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NATGAS
AND
OIL
I
LIGMA

Second for ligma!

the s&p will close -2.38% today

why are there so many tripfags in this general?

Mmmmm cheesy

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retards win one bet then spend their profits on dumb shit like tripcodes

tripchads

ftfy

What does $100k buy these days? I want 500k

You mean PDD.

Imagine being so desperate for attention you become a Tripfag who creates the most God awful threads

Same reason women post slutty pics on social media

What's LIGMA?

Welcome to another day of Nvidia loving the bears, contrarians, and above all its competition with tender loving care. And a gigantic double-barreled barbed monster cock.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Thinkin I'm going to sell PSA, UGL, USD, RYCEY, URNM, VIST. Spreads were too wide on those during the PRE. Then to start watching for buy points on the TWELVE I have in queue.
SO
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STOOKS
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SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

The US used AI to identify targets hit by air strikes in the Middle East this month, a defense official says, revealing growing military use of the technology for combat

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as was foretold .....

Losers Immolating for Gazan Muslims of America

Friendly reminder that bulls make money.
Bears and pigs get slaughtered.

Top signal. Already absurd, but yeah, being absurd is ok

Arm Chads, we did it again.

all my positions are bearish

I'm not wrong, the market is wrong. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

r8 my port

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Im up 13% on market open

OMQS for AI and ties with (((them)))

looking at NVIDIA is like looking at a time bomb getting bigger as the timer gets closes to zero

I need NVDA to dip please redeem.

So the U.S. strikes some targets, then uses AI to identify them so they can update the terrorist database to cover their tracks. NVDA future so bright.

why shouldn't NVDA go to $1000?

Bout time to pump niggers.

Let it cook. It going $4,000 in time.

Yayo, yayo
Mula-la
Yayo
Bitch better have my money

based

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Because I have puts, simple as.

OIL and NATGAS forever

why shouldn't NVDA go to $1000?

this is true

shit my dudes, i am trying to listen to rih*nna for the first time in my life. this shit is awful.

It can just not today frens.

see move happening in market

get in on the move

immediately reversed back to stop loss

This market these past few days has been one of the most jewish I've ever seen

Just boughted XLE, XES, XOP, EOG

$150k - do I go all in TQQQ?
Here's a bear I shot in September

I fucking hate crab markets so god damn much. We never fucking have any kind of direction ever and we never will have any direction ever again

My NVDA put options strait up printing. JAJAJAJAJA

up 5% on all my EV charging stocks

fuck every single hater that told me i was stupid for FOMOing at value stocks last week. you're all worthless, enjoy following the herd. buy more $800 nvidia

NVIDIA SIS...

Oh now that I'm locked out of my account for the rest of the day, CL decides to start moving up

Why Altria? Seems like a dying industry to me. Otherwise pretty based.

$BIG bros, it's happening

Why do Americans have cuck day trading limits anyway?

Because Topstep has that hard limit by default you retarded faggot

Do you really need to ask?

CVNA

DPZ

lmao

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Is Google really going to sink under 140 again. Fml.

so, now it´s all about ARM, CVNA and what else?

Why do you have so many of these gay pictures

....and THERE we go
My SQQQ doin a lil sumthn

my spy 0dte puts are printing slowly too
feels good man

What is going on with NVDA computer?

And MPC now.

Niggers bought in. That's a 100% foolproof top signal for bubbles.

No clue, but I bought a $840 put option weekly, and ima ride it to 10k or some shit.

Nancy sold.

and just like that we created the FDs necessary to tug us back up. With usury you can do anything.

it'll literally be 850 EOW

Why XES instead of the more liquid OIH?

i think they'll transition to vapes/smokeless and weed if its ever legal. im a tobacca man

usury

you know usury is just high levels of interest right? not no interest at all.

HELFY getting fucked on no news
Good

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with jews you win

If someone else controls the value of my currency do I really have control of it ? go on greenblatt.

$MPW

Book value: $10

Current value: $3.85

Dividend rate: 15%

Payout ratio: 80%

Short interest: 35%

Days to cover: 8

Did I just find the next $GME

The CEO of Tech Bubble has just posted guys!

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This market clearly wants higher.

nowhere did i mention or refute control. im just saying its not usury if its reasonable interest rates. its money printing or lack of capital controls. not usury though.

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in
the room so they can play on the house.

link pls

Post a link so we can actually see what he said you lazy fucking nigger.

Headquarters: Birmingham, AL

pizza lfg

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You mean $750 right?

The current situation is predicated on said usury. Without it's use, the exploit of the non-usurious, and the gaslighting of those same naive peoples how does modernity manifest this way ?

Regardless I yield, tired of semantic bickering.

Finally I was getting tired of those Bobo schmucks. I feel like I gotta heater coming tonight on craps so watch out hahaha! Thanks for the seating by the way I wanna treat my lady hear to a wonderful night.

I'm feeling euphoric
Fuck it
I'm ALL IN

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ok i put 1000 dollars in the SCHD meme
what now?

you'll be rich in no time bruv

Domino's is the only place in my town that has white teenagers instead of jeets working. Why is that and is that bullish?

divvies for lyfe

Is CVNA only exploding after open a sign that it's just retail FOMO, or am I looking into it too hard?

I raise. All-In

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YINN NIGGAS YINN

Looks like those new homes aren't selling as well as the guys on the street wanted.

Its a meme stock

Can we crash now? Thanks.

howareya moe

It looks like we'll just crab.

if you mean legally in modern times, yes

but any amount of interest is usury, always has been

theta gang where we at?

Depends what you're holding.

BTC breaking out

Hope you got your CLSK bags loaded

MSTR / COIN mooning, BTC flat. Huh?

4 months of pretty much straight pumping

BITF CLSK MARA RIOT

This is the way

Anon, you realize Bitcoin trades 24/7 while those tickers do not, yes?

Made $170 selling options, lol, lmao. Buy my pieces of paper retards.

I am going to sell my Bitfarms stack, $85k worth. Do I buy SSO or VOO? Or maybe go a little more conservative and buy TQQQ?

I'm up 425% but only 60 shares. It's been a great run but I only got a taste of it

They really should regulate Bitcoins so that they are only allowed to be traded while the futures are open.

When you’re serious about investing come on over to dividend investing general /dig/

CLSK

wew

Even faster than the Corona-ATH-pump

AMR Chads eating good today.

30:00

Shut the fuck up, Gary "Baggot" Gensler.

Schd is alright, it will outperform the market occasionally but usually will trail it. if youre looking at buy and hold long term pair it with something based and growthpilled like schg or vgt. Eventually you start selling off the growth to buy even more schd. If all went well you'll have enough schd dividends to live off and then you never have to buy more again because the dividend will almost certainly grow faster than inflation.

CaR vEnDiNg MaChInEs!!!!

Holy shit. Are the buybacks back?

good luck getting a multi-bagger trading those companies that have given up on trying to reinvest their profits into higher market share and more profits long term.

God candle incoming. I just bought more.

Outside Nvidia (lol) options are pretty cheap though.

That looks like something my gf would enjoy.

Don't know but this stock just keeps printing money. I'm up 60% on it.

I dunno, the prices on all the NVDA put options are a fucking steal right now.

Because it's part of a complete collection together with XLE and XOP.

are we getting the S&P to 5100 today?

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they put some dumb whizbang zooper sounds over it but watching a robot take a car from 100ft in the air in an elevator is at its essence pretty cool

Members of the Walton family sold roughly $1.5 billion worth of Walmart stock at the end of last week as shares hovered near a record high

come on over to dividend investing general /dig/

*start using SCHWAB EQUITY RATINGS

GAYvydia 700 eod so no dice

Companies exist to pay shareholders money. Why would I want pepsi trying to branch out into other things? I want a portion of their profits payed directly to me and I want them to raise that dividend payment every year.

I'm still making money today somehow.

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Companies exist to pay shareholders money.

No they exist to provide goods and/or services their customers retard.

Buy stock, numba go up, simple as

My god source please

HOLY FUCK MARA

Are you STILL sidelined?

I would invest in a company that just mugs or scams people. idgaf

i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what investing entails

Don't they own like 200 billion shares of Walmart? So that wouldn't be that much of their total stake

Nope, they exist to generate profits
It’s okay that you’re wrong

It's over for you bobo.

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There's plenty of companies that scam shareholders. Go all-in. =D

NVDA above its open

truly a clown world

business isn't a zero sum game

What about shell corporations that don't have any products or services?

Chill out
It's just crabbing today

They exist to chase their mission/vision statement. Shareholders may or may not be the crowd they're pleasing.

they exist to launder money

But it's not?

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yeah my goal in life was to make sure people eat a lot of potato chips. It’s only a coincidence that we turn a massive profit, the real dividend is seeing the happy look on our customers faces

streetsmart edge bros, its so over. they will finally be transitioning my account to thinkorswim anytime from April-August. I dont want to change.

female natural gas

ToS is universally praised, anon.

COIN / MARA are vertical and up 10% + because Bitcorn went up 1.5%? Lel.

How do I tell if my natural gas is female or not?

I think i am going to do a BITF next.
Or maybe tomorrow? Hmmmm... decisions, decisions.

yea well i just have a great setup on SSE with all the relevant info for me and can place and edit orders at lightning speed while still seeing all the relevant info. I have a ToS demo account setup that I have been ignoring but it looks like I will need to start tinkering soon. There are some cool features on ToS but there is just a lot to unpack and learn. I guess that will be fun. something new to try

Sold my BRK.B before it tanked any further.

Really mad I missed MARA. I saw it shilled but didn't realize it was crypto related lmao. Probably another crypto bull run incoming soon.

LUNR fans, what's the deal with your stock not blasting off today?

1st private corp to ever land on the moon, albeit they had dumb women drivers doing it.

$50 billion projected in future plans / stuff.

Has an Iranian-American CEO named Kamal.

Gender-neural slam pig on their home page doing computer stuff.

This should be a slam dunk.

DAME MAS GASOLINA

Bullish.

AND HOLY FUCK SOUN BROS

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ANTI BOG DEATH MOMENT BUY BUY BUY

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a human dying

a literal black swan event - who could've seen a human dying of old age??

Apple please

AI

Abrahamic tank destroyed in Urine

Rothschild dies

all in the same day

its over

lol this marked the top, it's literally down from here until moral improves.

British banker Jacob Rothschild

what stonks was he holding? oh yea he owns the money printer itself

BLESSED
KEK IS WITH US

But the S&P is literally higher right now than when that image was made. Anyway, fuck off, baggie, you ban evading subhuman.

This. He was the one that stopped the printing.
Printer is going to BRRRRRR again next week.
B U L L I S H

yields

what is the play here today? the auctions last week spiked yields no?

reddit stopped buying

Jack black-lite is no slam pig frends.

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LUNR $77 EOY

With market's at all time highs, do you buy and hold or play options? I'm trying to learn about IV's and chatGPT my way through trades just to earn some extra scratch.

Avdiivka status?

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Whatever kid. Its not where she opens, it's where she closes that matters.

Bullish.

So you're going to lose $420?

No one noticed SOUN…?

I solded mine in at a profit of ONE QUARTER in the pre. I bought it only for the meme but knew the company was fags when I saw how top heavy that LANDER was and sure enough it fell right over when doing the one fucking thing it was designed for, LANDING. The company is obviously comprised of fatherless fags. I want to save that fat chick from them.

chatGPT my way through trades

does goyimGPT give stock advice now? i thought it was cucked at the beginning to not have access to live data

Crew survived, tank was recovered, steppove was liberated, shartley was captured.

Should I get in now?

is that standard training to drive up to where your leading armor just got fucked and then to turn your weakest point to the enemy before retreating?

Buy and hold stocks but with income from a large pile of cash sitting in jepq
Hoping for more good crab days.

I sold too early on CELH

Jack Black's twin sister perhaps... spitting image is uncanny.

And how is that different than the abrams where the tank crew survived? The end result was still a Bradley ifv disabled a t-90 with its main gun. The Bradley is so fucking good and the t-90 is so bad

I bought again.
God candle incoming.

I LOST 300 BUCKS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTLY BOUGHT 100 SHARES OF NVIDIA ON MARGIN AND THEN HAD TO QUICKLY SELL 95 OF THEM AT A 3 DOLLAR LOSS FOR EACH
FUUUCK ME

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not just buying USD not on margin

I want to save that fat chick from them.

Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
Whatcha gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream

Honestly they probably put on their home page as foreshadowing their lander was going to waddle and fall over.

buy high

sell low

pay fees

Stop doing drugs when you trade.

So this chick I've been hooking up with's husband left her. He went out for milk and never came home. So I asked her how she's been coping and she said she's been using that powdered stuff in her coffee instead.

Market never crashed within the scheduled timeframe, so the dead-man-switch was activated and the Bogdabots redeemed him.

You have failed us for ze last time, Monsieur Rothschild...

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Fucking bags lmao

AAAAA THEY ARE DUMPING ALL HIS LON: BATS

Well that's interesting. Schwab actually upgraded Nvidia three days ago and I didn't even notice. Going from 'no fucking way' to 'hold it if you have it' isn't exactly much of a ringing endorsement, but still....

guys i lost quite a bit on wbd today. it'll go up 2x in the next year, right guys??

What would it imply if we had a neon green day on the day he died ? Lets look at esoteric optics. The mans legacy is at stake here.

Ten days ago, I should say. It was sitting at D for so long it didn't even register any more.

87 8+7=15 1+5=6 OH! Daaaaaaam!!

Chuck is such a cuck, he's like alright we told you to go short, now uhh just ignore that, actually forget the whole fucking thing.

I told you guys it was a good company.

Take profit or let it ride?

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Crypto miners won a lawsuit against the energy department yesterday

USD is the best currency you cuck.

Fuck you. But yes :C

I WASN'T DOING DRUGS! The default orders are always 100 but I thought I changed it to 5! What happend was I clicked on 5 and then I clicked on back page then forward again but when I went back forward page again I forgot to change the 100 value to 5.
I could've used that 300 dollar for so many shit.

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CELH

why would you sell the next monster?

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I WASN'T DOING DRUGS!

You sound like it.

I just slurped some Corn

I seriously doubt that has a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING of A.

SOUN

Will it break $4.50 resistance? I predict it will crab until earnings then dump

We will close down nearly 2%.

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I'm off to go buy some shelves and tables for my bedroom... sorry Bobo market is about to start ripping.

Update: Sold about 1/5th cause I'm a pussy.

Now LET IT FUCKING RIDE LET'S GO BOYS!

AH WE DUMPIN

Man, that negative news about their AI is really fucking google in the ass today huh

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Link?

Long TCS?

$6 before earnings then dump

Also:
The fire is rising:

The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.192 per gallon

on February 12, 2024, $0.056 above last week’s price, and $0.198 less than
the year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price rose $0.21 to
$4.109 per gallon, $0.335 lower than the price one year ago

The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.269 per gallon

on February 19, 2024, $0.077 above last week’s price, and $0.11 less than the
year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price was unchanged at
$4.109 per gallon, $0.267 lower than the price one year ago

One time I was writing a sell order and saw the expected profit and literally thought "oh wow I usually don't make that much money, the limit price must be off by a power of ten" moved the decimal point, submitted the order, and lost like $200 when it filled at ~1/5 of the current price.

Put dipshit commies in charge of flagship product

They fuck up

How is this surprising? You expect sinecured Pajeet PMs to put the brakes on that kind of thing?

SPY strait up sussin.

No problem, we'll just dump more from the SPR if oil creeps back above 80. And levy a tax against greedy refiners if gasoline hits $4.

US "tech" companies are worthless.

Based

Rothschild dies

Portfolio now green

LMND

Insurance is going to replace tech.

he's home with satan now

Funny story, I logged in to the web version of my brocker's trading app for the first time last week. I didn't know what I was doing and accidentally pressed some buttons and went short on Nvidia and long on Nasdaq (or the reverse, I forget) with x20 leverage. I closed my positions right after I realized but in that minute I made $100.

kick ass, BLESSED

S

i'm waiting for any kind of momentum signal

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Secured $4k profit on NVDA at $800. Still holding a 3/15 $800 call.

Insurance is going to replace tech.

this is why I sell options

I accidentally bought 100 shares of an SNP500 etf on margin by holding a call through expiration. I was absolutely panicking all weekend but ended up making a ton of money.

Update: Sold about 1/5th cause I'm a pussy.

that covers your cost basis right? smart move bruv, enjoy the free money

The radical leftist terrorists are taking down all the monuments because of racism and poor people. What more of a monument signal do you need?

how are insurance companies not dead with all the theft and damages? yeah no thanks.

Checked, This is the way. Heem the heemers.

That bitcoin pump will push NVIDIA over 1k this week.
Boomers still think its mined on GPU.

The world is healing.

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with all the theft and damages?

They just raise rates so they have a risk averse position. Because everything in the US runs on credit people *must* have insurance for everything and cannot self insure so they just have to take it. As asset prices fall this year (like we're already seeing with cars) the short end of insurance policies become more valuable so they're set up to make an absolute killing. ACIC already 10xed because of how condos in Florida are imploding.

no one talking about TSLA

beautiful trending breakout today

who's paying $53k for a freaking bitcoin!?

but I cannot see any thing rather than buy. Bro. what are you waiting for? the train is leaving.

You think the bots are a meme or nah?

So, it's LAAC a meme or not? I'm tempted to buy

not just buying SCHWAB EQUITES A RATED STOOKS without regard for charts and signals

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Because it was a conscious decision. None of the other AI have done that and if they did it was a simple error. Someone at Google put "Owning The White Pastryarchy over building a worthwhile AI. I've seen enough AI to know they don't do that unless told to do it.

I own TSLA at $193, 197, and $202 in different accounts. LFG boys

broker/analyst ratings are gay
anything that does multiples is a sell or a hold

CNBC intervoo with JAMIE DIMON at 12

Damn, my COIN put order didn't fill.

Glad I sold that rated C BRK.B before it took my spike down any lower than picrel.

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Sweden is now joining NATO, good day for SAAB

i was talking to my dad's old bar buddy who is a dividend maxxer and he was telling me that he thinks CNBC moves the market and that he watches Jim Cramer every morning. the absolute state of the dividend investing general chuds... ISHYGDDT

This AEP pullback is legit retarded

My half-assed lithium research hints at GLNLF, PLL, and PMET instead. They may be better or worse.

In America if the theft is the result of a bipoc or migrant, then it should be considered an act of g_d and they won't have to pay the claim.

If nothing fundamentally changed and it's above your stop, hey, maybe use this opportunity to increase your position.

more upside in LAAC imo

That's like sticking your head in a guillotine and realizing "hey...wait a minute...I need a head to live!" just seconds before the blade drops lmao. Highly blessed post.

Stop coping and make some money.

Uh oh NVIDIA bros

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The thing that's gone up the most in my portfolio today is this "BITB" company. I don't even remember what they do.

it is in accumulation phase for moon landing.

uhoh

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what the fuck anons its happening

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landing from the moon, yeah

What the fuck happened here

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That's Bitwise's Bitcoin ETF. It's legit.

analysts

Allegedly google is losing marketshare and no longer innovating.

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People realized woke retards are cutting into the important stuff:

gemini and gemma are dogshit

I've seen Cramer move stocks and they definitely move the market if by no other means than talking about certain STOOKS constantly and keeping their mindshare in the forefront.

nice, sold a put for $400