverse indicator of /smg/

FOOK IT, WE GAAN

what is on the moon that isn't in enough abundance on earth that it's actually cost effective to mine it there?

brother, 10 minutes of that would have me get a text about my cat dying and run out the restaurant in tears. I wouldn't even put in acting effort, just do the bare minimum so at least the incel's feelings are somewhat spared. time is money bro, and you spent much more that just your bill.

$LUNR Q3 2023 total revenue was $12.73M. The sole payload that likely tipped the lander over is a NFT sculpture "worth" 91.1M dollars.

"only one piece of Odysseus’ cargo is on the side of the spacecraft that’s facing down toward the lunar surface: A NFT sculpture"

cnn.com/2024/02/23/world/odysseus-lunar-landing-sideways-scn/index.html

But the art market wouldn’t be able to do much with far-flung sculptures “exhibited” in outer space, so there’s a commercial component to Koons’ project as well. Pace Verso, the NFT wing of Pace, is also offering NFTs of each sculpture, while Koons has produced larger, coinciding physical sculptures of his “Moon Phases” to remain on Earth.

>Measuring 15.5 inches tall, these editions will be made from the same reflective stainless steel as his record-breaking $91.1 million sculpture “Rabbit,” and will each feature a diamond, sapphire or ruby to mark Odie’s landing site.

cnn.com/2024/02/22/style/jeff-koons-moon-phases-odysseus-landing/index.html

[THE NFT ARTWORK IN QUESTION WITH 91 MILLION DOLLARS THAT TIPPED OVER THE LUNAR LANDER](media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/screen-shot-2024-02-22-at-5-39-14-pm.jpg?c=original)
So how much money did $Lunr make ?

tipranks.com/stocks/lunr/financials/income-statement

?Last quarter (Q3 2023), Intuitive Machines's total revenue was $12.73M, an increase of Infinity% from the same quarter last year. In Q3, Intuitive Machines's net income was $32.98M. See Intuitive Machines’s key income statements, including revenue, expenses, profit, and income.

Yeah, it's biotech so there's always the random chance LLY or whoever buys them out. And even if it plummets back to 34-35, there's still years left on their patents so you could probably just double down and bet on a rebound.

lmao

Not to mention that without volcanic activity, all the gold on the moon -- and anything else that might justify the costs of getting at it -- is sitting near the core.

Hey, nobody bats 1.000

Be first be smarter or cheat.

market cap doubles from 1t to 2t in four months

it makes sense because…. because… it just does ok chud!!

Just loaded 400 dollar June 2024 puts, I’m gonna be rich

The idea is correct (population of Cali go up, electricity more expensive) but he should have spent more money buying politicians first

Moon rocks.

Okay Maverick

It's quarterly revenue is up 266%!
Infinite growth!

All I do is buy ONE SHARE of something as an entry, then see what it does. If it DROOPS, I might just watch it and see if it finds a bottom and starts picking back up, and if the DROOP wasn't bad enough for me to just cut the motherfucker then and there then I might buy another share in that recovery zone and then wait and watch some more. I have had up to over 300 STOOKS doing this at times but I haven't messed with STOOKS much in MOONTHS because I mostly focus on NATGAS AND OIL but right now I'm mostly waiting on them to get to points where I can confidently buy massive shitloads.

You fucking might bro. I'm holding 85 shares but starting to find my way out.

dude was 25 years old and fat balding neckbeard at the all you can eat bar. After like 20 "damn thats crazy" dude just kept talking.

Hello frens! I just got into investing this year. I’m one of the dudes who is diamond hands in LLAP. Last Friday I decided that I would invest $20,000 in SOUN. Thats half of my portfolio. Thats an entire month’s pay for me. I just had a feeling from God on this. So when the market opened I did it, and then watched the ticker go +46%. Bros is this luck??? Should this happen to me??

$20K is an entire months pay for you and you are just now starting to invest? wtf are you doing anon.

I couldn't start investing until I had a down payment for a house. Where I live, any real estate less than $800k doesn’t have any acreage. Interest rates shot up last year which sucks because mortgages need 2 years of income history and I only had graduated a year ago at that point. But now I have my 13 acres and can start investing!

you're too nice, after the 4th "damn that's crazy" I'd just pay my bill and scram off to my nonexistent date with my gram gram.

WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT LIAR ITS BEEN 2 HOURS

Fix your pastebins jesus

Dunno, kinda scared of NVDA dumping

CURRENTLY UPDATING CHUD!!!

I was about to post the same thing...
I blocked out my whole evening for this
DON'T CALL THAT ANON A CHUD
Just hurry up and upload

73%

It's hitting seattle area too.

kuow.org/stories/syphilis-cases-are-skyrocketing-in-king-county-who-s-most-at-risk

Why would it dump? I think at the worst it will just crab for a year

Because $20K is a huge volume and you individually pumped it. You need to be careful because after like $15K you need to properly declare your holdings and you can't buy and sell fast on a stock like that because it's a trading violation. You'll have to slowly trim your position selling or you'll do exactly this and be in big legal shit.

S&p is gonna dump tomorrow

soundhound ai got a nice pump

Where we getting off blud

Thanks, good ideas. I've heard JPY and CHF don't have the same safe-haven status they used to have.

I predicted HIMS based on discussion in this thread. I saw the earnings report was today so I put in $2k last week. Same for PGNY. Everyone knows these are growth stocks

fiction

Why?

my brother in christ last week Nvidia announced that they invested in it. It doubled over night. Its volume is 201 million.

WTF is going on with HOLO?

They do not. But Japs have a massive pile of savings (controlled by the metaphorical housewife Ms. Watanabe). If the Yen weakens a ton, the BoJ may have to hike, and that savings would flood back home into Jap government bonds...and out of US treasuries.

12.5 % Cash.
The remaining $750,000 is in one stock.
Guess the ticker, and you'll also probably make very close to seven figures in 2024.

morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20240226159/microcloud-holograms-stock-soars-after-regaining-a-listing-requirement

Is /smg/ interested in any of tomorrow's earnings? The list seems pretty boring.

Axon? Bumble? Are you jacked to the tits with Smucker options??

youtu.be/iDtDEQvYNuo?si=gzeoUiKtKvXaVSed

Trust this man

FRESH UPDATE

youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ
youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ
youtu.be/4U-bgvO1wWQ

I'd be chill with this

S&P 500

nasdaq. qqq is fine really.

I'm sick to my stomach I can't stop thinking about how am I missing out god why am I such a pussy feeling sorry for myself

what to do when you want to trade but you know you are tilted and shouldn't

Xa dunno

NIGGER SHOCKERS

boring

Ms. Watanabe is kind of real in the sense that the wife traditionally manages a Japanese household's finances, so Japan is like... millions of weird little family offices. But I'm guessing most of the country's savings is controlled by huge insurance companies, banks, and other megacorporations.

good opening i guess, always love a good lotr reference

BASED STILL PIC
and KEK intro

Gib me 10k plox

Post more LOTR memes

You asked for it you got it
Toyota
You asked for it you got it
Toyotaaaaaaaaa

How about you go to medical school like I did? :) it only takes a few years :) i didn’t start making money until i turned 30 :)

reading books instead of watching Youtube Shorts and gooning to mal malloy

Good choice, Rocker. State of Fear is a really good book, you should check it out.

Kek I did actually, but I'm not working I'm the field

all chink stocks are garbage

AI/machine learning will replace doctor soon.

A deep learning model for predicting next-generation sequencing depth from DNA sequence
nature.com/articles/s41467-021-24497-8

You use it to escape from conscription

I hope so, they're all garbage

Lmao imagine thinking that AI will replace doctors!!! As if the medical lobby would allow anything to threaten us. The system needs someone to be accountable, and thats doctors. Btw you shouldnt trust doctors we don’t care whats wrong with you. Ask for a hard copy of your medical records and run them through an AI then come back to me and just tell me what pills you want. Don’t rely on me to save you unless I’m working in the ER or ICU. Otherwise ur fucked cuz i don’t care i just want MONEY

I think there's 2 KR Anons so not too sure that was PA the other day but I sure hope so. I do know that trains still get posted sometimes in his thread on Anon Babble. I sure do hope it was him though.

Comf threaded fellas
WAGMI

no

DRIP chad approved

Based. I love getting discounted shares.

30 min

maybe tomorrow if baggot reporting the vid doesn't take it down

Thats an entire month’s pay for me.

Only has a $40k account

Do you understand how wealthy I would be with a do nothing $20k a month job.

Based autist

Nice

I'm the Chud who told poem Anon to go fuck himself and never come back and I'm alive and well. In fact I have even grown more powerful while you sit on cash and read that pedo's Steve King's book.

get baked idiot

the end

GYAD
FOOKIN
DAMN
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NOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SIR

JESUS
FOOKIN
SHIT
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THAT IS FOOKIN DISGUSTIN AND I HAVE SEEN THE STILL PICS AROUND THIS SHITHOLE BUT NEVER THE VIDEO GYAD FUCKIN DAMN I HOPE I CAN FORGET WHAT I HAVE JUST SEEN

this one still has a little life left in it so now we have three fucking threads
god damn you guys

M E D S

i love you anons. gn.

I look at it like /smg/ is so BASED we sometimes have a bunch of them all over the cataloog.
Also more places to say
NATGAS AND OIL
is nothin but a GOOD THANG

I love these NIGGERS too and that includes (You) but still a bunch of NIGGERS and JEWS and FAGS.
no homo

they were only 1.5 Km off from their touch down target.
How does LUNR's touchdown accuracy compare to the Russian, China, Japan, and India's accuracy?
Could not find any accuracy info on said government's landers.

Which one is the real one.

I usually just go to whichever one has the most posts at the time, which would be the shitty GME themed one unfortunately

Nice update man top kek at the lady boy ending. That's the end game